If you could have one thing on Earth right now...

What would it be? 

  A billion dollars.  Okay, that makes me sound selfish. 

The power to move you.

I'll take Australia.

a time machine.

Chicken nuggets... i'm hungry >_>

My girlfriend beside me

The calm and collectivness of Batman xD

" My girlfriend beside me "

" @Andras said:

" My girlfriend beside me "

awwww "

" @Andras said:

" My girlfriend beside me "

awwww "

A magic wallet that i can't lose, and always has the exact amount of money i need in it.

" The Fountain of Life "

A taco probably, or a pizza it depends.

The spaceship from area 51

" @King Saturn said:

" The Fountain of Life "

you plan on staying young forever? "

Peace and quiet.

" Peace and quiet. "

An airborne toxin that only I am immune to.

A cleaner conscience.

" A cleaner conscience. "

"@Aronmorales said:

" A cleaner conscience. "

why?  Why dwell on things that probably don't matter "

" Nathan "

Money: pay off the house and buy some of the land around my house, maybe build another one on the new land and retie my father. 
  
Sit back and relax.  
 

The Rosetta Stone, only for the reason that
after every sentence i could say things like: 

" So what. I have the Rosetta Stone. "
"...because I have the Rosetta Stone, that's why. "
" as well, I have the Rosetta Stone, of course. "
ect;
 
in truth I'd probably do something stupid and pawn it so
I could buy something of lesser value, lol.

To actually sit and TALK to someone... thats not family LOL

Honestly? A vibrator

LMFAO!

What i said honestly!

Insane super powers like Kal Kent now the world is mine 

" What i said honestly! "

" @Sha: Order one from the internet :P "

How does that help me NOW lol

Maybe i'll use a carrot at least then i can still get my fiber lol

" Honestly? A vibrator "