Is it weird?

@decoyelite: Not at all

That i used to think people could only die with there eyes closed

Weird.

That I'm perpetually obsessed with clowns.

Normal.

I like to tickle girls' feet.

Weird......

I like to roller skate in dive bars.......

Sorta weird.

I'd do almost anything for cookies.

Weirdo.

My eyes water when I yawn.

Not really for me as mine water for just about anything.

I sometimes get sad thinking about cute things because I know that one day they shall grow old and die.

@armiv2: More depressing than weird...but it's still really weird.

I hate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Not weird

I've watched every episode of the Simpsons to this date...........2-3 times....

Not weird. You would be surprised how many times I watch my favorite show.

I used to slap myself every time I yawn so I would stop. It actually worked for a little bit.