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Posted by Raw_Material (3300 posts) 1 year, 4 months ago

Poll: Jessica Alba or Kate Upton? (127 votes)

Jessica Alba 54%
Kate Upton 43%

Who do you got the hots for?

#51 Posted by SonOfHellstorm (230 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_stegman

Got you beat, i actually bought F4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, just because Jessica was in it. Neither movie was a great, but i enjoyed the first one much better, than that piece of crap "Rise". The only thing that movie had, was Doctor Doom stealing the Surfer's board. Classic Doctor Doom.

#52 Posted by The Stegman (26051 posts) - - Show Bio

@sonofhellstorm: Oh you wanna go bro?? I bought THE EYE AND INTO THE BLUE. Just to stare at her...then after I got over it, I sold them at a Flea Market for 2 bucks....

#53 Edited by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

I voted for Kate. Alba lost her sexiness a long time ago. Jennifer Aniston is sexier imo.

You might as well say Jessica Alba is ugly as this point.

You never know where Classic Vance will appear, but when he does, its always a

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!

#54 Posted by Overkill (404 posts) - - Show Bio
#55 Edited by SonOfHellstorm (230 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_stegman

HAHAHAHA. Ok, ok you got me beat there. I give.

#56 Posted by Sundipped_Superman (286 posts) - - Show Bio

I like a girl with some meat on her bones, and based on the pics used by the op I've to go with Kate Upton, all day, everyday, twice on a Sunnday.

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#57 Posted by Vance Astro (91414 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

You never know where Classic Vance will appear, but when he does, its always a

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!

Classic Vance is like my Hulk form...

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#58 Posted by SonOfHellstorm (230 posts) - - Show Bio

Jessica Jessica Jessica

#59 Posted by Raw_Material (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll..just leave this here..for anyone interested

My reaction:

#60 Posted by PunyParker (12603 posts) - - Show Bio

Upton.

#61 Posted by King Saturn (225163 posts) - - Show Bio

Jessica Alba for me...

#62 Posted by Zaniel (811 posts) - - Show Bio

Alba

#63 Posted by The Stegman (26051 posts) - - Show Bio

It's just, whenever I think of Kate Upton, I'm like "man, that's a hot chick"

But when I think of Jessica Alba, I think, "Man that's a hot chick AND a beautiful woman"

#64 Edited by Vance Astro (91414 posts) - - Show Bio

@irishx said:

@vance_astro said:

@monsterstomp said:

Kate is a model dude, being pretty is pretty much a main factor in the industry.

You wanna bet?

America's Next Top Model had some pretty unattractive ladies for sure.

That's what i'm talking about and some of them won.

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#65 Edited by Vance Astro (91414 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

Maybe I exaggerated a tad with the whole being pretty thing. But yes, Aniston is sexier than Alba currently, I'm not saying Alba isn't hot.

Well to each his own but I don't find Jennifer Aniston sexy at all. I BARELY find her attractive. She's a painfully average woman to me. Even in Horrible Bosses when she was TRYING to be sexy it wasn't working for me.

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#66 Posted by knighthood (1745 posts) - - Show Bio

Alba all day.

#67 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

As I've gotten a little older I've stumbled upon the realization that tits are not the only thing that makes a woman stunning. Having said that, that's all Kate Upton has. Huge tits.

#68 Edited by World_Breaker_Elmo (186 posts) - - Show Bio

Face = Alba

Boobs = Upton, however even at her young age they seem to be starting to show signs of sag. In 5-7 years this answer will probably easily change to Alba.

Butt = Alba

Overall Body = Alba

Upton is only about 20-21 years old and already she appears to be starting to sag in places. I do not believe she is in that great of physical shape. People tend to immediately parallel skinny or slim with fit which is not true.

#69 Posted by kriminal (658 posts) - - Show Bio

kate upton. easy

#70 Posted by Oscars94 (2639 posts) - - Show Bio

Kate Upton.

#71 Edited by Jnr6Lil (7856 posts) - - Show Bio

Alba

#72 Posted by TDK_1997 (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

Jessica Alba of course.I never really liked Kate Upton.

#73 Posted by Pr0metheus (5491 posts) - - Show Bio

Jessica Alba

#74 Posted by silkyballfro94 (1996 posts) - - Show Bio

Have you guys ever seen Jessica Alba in the movie Idle Hands. There are no words for how HOT she is in that movie.....Google it NOW.

#75 Posted by DEGRAAF (7918 posts) - - Show Bio

could we get some profile shots? lol

#76 Posted by World_Breaker_Elmo (186 posts) - - Show Bio

Have you guys ever seen Jessica Alba in the movie Idle Hands. There are no words for how HOT she is in that movie.....Google it NOW.

#77 Posted by The Stegman (26051 posts) - - Show Bio
#78 Posted by Gambit474 (1510 posts) - - Show Bio

Put Jessica's face on Kate's body then it would be perfect

#79 Posted by World_Breaker_Elmo (186 posts) - - Show Bio

Put Jessica's face on Kate's body then it would be perfect

No. I would like for you to stand in the corner and think about what you just said.

"Increase Jessica's bust to that of Kate's, then it would be perfect." Is what should have been said.

#80 Edited by MonsterStomp (20513 posts) - - Show Bio

@gambit474 said:

Put Jessica's face on Kate's body then it would be perfect

No. I would like for you to stand in the corner and think about what you just said.

"Increase Jessica's bust to that of Kate's, then it would be perfect." Is what should have been said.

"Increase Jessica's physique to that of Kate's as well".

#81 Edited by World_Breaker_Elmo (186 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@world_breaker_elmo said:

@gambit474 said:

Put Jessica's face on Kate's body then it would be perfect

No. I would like for you to stand in the corner and think about what you just said.

"Increase Jessica's bust to that of Kate's, then it would be perfect." Is what should have been said.

"Increase Jessica's physique to that of Kate's as well".

Increase the physique FROM Alba TO Upton?! I would like for you to join Gambit 474 in the corner and think this over. Alba is slimmer and is toned to a nice degree where Kate has mentioned time and again that she takes working out quite casually, which shows. I am personally into hardbodies and in this comparison Mrs. Alba definitely outscores Ms. Upton.

#82 Posted by Raw_Material (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

#83 Posted by Gambit474 (1510 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@world_breaker_elmo said:

@gambit474 said:

Put Jessica's face on Kate's body then it would be perfect

No. I would like for you to stand in the corner and think about what you just said.

"Increase Jessica's bust to that of Kate's, then it would be perfect." Is what should have been said.

"Increase Jessica's physique to that of Kate's as well".

Increase the physique FROM Alba TO Upton?! I would like for you to join Gambit 474 in the corner and think this over. Alba is slimmer and is toned to a nice degree where Kate has mentioned time and again that she takes working out quite casually, which shows. I am personally into hardbodies and in this comparison Mrs. Alba definitely outscores Ms. Upton.

The fact that you have elmo in your name says that you should be the one standing in a corner. Actually you go stand in the corner and wait for me to smack you up the back side of your head with a two by four for saying that :D

#84 Posted by MonsterStomp (20513 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@world_breaker_elmo said:

@gambit474 said:

Put Jessica's face on Kate's body then it would be perfect

No. I would like for you to stand in the corner and think about what you just said.

"Increase Jessica's bust to that of Kate's, then it would be perfect." Is what should have been said.

"Increase Jessica's physique to that of Kate's as well".

Increase the physique FROM Alba TO Upton?! I would like for you to join Gambit 474 in the corner and think this over. Alba is slimmer and is toned to a nice degree where Kate has mentioned time and again that she takes working out quite casually, which shows. I am personally into hardbodies and in this comparison Mrs. Alba definitely outscores Ms. Upton.

Alba weighs like 10 pounds dude. I could throw her a mile with one arm. Seen her in "Little Fockers"? You can see her ribs.

#85 Edited by The Stegman (26051 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@world_breaker_elmo said:

@monsterstomp said:

@world_breaker_elmo said:

@gambit474 said:

Put Jessica's face on Kate's body then it would be perfect

No. I would like for you to stand in the corner and think about what you just said.

"Increase Jessica's bust to that of Kate's, then it would be perfect." Is what should have been said.

"Increase Jessica's physique to that of Kate's as well".

Increase the physique FROM Alba TO Upton?! I would like for you to join Gambit 474 in the corner and think this over. Alba is slimmer and is toned to a nice degree where Kate has mentioned time and again that she takes working out quite casually, which shows. I am personally into hardbodies and in this comparison Mrs. Alba definitely outscores Ms. Upton.

Alba weighs like 10 pounds dude. I could throw her a mile with one arm. Seen her in "Little Fockers"? You can see her ribs.

Alba has the better body, she's not just skinny, she's quite tone, she's has a much more in shape ab region.

Also, Upton has like..no booty at all, while Jessica's is nice.

Kate's flat ass
Jessica's nice ass

#86 Posted by MonsterStomp (20513 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_stegman: She's still pretty damn tiny. And I can still faintly see her ribs in that photo.

#87 Posted by The Stegman (26051 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_stegman: She's still pretty damn tiny. And I can still faintly see her ribs in that photo.

So now "faintly seeing her ribs" equals too skinny?? I swear, lol.

#88 Posted by Manchine (4185 posts) - - Show Bio

Jessica VERY easily wins this. =)

#89 Posted by MonsterStomp (20513 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@the_stegman: She's still pretty damn tiny. And I can still faintly see her ribs in that photo.

So now "faintly seeing her ribs" equals too skinny?? I swear, lol.

Maybe its just me man I don't know, but I never said she was skinny. I said she was tiny and that I can see her ribs.

#90 Edited by Raw_Material (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp: Who would you rather choose: The Jessica on the left or the thing on the right?? I think skinny is more a sense of beauty being a girl. Like in my knowledge, most of them wanna be or stay skinny. Some even going to certain extent and starving themselves. In their mind, it's called a model's body, but in ours it's called being too damn skinny! There was a poll, debating this situation and it was said that like more than 75% of girls want to have that skinny figured shape and want to be skinnier than what we think skinny is.

#91 Posted by MonsterStomp (20513 posts) - - Show Bio

@raw_material: Don't get me wrong, Alba is very pretty. Much like Nina Dobrev. I'd choose Nina Dobrev over so many other hot actresses its not even funny. Alba is nicely toned but she's still small. I'm a legs guy, and Upton's legs appeal more to me. Show's me that she works them out either via dancing, playing a sport or just hitting the gym. Alba's legs are nice but they don't show how active she is. Looks like she does a ton of cardio but that's it.

#92 Posted by Baberaham_Lincoln (944 posts) - - Show Bio

Jessica Alba, i watched the movie Honey as a kid, and she was HOT in that... now she's a total milf, so added bonus to her hotness.

#93 Edited by Raw_Material (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@raw_material: Don't get me wrong, Alba is very pretty. Much like Nina Dobrev. I'd choose Nina Dobrev over so many other hot actresses its not even funny. Alba is nicely toned but she's still small. I'm a legs guy, and Upton's legs appeal more to me. Show's me that she works them out either via dancing, playing a sport or just hitting the gym. Alba's legs are nice but they don't show how active she is. Looks like she does a ton of cardio but that's it.

I feel ya. Jessica definitely works out though, in order to keep the shape she has. Like you said, she probably only does cardio. But I get what you're saying, not attracted to skinny "coke" whores too. Rather have a fit, in-shape girl. I used to have a crush on Giesele Bundchen, the one that played in that movie, "Taxi" with Queen Latifa. I thought she had the most nicest legs ever, still do. Not attracted to anyone with bigger muscles than I do though, like a bodybuilder type.

My ex was a model, but it's hard to think of her as it is. She was more into fitness and had some nice legs that I would wanna hold onto until I woke up the next morning, lol. We went out for 4 years, but were "taking a break" as far as she knows.

#94 Posted by _Black (2302 posts) - - Show Bio

Upton no contest for me. Just like bustier women.

#95 Posted by MonsterStomp (20513 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@raw_material: Don't get me wrong, Alba is very pretty. Much like Nina Dobrev. I'd choose Nina Dobrev over so many other hot actresses its not even funny. Alba is nicely toned but she's still small. I'm a legs guy, and Upton's legs appeal more to me. Show's me that she works them out either via dancing, playing a sport or just hitting the gym. Alba's legs are nice but they don't show how active she is. Looks like she does a ton of cardio but that's it.

My ex was a model, but it's hard to think of her as it is. She was more into fitness and had some nice legs that I would wanna hold onto until I woke up the next morning, lol. We went out for 4 years, but were "taking a break" as far as she knows.

"Taking a break"? Reminds me of f.r.i.e.n.d.s lol.

But dude, I'm really digging this checkout chick. She has some of the best legs I've ever seen, she says she plays a bit of tennis but loves soccer. I agree on what you said about holding on to them suckers until the next morning lol.

#96 Edited by Raw_Material (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

@raw_material said:

@monsterstomp said:

@raw_material: Don't get me wrong, Alba is very pretty. Much like Nina Dobrev. I'd choose Nina Dobrev over so many other hot actresses its not even funny. Alba is nicely toned but she's still small. I'm a legs guy, and Upton's legs appeal more to me. Show's me that she works them out either via dancing, playing a sport or just hitting the gym. Alba's legs are nice but they don't show how active she is. Looks like she does a ton of cardio but that's it.

My ex was a model, but it's hard to think of her as it is. She was more into fitness and had some nice legs that I would wanna hold onto until I woke up the next morning, lol. We went out for 4 years, but were "taking a break" as far as she knows.

"Taking a break"? Reminds me of f.r.i.e.n.d.s lol.

But dude, I'm really digging this checkout chick. She has some of the best legs I've ever seen, she says she plays a bit of tennis but loves soccer. I agree on what you said about holding on to them suckers until the next morning lol.

So warm and cuddly, almost like a baby with his teddy bear. And yea pretty much but more like friends with benefits, if you know what I mean ;)

#97 Posted by Epicbeast3000 (956 posts) - - Show Bio

Kate Upton, better face and chest.

#98 Posted by Raw_Material (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

bump

#99 Posted by dondave (38895 posts) - - Show Bio

Kate Upton

#100 Posted by russellmania77 (15835 posts) - - Show Bio

Alba, always