If you had a shrink ray, what would you use it on?

Everyone not Asian. Who's the midget now?

my penis. it's just too big...

id use it on myself then sneak into places like a college shower and get some candy ;)

@kfhrfdu_89_76k: Hehe! xD No worries. I help you out like Nationwide! =D Although, I might shrink the raccoon's enemies. 0.0

I would start a storage company.

Great idea. Would make a fortune selling horrible animals that are now cute and manageable size

Hamburgers! My bite size hamburgers will be the next big thing, sort of!

My teachers.

@dabee: yes and this one

@princearagorn1: ok real pirates or criminals

Taylor Swift

Shrink my enemy's PEN15

This really depends on weather or not I can grow it back to normal size. That is a very important detail.

The United States government's national debt.

I know its been said alot but.. Everyones dick, cause it would be hilarious to point and laugh.

A car. So I can carry it around instead of having to look for a parking spot.

@powerherc: good one.

Your mom

A giant panda. And it'd be all little and rolly and I'd adore it. That or myself, shrink a few inches. ^_^

Myself and other people so we can stuff ourselves with food and then return back to normal size saving thus a lot of money

The person who posted the thread wondering if they'll reach the height of 5'9" by 19.

Well if you could rebiggify later, you could make a jillion on shipping costs. launch satellites into orbit with a high powered firecracker, sneak a whole army into a country undetected, shrink an enemy's nation's oil reserves down to nothing, or their gold supply down to the size of a penny, or their water supply, and hold it for ransom. Lots of potential here even if you can't rebigulate

I would shrink my enemies so small that they would cease to even exist in this universe.

Everything that wasn't my schlong

Myself...Could imagine some pretty kinky situations with macro girls. ;)

Enter competition over a girl with another guy.

Measure urethra.

BZZZZZZ
Go out with new girlfriend.

Sean Penn. Then I'd use it again, the second time just on his penis.

@SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26: Holy s*** you really do have a vore fetish, don't you?

@joygirl: We all have our kinks...

The amount of work I need to do.

Two words. Moving business

@wildvine: That's a really clever idea.

can you make things regular size again? if so stealing.

if not. shrinking cancer/disease cells.

An atom

my head

The moon!

@dabee: nope I've commented on other threads and sorry for late reply

@princearagorn1: to be shot in the head with a ak47 in Somalia or be taken hostage and shrink ray taken by pirates?

@i_like_swords said:

I would shrink Hawkins girlfriend's vagina. Apparently that thing is so big that if you speak into it, it'll make an echo.