I'm a Sheep. Ask Me Anything

Following in the footsteps of others, this is a place where you can ask me absolutely anything. No question is off-limits, although if I deem it either offensive or wayyyy inappropriate (trust me, I have a very high inappropriate threshold), then I will either ream you a new one (in the nicest way possible) or simply not answer your question. 

 
Heels or flats? 

what does ream you a new one mean?

A man walks into a bar. 
A train leaves the station at 4:35pm central time.
 
Ten months later, he wakes up in a hospital bed.
 
What color are the sheets?

" @Jake Fury: I can do it, but only if I have to. They look pretty. :P "

@The Dark Huntress: 

Train A leaves Romeoville at 8:00 a.m., traveling at 55 mph toward Julietteville. Train B leaves Julietteville at the same time, heading toward Romeoville at 35 mph. If the distance between the two towns is 337.5 miles, what time do the two trains pass each other?
   

what's the most awkward situation you've ever been in? :]

  If you're really a sheep.  On a scale of 1 - 10, how fluffy is your coat?   
 
  Also, how awesome do you think Billy Batson is?  =]

" @InnerVenom123: Aren't hospital sheets usually white or blue? He was in a hospital, so I'm assuming that there was a nurse either on bedpan or catheter duty. :P 
 
@Pr_Beyonder: Head explodes. I already passed high school math. Don't plan on doing it again. :P  
 
@Edamame: That's a tough one. I haven't actually visited very many. I've been to every state in New England and to Florida when I was 3 1/2. I really enjoy living in Massachusetts, but some of my best memories are from New Hampshire. "

A plank is to be used to reach over a fence 8

ft high to support a wall 1 ft behind the fence.

Write an equation for the length of the plank as

a function of the angle the plank makes with the

ground.

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Nah.....you don't have to answer =)

Should I make one of these thread?!?!?! I kinda want to now..

" @The Dark Huntress said:

" I managed to slip and then trip over my own foot and fell down the flight of stairs.  "

LMFAO  that's great! "  

do you think i can ask a crap load of embarrassing questions?

@Sexy Merc: Go for it. :P 
 
@CDviper: You can. I won't necessarily answer all of them, though. 

do you think i will >:)

" @aztek the lost: C'mon! Pretty please. xD "

I WANT TO ANSWER QUESTIONS!!

Question: What's the worst possible question I could ask you?

" Buy me a yearly subscription and then we'll talk :P "

do you want me to ask the embarrassing questions?

" @The Dark Huntress said:

" @Edamame: I love Faneuil Hall.  

I'll have to check this out one day. Boston is a nice city and I haven't seen enough of it.  Some people tell me to stay away from some areas of South Boston. LOL "

are you an alcoholic

what hotel are you and donnie going to? (i perfer a comfort inn)