Just Ask a Soldier (nickzambuto)

CaioTrubat made an ask thread titled "Just Ask a Assassin", so I made this one. Because why not.

Safety and Peace, Fellow Viners.

@nickzambuto:

First question!

How would you rank the most well known Nicks on this site?

Do you own a wireless mouse?

How far would a cordless extension cord be?

Slowest running AMA thread in the history of AMA threads.

How do you feel about that? :P

Haha! My ask me thread has Snake and Otacon in the title. xP

Is there genome soldiers with your genetic coding out there?

Is the sniper a wolf?

How'd you like your Thanksgiving?

Do you think it's cool I named my cat Zorro?

@Xanni15 said:

@nickzambuto:

First question!

How would you rank the most well known Nicks on this site?

Do you own a wireless mouse?

How far would a cordless extension cord be?

NickZ>NickD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@nick_hero22

Naw.

Over 9,000.

@minigunman123 said:

Slowest running AMA thread in the history of AMA threads.

How do you feel about that? :P

Unloved.

@Samimista said:

Haha! My ask me thread has Snake and Otacon in the title. xP

Is there genome soldiers with your genetic coding out there?

Is the sniper a wolf?

How'd you like your Thanksgiving?

Do you think it's cool I named my cat Zorro?

Have you ever heard of a fellow named Chuck Norris? Hope that answers your question.

Yes, it is.

Pretty good, would rather of had ham then turkey though <_< if that's the biggest problem in my life though then I should be grateful :P

No. Zorro is a stupid name. Too many Rs. Zoro on the other hand...

@nickzambuto: Chuck Norris runs away like a little girl when I head towards his way. Either spelling's alright. I like to think of Zorro more as Zoro from One Piece rather than the actual hero as I dunno much about the hero Zorro. LOL! I do prefer ham over turkey but on Thanksgiving I'm alright as long as I get fed. xD

Have you played any of the recent games that came out?

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: Chuck Norris runs away like a little girl when I head towards his way. Either spelling's alright. I like to think of Zorro more as Zoro from One Piece rather than the actual hero as I dunno much about the hero Zorro. LOL! I do prefer ham over turkey but on Thanksgiving I'm alright as long as I get fed. xD

Have you played any of the recent games that came out?

Nope. Resident Evil 6 was literally the only game I bought this year x_x

Pretty slow season for gaming, but 2013 is shaping up to be EPIC. Last of Us, Watch Dogs, Revengeance, GTAV, and of course, leading the way for all, GROUND ZEROES!

@nickzambuto: I'll be playing RE2 tonight.~ RE4 is for Christmas. Looks like we'll be getting the same games for 2013 except I won't get GTAV lol. I may though just because I laugh a lot at how funny it is (in a good way) but, I dunno. xD

Can I have your babies?

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: I'll be playing RE2 tonight.~ RE4 is for Christmas. Looks like we'll be getting the same games for 2013 except I won't get GTAV lol. I may though just because I laugh a lot at how funny it is (in a good way) but, I dunno. xD

Fantastic, it's about damn time.

Pro tip: RE2 is epic because, in addition to two characters, it has two different scenarios for each (scenario A and scenario B)

Canonically, Claire A and Leon B is what actually happened. So when you get to the title screen and choose who you want to play as, pick Claire first.

EDIT: and how can you not be pumped for GTAV?! Is there something about the series you don't like?

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: I'll be playing RE2 tonight.~ RE4 is for Christmas. Looks like we'll be getting the same games for 2013 except I won't get GTAV lol. I may though just because I laugh a lot at how funny it is (in a good way) but, I dunno. xD

Fantastic, it's about damn time.

Pro tip: RE2 is epic because, in addition to two characters, it has two different scenarios for each (scenario A and scenario B)

Canonically, Claire A and Leon B is what actually happened. So when you get to the title screen and choose who you want to play as, pick Claire first.

EDIT: and how can you not be pumped for GTAV?! Is there something about the series you don't like?

Lol! I've never played GTA but it looks too guyish for me. xD I do like PewDiePie's videos on it though lol.

@nickzambuto said:

@Xanni15 said:

@nickzambuto:

First question!

How would you rank the most well known Nicks on this site?

Do you own a wireless mouse?

How far would a cordless extension cord be?

Nick_Hero>NickD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NickZ

Naw.

Over 9,000.

@minigunman123 said:

Slowest running AMA thread in the history of AMA threads.

How do you feel about that? :P

Unloved.

@Samimista said:

Haha! My ask me thread has Snake and Otacon in the title. xP

Is there genome soldiers with your genetic coding out there?

Is the sniper a wolf?

How'd you like your Thanksgiving?

Do you think it's cool I named my cat Zorro?

Have you ever heard of a fellow named Chuck Norris? Hope that answers your question.

Yes, it is.

Pretty good, would rather of had ham then turkey though <_< if that's the biggest problem in my life though then I should be grateful :P

No. Zorro is a stupid name. Too many Rs. Zoro on the other hand...

Fixed

@minigunman123 said:

Can I have your babies?

Well since you asked nicely...

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: I'll be playing RE2 tonight.~ RE4 is for Christmas. Looks like we'll be getting the same games for 2013 except I won't get GTAV lol. I may though just because I laugh a lot at how funny it is (in a good way) but, I dunno. xD

Fantastic, it's about damn time.

Pro tip: RE2 is epic because, in addition to two characters, it has two different scenarios for each (scenario A and scenario B)

Canonically, Claire A and Leon B is what actually happened. So when you get to the title screen and choose who you want to play as, pick Claire first.

EDIT: and how can you not be pumped for GTAV?! Is there something about the series you don't like?

Lol! I've never played GTA but it looks too guyish for me. xD I do like PewDiePie's videos on it though lol.

Too guyish? What's more lady like then hitting up a hooker then killing her to get your money back!

@nick_hero22 said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Xanni15 said:

@nickzambuto:

First question!

How would you rank the most well known Nicks on this site?

Do you own a wireless mouse?

How far would a cordless extension cord be?

Nick_Hero>NickD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NickZ

Naw.

Over 9,000.

Fixed

Joke is overused and unoriginal. Massive fail on you're part, though that's to be expected from a Predator fan.

@nickzambuto: LOL! Irony that's the part I find so hilarious in the game. XD

@nickzambuto:

Did you own a Big Wheel when you were younger?

How skilled are you with a yo-yo? Can you kill a man with it?

If you created your own super villain team what would you name it?

Wendy's or McDonalds?

@Xanni15 said:

@nickzambuto:

Did you own a Big Wheel when you were younger?

How skilled are you with a yo-yo? Can you kill a man with it?

If you created your own super villain team what would you name it?

...Yes.

I practice every day.

The killing part I mean.

It would probably be another Spider-Man villain team, so I'd call them the pesticides.

@Samimista said:

Wendy's or McDonalds?

Wendys all day er'y day. Chicken nuggets + chilli = win. The burgers suck though...

@nickzambuto: Wendy's is my favorite too. I always get the five piece regular chicken nuggets, honey mustard, medium fry and a root beer float.

You are held hostage by gunpoint to listen to either Bieber or One Direction. Which one would you choose?

@Samimista

Wendy's is my favorite too. I always get the five piece regular chicken nuggets, honey mustard, medium fry and a root beer float.

*siblingfist*

You are held hostage by gunpoint to listen to either Bieber or One Direction. Which one would you choose?

Death.

Which MGS game is the best?

Is there any game better than MGS or one that comes close?

Do you ever grow weary of tournaments in the battle section?

Would you ever consider hosting a tournament that you don't personally compete in?

Do you think it could possibly be fair to do a tournament where the combatants only have to convince the host that they can win?

@jobiwankenobi

Which MGS game is the best?

That's like asking me which of my limbs is the best.

Is there any game better than MGS or one that comes close?

Never.

Do you ever grow weary of tournaments in the battle section?

Nope.

Would you ever consider hosting a tournament that you don't personally compete in?

Yes. I can't think up a scenario where it would apply though.

Do you think it could possibly be fair to do a tournament where the combatants only have to convince the host that they can win?

That's a good idea, though not necessarily fair. Prime example: Good luck convincing me that someone is gonna beat Solid Snake :P

In order for a tournament like that to work, OP will need to be completely free of any and all forms of bias. The best way to do that would be by bringing in a third party who knows nothing of the characters to judge.

I suppose, if I were to be the host, I could ask a friend to read through with me as the third party, but it's still not fullproof.

That said, I'll be sure to make a tournament like that someday. Good question.

Do you wear cologne or a scent? If so, what is it?

@nickzambuto: Do you mind if I bump this?

:P

Very much so. gtfo

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