If you believe Nicholas Cage is Immortal, you're stupid

Apparently some old civil war era photo has popped up online featuring a guy who kind of looks like Cage so of course morons on the internet took it to mean the actor was a vampire. I know sane people know this is ridiculous but apparently some people actually believe this

Wow...really? Cage a vampire? There's obviously a lot of idiots on the internet, as he's clearly a lich.

I can photoshop a picture of my head on Abraham Lincoln's body. Doesn't mean I was a president...

come on now, if he was really immortal i think he would be a little bit better of an actor

@aztek_the_lost: I can also photoshop his beard!.....

hm.. no, that's pushing it >_>

Mr.cage isn't immortal. CHuck Norris is.

He's the ghost rider though......................................

ALL HAIL THE VAMPIRE KING NICHOLAS CAGE

There's actually a Keanu Reeve version of this too. 
 
 

Come on guys... the answer is obvious!

well, Nicholas Cage is related to Francis Ford Coppola.....the guy that directed Dracula...............raises eyebrows...doesn't it??

Since when does being immortal make you a vampire?

What kind of f**king idiot would actually believe this and not say they believe it as a joke?

@Fragneto said:

@inferiorego said:

Come on guys... the answer is obvious!

The question is. Did Michael J Fox steal it from them, or did they steal it from Michael J Fox?

They stole is from Doc Brown BEFORE the first test.

Nonetheless, this is pretty hilarious.
 
Here's the article about it: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/nicolas-cage-vampire-photo-sale-236543?_r=true

@utotheg38 said:

He's the ghost rider though......................................

This. The Rider never dies.

Funny, saw this on my windows live messenger news, and I'm pretty sure it's meant to be an obvious joke. It's a clear photoshop, and a terrible one at that. Only reason someone would believe that is a clear case of the ID-10T error.

His face isn't looking the same way his head is turned to.

@inferiorego said:

@Fragneto said:

@inferiorego said:

Come on guys... the answer is obvious!

The question is. Did Michael J Fox steal it from them, or did they steal it from Michael J Fox?

They stole is from Doc Brown BEFORE the first test.

Not before, Doc Who gets in to the picture.

@inferiorego said:

@Fragneto said:

@inferiorego said:

Come on guys... the answer is obvious!

The question is. Did Michael J Fox steal it from them, or did they steal it from Michael J Fox?

They stole is from Doc Brown BEFORE the first test.

Not before, Doc Who gets in to the picture.

@Jake Fury said:

Looks real to me....

*goes back to eating paint chips under the power line*

Haha.

I agree with the title of this thread.

Yea if anyone's immortal it would be Keanu.

Duh he's not a Vampire. It's obvious he's Jesus.

@LordHuntingrathII: Keanu as Jesus? Well he does have a beard...

@longbowhunter: That's hilarious!!!

@LordHuntingrathII: Keanu as Jesus? Well he does have a beard...

@LordHuntingrathII said:

Duh he's not a Vampire. It's obvious he's Jesus.

@ssejllenrad said:

@blur1528 said:

@LordHuntingrathII: Keanu as Jesus? Well he does have a beard...

Soooooo..... Jesus knows Kung Fu?

As long as he doesn't sparkle then he's fine in my book.

As long as he doesn't sparkle then he's fine in my book.

Seems legit.

Course he's a frigging vampire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
not.

lol What people believe.

Ever see the film "12 Monkeys"?

CAGE WILL SAVE US FROM THE DOOM OF THE FUTURE!!

*That was Bruce Willis... and he failed*

SHUT UP!

You guys are sooooo late.

I already knew Master Cage was a Vampire

........In fact, he was the one who sired me.

LOL
BB

it kind of makes sense that he's a vampire....he does suck....ZING!!!

Hes immortal , but even with literally all the time in the world he still cant learn to act well.

Perhaps he is the real life Hob Gadling.

@Fragneto said:

@inferiorego said:

Come on guys... the answer is obvious!

The question is. Did Michael J Fox steal it from them, or did they steal it from Michael J Fox?

They stole is from Doc Brown BEFORE the first test.

@inferiorego said:

Come on guys... the answer is obvious!

line stealer :P

Even if it isn't doctored, it's possible the man in the photograph is Nic Cage's exact double from that era. And a vampire.

he isnt? & all this time i thought he was the 18th century poet Alexander Pope.