If you could punch any celebrity in the face? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by inferiorego (19298 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Who would it be and why?

mine...
George Lucas - Murdering my childhood

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#2 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Would the celebrity hit back?

#3 Posted by inferiorego (19298 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Nope, one free punch

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#4 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (23010 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

hmmmmmmmmm

boy george

#5 Posted by Obi Wan Kenobi! (27638 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

inferiorego said:

George Lucas - Murdering my childhood"

what? did he touch you inappropriately or something?

and i would punch Rosie O'Donnel...don't you tell me "no you can't, she's a girl" cause that thing is not female!

#6 Posted by pixelized (62859 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Lindsay Lohan for wrecking her life when she was on top of the world

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#7 Posted by Gloom (3653 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Paris Hilton.

#8 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

does the celebrity have to be real?

#9 Posted by pixelized (62859 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

there are imaginary ones?

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#10 Posted by One-Above-All (486 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Kimbo Slice

#11 Edited by Obi Wan Kenobi! (27638 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

One-Above-All said:

"Kimbo Slice"

he probably wouldn't feel it...lol

oh and..all the jonas brothers...

#12 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Brock Lesnar

#13 Posted by TheDrifter (26533 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Any of the Jonas Brothers

Paris Hilton

Britney Spears

That dude on America's got Talent that impersonates Briney Spears if he counts

David Hasselhoff

Anyone on the Disney Channel

#14 Posted by Obi Wan Kenobi! (27638 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

TheDrifter said:

Anyone on the Disney Channel
"

if you punch miley cyrus..i'll punch you!..wait till she's 18 and i'm done with her... :P

#15 Posted by TheDrifter (26533 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Obi Wan Kenobi! said:

"TheDrifter said:
Anyone on the Disney Channel
"
if you punch miley cyrus..i'll punch you!..wait till she's 18 and i'm done with her... :P"

Dude....

You have a thing for Miley Cyrus? Barfs

#16 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

pixelized said:

"there are imaginary ones?"

As in fictitious characters whose names are commonly recognized, like Captain Kirk or James Bond.

#17 Edited by One-Above-All (486 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Obi Wan Kenobi! said:

"One-Above-All said:
"Kimbo Slice"
he probably wouldn't feel it...lol

#18 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Kimbo slice for beeing a can

#19 Edited by Obi Wan Kenobi! (27638 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

TheDrifter said:

"Obi Wan Kenobi! said:
"TheDrifter said:
Anyone on the Disney Channel
"
if you punch miley cyrus..i'll punch you!..wait till she's 18 and i'm done with her... :P"
Dude....

You have a thing for Miley Cyrus? Barfs"

ummmm...runs away

#20 Posted by Obi Wan Kenobi! (27638 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

One-Above-All said:

"Obi Wan Kenobi! said:
"One-Above-All said:
"Kimbo Slice"
he probably wouldn't feel it...lol

"

lmmfao

#21 Posted by One-Above-All (486 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

#22 Posted by Daciana (329 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

either the Jonas brothers

or Tom Cruse

one or the other, not sure

#23 Edited by khathala messa (1431 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

I find it hard to choose which one i wouldn't want to punch 0_o

But i think Tom Cruise would be the one of the first ones i`d puch if i ever meet him.

#24 Posted by Erik (27224 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Lou Ferrigno. He came to my state a few weeks ago and was a complete tool.

#25 Posted by King Saturn (211125 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Edge

John McCain

Don Imus

Al Sharpton

Taye Diggs

Jean Claude Van Damme

Master P

#26 Edited by khathala messa (1431 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

King Saturn said:

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John McCain

"

he is on my list too doesn't care about the people and even worse that will affect Holland too>.<

#27 Posted by Cryo-Wolf (12662 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

I'd take out The lead singer of Sum 41. What's his name? Wimbly?

He stole Avril from me, that b@stard.

#28 Posted by King Saturn (211125 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

khathala messa said:

"King Saturn said:
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John McCain

"

he is on my list too doesnt care about the people and even worse that will affect holland too >.<"

LMAO

#29 Posted by khathala messa (1431 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

and his Alaskan friend might be a pro-alaska terrorist at least someone inexperienced

#30 Posted by King Saturn (211125 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Yeah I aint too fond of Sarah Palin... but I would never hit a woman for any reason... but that dont mean I cant dog the sh!t out of her name through words

(=

#31 Posted by cpt_linger (2902 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

#32 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Helena Bonham Carter

................I have my reasons

#33 Posted by King Saturn (211125 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

cpt_linger said:

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Ha Ha Ha !

#34 Posted by Super-Buster (2358 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

King Saturn said:

"

Edge

John McCain

Don Imus

Al Sharpton

Taye Diggs

Jean Claude Van Damme

Master P

"

You want to punch Don and Sharpton? I don't get it.

If I could punch any celebrity in the face it would be..... umm.... George Bush for ruining the lives of my childrens' children.

I would also like to punch Paris Hilton, Ashton Kutcher, Andy Dick, Carlos Mencia, Madonna, Triumph the insult dog, anyone who regularly appears to roast people on comedy central really, Chad from the All-Tell commercials, any host on MTV that doesn't host a show about music, all of the American Idol judges, Joe Quesada, and others...

#35 Posted by TheDrifter (26533 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Super-Buster said:

Ashton Kutcher, Andy Dick, Carlos Mencia, Madonna,

Agreed

#36 Edited by One-Above-All (486 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

If these count as celebrities, then: Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, etc.

#37 Posted by King Saturn (211125 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Super-Buster said:

"King Saturn said:
"

Edge

John McCain

Don Imus

Al Sharpton

Taye Diggs

Jean Claude Van Damme

Master P

"
You want to punch Don and Sharpton? I don't get it.
If I could punch any celebrity in the face it would be..... umm.... George Bush for ruining the lives of my childrens' children.

I would also like to punch Paris Hilton, Ashton Kutcher, Andy Dick, Carlos Mencia, Madonna, Triumph the insult dog, anyone who regularly appears to roast people on comedy central really, Chad from the All-Tell commercials, any host on MTV that doesn't host a show about music, all of the American Idol judges, Joe Quesada, and others...
"

I dont like Don Imus at all... and I think Al Sharpton is just a joke man...

#38 Posted by Super-Buster (2358 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

TheDrifter said:

"Super-Buster said:

Ashton Kutcher, Andy Dick, Carlos Mencia, Madonna,
Agreed"

Actually I would rather kick these in the nuts... repeatedly.

#39 Posted by TheDrifter (26533 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Super-Buster said:

"TheDrifter said:
"Super-Buster said:

Ashton Kutcher, Andy Dick, Carlos Mencia, Madonna,
Agreed"
Actually I would rather kick these in the nuts... repeatedly."

Madonna does'nt have Nuts does she? If she does then, Yeah, Agreed

#40 Posted by Super-Buster (2358 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

I am convinced she does and I will prove it by kicking them.

#41 Posted by TheDrifter (26533 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Super-Buster said:

"I am convinced she does and I will prove it by kicking them."

nods

#42 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

loooooooooooooooooool

ive been waiting for something like this to happen

mmmmm

i would love
to punch fergie in the face kekkekekkekek drunk armidilo
leona lewis- she sounds like a dying racoon
the jonas brother that has the straight hair

and most of all

bush

he needs a good spanking

#43 Posted by Jake Malcom (3125 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Millia Jovovich....ill knock her out then drag her home.

#44 Posted by Super-Buster (2358 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

xXi0RIXx said:

"loooooooooooooooooool

ive been waiting for something like this to happen

mmmmm

i would love
to punch fergie in the face kekkekekkekek drunk armidilo
leona lewis- she sounds like a dying racoon
the jonas brother that has the straight hair

and most of all

bush

he needs a good spanking"

Amen.

#45 Posted by cpt_linger (2902 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Jake Malcom said:

"Millia Jovovich....ill knock her out then drag her home."

she would stomp your ass!

#46 Posted by Jake Malcom (3125 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

cpt_linger said:

"Jake Malcom said:
"Millia Jovovich....ill knock her out then drag her home."
she would stomp your ass!"

I know but id enjoy every moment

#47 Posted by Omega Sha (137 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

YEah JOVO would kick your ass

but i''d tell Paris Hilton to look one way and then bring my hand from the other and smack her ass into orbit for having no sense

#48 Edited by Alexander Anderson (4031 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Unfortunately the Jonas Brothers don't count as one person, and I would have to punch them all, so...

It'll have to be Donald Trump. That greedy old egomaniac pisses me off to no end.

Essential equipment for the job:

#49 Posted by Super-Buster (2358 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

I love this thread, I hate celebrities.

#50 Posted by King Saturn (211125 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Revised List

Edge

Bill O Reilly

Taye Diggs

Jean Claude Van Damme

Rod Parsley

George W. Bush

Master P

Mitt Romney

Jeb Bush