#1 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

The First Ever Viner vs. Viner real-feats battle. :O

Rules:

  • No lyin'
  • ...That's about it I guess, "no lying" basically covers it

So, without further ado...

In one corner, we have the Clown Devilgirl, the Transgender Terror of ComicVine...

Joygirl!

  • Height: 6'0"
  • Weight: A lady never tells
  • Age: 21
  • Training: Shaolin Long Fist and Jeet Kune Do, peppered with various mixed martial arts

And in the other corner, we have the Howardian Haymaker, the Brute of the Battle Board...

BigCimmerian!

  • Height: 6'2"
  • Weight: 190lbs.
  • Age: 19
  • Training: Tae Kwon Do and Karate, along with self-taught street-fighting

Who will win?!

@bigcimmerian

#2 Edited by RogueShadow (11926 posts) - - Show Bio

Haha, you actually did it.

#3 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

Haha, you actually did it.

'Course I did. :3

#4 Posted by Emequious_Swerve (1273 posts) - - Show Bio

Can I vote for someone else??

#5 Edited by Oscuro (1124 posts) - - Show Bio

Joygirl wins

#6 Edited by evilvegeta74 (4530 posts) - - Show Bio

Really, lol!

#7 Posted by RogueShadow (11926 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: Where is the fight taking place? Also what classifies as a win?

#8 Edited by JetiiMitra (8871 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman.

#9 Edited by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

@rogueshadow said:

@joygirl: Where is the fight taking place? Also what classifies as a win?

The Octagon.

Win by death, KO, incap, or sufficiently hilarious squeals.

#10 Posted by RogueShadow (11926 posts) - - Show Bio
@joygirl said:
@rogueshadow said:

@joygirl: Where is the fight taking place? Also what classifies as a win?

The Octagon.

Win by death, KO, incap, or sufficiency hilarious squeals.


Seems legit.

#11 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

@rogueshadow: Dammit you quoted a typo, now I can never edit away and I am forever stained by it. O_O

#12 Posted by _Glacier_ (6705 posts) - - Show Bio

I need pics and perks. You vs Batman for yesterday, please!

Let's do big arguments with a solid base, please. No PIS or curbstomp matches.

Joy wins. Jeet Kune Doo gives her a slight, but necessary edge.

#13 Posted by RogueShadow (11926 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Edited by Monarch_Chronicle (910 posts) - - Show Bio

This is kinda tough

@joygirl has got the forceful rhythmic strikes of Shaolin, and the fast agile precision of Jeet Kune do

@bigcimmerian has the power of Tae kwon do, and the durability of Karate

#15 Posted by RogueShadow (11926 posts) - - Show Bio

This is kinda tough

@joygirl has got the forceful rhythmic strikes of Shaolin, and the fast agile precision of Jeet Kune do

@bigcimmerian has the power of Tae kwon do, and the durability of Karate

Jeet Kune Do takes it in my opinion, too function based and fast. BC can block some of the shots and tank some, but he's going down after a while. Of course it depends on proficiency.

Also if @joygirl loses then -

Sh*t, meet fan.

#16 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

@monarch_chronicle said:

This is kinda tough

@joygirl has got the forceful rhythmic strikes of Shaolin, and the fast agile precision of Jeet Kune do

@bigcimmerian has the power of Tae kwon do, and the durability of Karate

Jeet Kune Do takes it in my opinion, too function based and fast. BC can block some of the shots and tank some, but he's going down after a while. Of course it depends on proficiency.

Also if @joygirl loses then -

Sh*t, meet fan.

In BC's defense I am out of practice...

...Though I still have the stance and jab down-pat.

#17 Posted by Jake Fury (19211 posts) - - Show Bio

Is the testicular clawhold legal?

#18 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

Is the testicular clawhold legal?

Not only legal but encouraaaaged along with biting.

#19 Edited by XLR87T3 (3032 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: Umm, oh my...! *slowly closes legs*

#20 Posted by Nelomaxwell (10704 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's go Big C!

#21 Edited by WarlordEternal (2984 posts) - - Show Bio

Joygirl for the win

#22 Edited by Yokergeist (12355 posts) - - Show Bio

BigCimmerian FTW

#23 Posted by theviperrko (369 posts) - - Show Bio

Joygirl!

#24 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (13649 posts) - - Show Bio

You're transgender? heh, i always said you had a huge pair of balls, but i didnt mean it literally LMAO

#25 Posted by Extremis (3363 posts) - - Show Bio

This is kind of like flirting right?

#26 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20443 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: I want brawl! Set up a thread. Me vs. you!

#27 Posted by cameron83 (7643 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6464 posts) - - Show Bio

Pffft, I win.

#29 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

@avenging_x_bolt: Wow you didn't know? I've tried to make it common knowledge without shoving it in people's faces but it's a delicate balance. @yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: You make it! I'm on my phone and don't know your stats.

#30 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (13649 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

@avenging_x_bolt: Wow you didn't know? I've tried to make it common knowledge without shoving it in people's faces but it's a delicate balance. @yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: You make it! I'm on my phone and don't know your stats.

It makes sense the more i think about it

#31 Posted by Saren (25088 posts) - - Show Bio

Pretty much everyone has been trained in "self-taught street fighting".

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#32 Edited by WarlordEternal (2984 posts) - - Show Bio

@citizenbane: Yeah, but some people are good at it and others are bad.

#33 Posted by russellmania77 (15822 posts) - - Show Bio

Bc sux

#34 Edited by BigCimmerian (8847 posts) - - Show Bio

Bc sux

Is this allowed on Comic Vine lol? As for the battle I win :D

#35 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Posted by oceanmaster21 (8774 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Posted by BigCimmerian (8847 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: this is gonna be good

Bench press 200+ lbs, sry but my durability feats are more impressive hahaha

#38 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

@bigcimmerian: Damn, definitely got a strength advantage on me.

#39 Posted by Nefarious (22909 posts) - - Show Bio

Feats?

#40 Edited by BigCimmerian (8847 posts) - - Show Bio

Feats?

I once tanked getting hit in the head with wooden stick several times. The stick broke and all I heard was BUUUZZZZZZZ. Then I hit that guy in the head with my club. He bled like crazy and he needed medical attention.

#41 Posted by Marionettegeist (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

So far edging towards BC.