I'm here to help you guys

You need to accept Jesus Christ as your savior before the rapture happens. In the rapture, all those who have accepted Jesus will vanish to heaven and everyone else will be left behind. They will suffer through wars, famine, and crime of every kind for seven years. If you find that you have been left behind, whatever you do, do NOT accept the mark of the beast. If you do, you will forever be tortured in Hell. You don't need to worry if you accept Christ.

You can mock me all you want, you can say this is fake, you can say that this is a joke, you can think I'm trolling, but you are wrong. And my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ, you need to spread the message as much as you can. Please, everyone, consider what I have told you!

Well, this could get interesting...

Religion?
There's a thread for that.

Drats! I was hoping for some dating advice or free money.

@saren@sc@jedixman

INB4 the lock!

@batmanwinsbecausewhynot: I believe in Jesus.

Master Titan, no one said using religious redirect was against the rules.

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/gen-discussion-1/site-rules-and-faqs-669033/

Well, this will get ugly...Although, I do come from a religious family.

I'm excited for Rapture.

Great to share the warning and fulfill the Great Commission. However, just to clear something up, God will not allow people to suffer in Hell for eternity, just for a period of time proportional to their sins; after that, God will grant them the mercy of destroying their soul so that it is not forever (or, a Purgatory to have the soul cleansed and forgiven). Look up David R. Reagan for a clarification of Hell; he clarifies this for Christians.

@batmanwinsbecausewhynot: Why do ppl like you mention Jesus more then God? Jesus> God?

@skyroid: they're the same

@dshipp17: ok

@batmanwinsbecausewhynot: You have performed your mission work. Good job, and thank you for your good intentions.

Now excuse me while I feed some soulless animals, hand out with my homosexual friends, and not condemn others for not believing as I do.

Have a nice day.

@batmanwinsbecausewhynot: ... Yeah.. Makes so much sense....

Did Jesus ever say he was God?

"God gave his only begotten son Jesus blah blah blah"

Jesus praying to God "our father in heaven"... Etc

It's very self contradiction

^^ Pretty much.