I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend

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#1  Edited By FriendlyOldFatGuy

My 30 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with nude photos of men in it. I know he obviously has a girlfriend he is hiding from me and his mother and she must have brought that magazine into my home. I am afraid they are fooling around and he is going to get her pregnant. What do I do about this?

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well he is 30. So he is old enough to have a girlfriend but if you a curious just sit down and have a man to man talk 

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#5  Edited By Jack Angel

What

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#6  Edited By Daydream

5/10. Unoriginal.
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#7  Edited By HolySerpent
@Billy Batson said:

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Lmaof !!!where do get these stupid images from. this was pretty funny bro
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#8  Edited By Caligula

....your threads consistently make me worried for humanity.

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#9  Edited By FriendlyOldFatGuy
@Caligula said:
" ....your threads consistently make me worried for humanity. "
I'm worried for my son and my property.
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#10  Edited By PrinceIMC

Ugh.

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#11  Edited By nefarious

I....I don't know what to say about this...

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#12  Edited By TheGoldenOne
lol
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#13  Edited By Billy Batson
@HolySerpent said:
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Lmaof !!!where do get these stupid images from. this was pretty funny bro "
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#14  Edited By Polyjester
@HolySerpent: Here you go.  http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lolwut--2#.Tcw6gUdeCxk
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#15  Edited By Billy Batson
@Caligula said:
" ....your threads consistently make me worried for humanity. "

Cali, his username is FriendlyOldFatGuy. What do you expect?

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#16  Edited By weaponmaster

Why do people make these inane fake threads?
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#17  Edited By Caligula
@Billy Batson said:
" @Caligula said:
" ....your threads consistently make me worried for humanity. "

Cali, his username is FriendlyOldFatGuy. What do you expect?

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Well I don't like Friendly people or Old People. but guys and fat people are okay.
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#18  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@FriendlyOldFatGuy:Why you would ask the advice from a random assortment of avid comic book fans with the age range of 9-45 is beyond me.
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#20  Edited By King_Saturn
dude is a 30 year old man... he is allowed to have his own life now since he is his own Man now... well, maybe not totally... if he is still living in your home... 
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#21  Edited By texasdeathmatch

Also, from what I've read, doesn't sound like its a girl he's hiding from you. Then again, this may be one of the online publicity stunts I've heard all about.

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#22  Edited By Mercy_
@texasdeathmatch said:
" Also, from what I've read, doesn't sound like its a girl he's hiding from you. Then again, this may be one of the online publicity stunts I've heard all about. "
I'd go with that, based on this.
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#23  Edited By castleking
@Billy Batson said:
" @Caligula said:
" ....your threads consistently make me worried for humanity. "

Cali, his username is FriendlyOldFatGuy. What do you expect?

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Pedo the Bear
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#24  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@The Dark Huntress: haha what the f******ck? So we're essentially dealing with a crazy person here.
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#25  Edited By Mercy_
@texasdeathmatch said:
" @The Dark Huntress: haha what the f******ck? So we're essentially dealing with a crazy person here. "
Pretty much. : / 
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#27  Edited By InnerVenom123
  1. This is fake.
  2. Your son is gay. Even Daredevil could see it. (See what I did there?)
  3. You don't have a son.
  4. Quit lying to yourself.
  5. Seek help.

/thread

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#29  Edited By The_Ghostshell
@FriendlyOldFatGuy said:
"  What do I do about this? "
Not seeking advice on a "Comicbook" website would probably be a good start.
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#30  Edited By Jack Angel
@InnerVenom123 said:

  1. Your son is gay. Even Daredevil could see it. (See what I did there?)
I lol'ed