If you woke up one day to find that..

You have been transformed into the opposite sex, what would be the first thing you do ? (Please no dirty stuff)

Note: if you're trans then you turn into the opposite of the sex you identify as.

it depends, would i be pretty?

Become a lesbian.

I'd freak out at first due to surprise then admire my new self in the mirror.

No comment O_O

I'd probably try to explain the situation to my friends and family.

Lol! We'd really be more like Lloyd and Harry then! xD

Totally would be us! =D

Become AweSamantha.

@samimista: Hahaha! But worse O_O

Ha ha! I'm already that! >=D No stealing my name! 0.0

No dirty stuff?

Then I can't think of anything.

Hmm I truly don't know.

@samimista: You'll be a boy. You can have AweSam.

@awesam: Aw yeah! =D Does that mean I can have Little and Big Hei? =O

become a lesbian kickboxer

Get cheap car insurance

@samimista: No, the judge gave me custody.

@awesam: Oh snap! 0.0 Does that mean I gotta pay up the child support? =O

@samimista: Yes. I need to use it to fund my Blitzball career.

@awesam: I got imaginary money! =D That's gonna be the world's new currency! 0.0 I never been able to get the Jecht Shot. D=

Become heterosexual and forget how to parallel park..?

@docstrange: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH

Start apologizing to every single woman I come across -- start a "She's Right" campaign and take it international -- gathering more and more men along the way being as macho as I possibly can while handing out pink muscle-shirts rebranded "hubby-smackers" and offering free ab rubs of my awesome ten pack.

I don't know ,have breakfast or something .

This

Lol

Yep, without dirty stuff, I aint got anything I can think of doing.

@lykopis: lol

Also i'd probably be consolemistress001 lol

@lykopis: Oh, you're bad.

So you become cis? Then, I guess I'd just be much more content with life, I suppose.

Lol! Don't forget to dress fabulous for brunch! xD

Um....play videos games

High paws! =D <3

Try to get my ID switched and raid my roommate's closet for something cute to wear.

@samimista: <3

What, I didn't "offend" anyone this time? How about, actually iron my shirts instead of just hanging them in the bathroom while I shower, clean the bathroom once in a while and give up on my primary (okay, only) reason to take up yoga.

this

Why does that sound like a BDSM type name? O_O

But free shirts! Come on, that's cool!

This.

Call off work and try to think of how to explain this to my girlfriend.

It's a good thing my wife is open. And a good thing women are allowed in combat jobs now...or I'd be forced out of my position.

Have fun. Take that in any way you wish.

Id probably scream first just due to the shock then Id start playing around down there. Id go have a pee too and just see how disadvantaged I am now I have to sit down to do it.

Then eventually Id end up going around the bend or something :/

lol it does ha ha

Become the EmpressOfSmoke?

@lykopis: @mrdecepticonleader: It was supposed to be female version of master....:p

@mrdecepticonleader:

LMAO -- that is so...honest! Me too, come to think of it!

sure, sure...

Ha ha I don't think anyone would not do that to be honest :)

@lykopis: @mrdecepticonleader: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I'm not ashamed to say this was my first thought xD

1. I'd freak out because I've turned into a female.
2. I'd get over it and touch myself.
3. After a period or some cramps I'd kill myself.

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