If you were in middle earth.........

if you were in middle earth where would you live. What species would you be. What role (if any) would have toward the overall mythos?

i would be a hobbit

I'd be a human. A soldier at best, a nobody at worst. :P

Id tram up with Legolas and wed be the baddest archers of all time

lol

i would be an elf

Aragorn, I suppose. :p

Which middle earth? there's like a hundred versions.

Lava

If I were in middle earth I would probably be killed by orcs.

the middle earth from the movies

Theres several movie middle earth's too. Can I assume you mean the one from LoTR?

yes

@amazingspiderman15: Are we talking about just Middle Earth or all of Ea?

Elf, I guess. But I'd hate to live in a non Harry Potter fantasy world, I need technology.

sorry if i sound like a noob, but what is EA in relation to middle earth?

@amazingspiderman15: Ea (spelled with the two funny dots above the E that I can't do on my keyboard) is the name of universe LotR's takes place. Arda is the name of the planet that it takes place on and Middle Earth is the name of the middle continent of Arda in the same way Europe is the middle continent of Earth.

oooh ok, then umm just middle earth not the whole of EA

@amazingspiderman15: Well in that case since I'm Scottish I'd be a Dwarf :)

I'd be a Dunadan.

I would be the 6th of the Istari and become the most badass...second most badass wizard in middle earth.

I'd probably live with the elves.. or become a citizen of gondor.

i'll invent guns and cannon for them and mordor won't be a challenge anymore.

That actually rhymed. :)

lol the rhyme

An Elf. Probably a ranger.

I'd like to live a simple life.. I'd be a hobbit.

A human, I'd own a tavern.

Going all Yankee in King Arthur's Court, huh? Nice.

I wanna be the dudes that get pet Oliphaunts, Oliphaunts be the sh!t yo!

LOL i didn't realized.

Its time for middle earth to experience a new age of technological warfare

I would be a dragon and introduce the internet

Klingon

Melkor

Human and a Merchant that makes more money

@The_Deathstroker: So basically Satan :P If you did choose him have fun being banished by Eru.

I would like to be an ithilien ranger. Guarding the border from orc's would be absolutely stimulating and a great adrenaline rush. Once I get old and the Orc's have been countered I would like to head to the Shire for my retirement and build a hobbit house that fit's my size. I would still try to make it quaint.

@eisenfauste: I didn't choose the banned life, the banned life chose me.

Plus, gotta get me some balrog armies! Un stop a bull

@The_Deathstroker: Yeah Balrogs would be pretty cool to use, unless you face Ecthelion, he eats Balrogs for breakfast.

@eisenfauste: Ah ah ah, he eats a balrog for breakfast. I have hundreds of thousands.

Maiar

a troll.

@The_Deathstroker: *Hundreds possibly a thousand or so. If he had hundreds of thousands the elves, numenorians, men from the east and dwarves would have been lol stomped.

I have ithilien rangers pew pew. Have fun with arrows being stuck in their eye's ;)

@eisenfauste: Nonono, I have hundreds of thousands.

how would you build wires with dragon hands?

I would make those damn elves work for me while I become the CEO of middle Earth's google

I would be a wizard and I would live in Rivendell and my role is to do...something

lol

A dragon

I'd dig my way through to regular Earth.