Inception: What's your totem?

For those of you who've seen Inception, you already know what the totem is. I really don't want to explain it too much for those that have no idea what I'm talking about, so I would say go see the movie. It's amazing and totally worth it. But on to the question: What's your totem?

My sword, the Hamageddon. And yes, it's a sword made of ham.  I'm just that awesome.

" My sword, the Hamageddon. And yes, it's a sword made of ham.  I'm just that awesome. "