If you switched bodies with your girlfriend/wife..

For the sake of this thread, let's say that you have a girlfriend or wife, it can be WHOEVER you want. And for some reason, an omnipotent deity switched your body into hers, and she into yours. Would you willingly engage in an act of sexual congress with your wife while she's in your body and while you are in HER body?!

Yes

Do squats so she gets dat ass

I'd touch myself.

I don't think i can post up what i would do it would seem appropriate for this site...ahhh what the heck

watch the Notebook movie

@strongarm: I like the way you think in a woman's body :)

I would be the most extreme lesbian ever

I guess I'd clean and make sandwiches.

It was nice knowing you as well. SO long CV may future generations speak of me.

Get a lot of free beers…mmhhhh beers.

YOUPPIEEEEEEEE

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/WIFE FINALLY!!!

*Run in fear at the first sign of contact*

i don't know. i like being a dude.

If the woman i switched bodies with was a sexy woman, I'd run around town naked for publicity!

It'd be weird as having the lady parts would be awesome but i don't think i could have sexual intercourse as looking into your own eyes during would make me stop lol .

I'd kill John Connor.

Do you know how much it sucks to be a female? Not saying that female's are bad, but the priorities that comes with being a female. Good lord.

I would be in thee unfortunate void of non existence :(

and if I did I would probably use the opportunity to fight a woman(if I am a girl I can hit a girl right?) or fight a man as a woman.

I'm single so...

I would probably off myself. I have never thought about being a woman or waited to be one.

I like this idea as long as its on one of her days off. I don't want to have to go to work for her.

No, that's disgusting. I would pleasure myself though so I knew exactly how she liked it for future reference.

It would be the first thing I did...after going to a club and having guys buy me drinks. Not saying I'd whore myself, but I'd have fun with it.

Id love getting molested by me.

Lol, the comments in this thread are amusing.

I do that now and I'm a male!!! *awaits slaughter*

You poor soul may god have mercy...

I'd make a sandwich.

Meh. I'd rather be the suckee, not the sucker.

Also i'd be too busy touching happy places.

This is one of the most interesting things I've seen in a rather long while, and I'm not being sarcastic.

I'm 98% sure I'd go through with it, though I wouldn't want to permanently be stuck in her body, as I wouldn't want to be a female.

I would do exactly what I did in that one dream I had: Cry about potato chips

I'd spontaneously combust, because a woman's body couldn't handle my awesomeness.

No. I REALLY don't wanna sleep with myself.

Oh I definitely would. I'd do my body so great, so that when we switched back she'd know exactly what to do. It'd work both ways actually. I dunno if I'd want it well, I have no idea how to say this cleanly, in the ass, but she liked it in her body so maybe I would too haha

I'd become a princess

Probably track her and my body down and find out wtf happened

i would be nobody

I wouldn't exist because I don't have a girlfriend.

I'd bang myself