Extremely weird, unsettling, awkward, cringe-worthy, and most of all sad… like an unnerving, potent, type of sadness, pity sadness specifically.
Therefore you should always surround yourself with like fifty or more people, whenever you do anything. Join a gang or cult or Adam Roses Rosebuds, don't be a lemon. When you travel in massive groups of fifty or more people, no one will think you are sad, lonely, awkward, a loser, or weird. They'll think wow… that guy or girl or neutral gendered person is really cool and popular, they have like… at least fifty friends… thats more friends than I even have on Myspace Facebook. I am so jealous.
Not just movies or sports events though, always go with large groups of people to everything, communal showers, work, work breaks, vacation, holidays, bed, bathroom, proctology appointments, speed dating, your grandparents funeral, because heres the truth. The absolute worst thing imaginable and physically possible worst thing… ever is for other people to judge you for doing things by yourself. Party time all the time! Hey! Hey! Hey! Woah ah oh woah oh, woaaaaah! Hey! Woah oh ah woah oh, woah oh ah woah woe ah woe woah! HEY!
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