#1 Posted by MonsterStomp (17944 posts) - - Show Bio

So I was just walking down my hallway and saw this fly which was flying all slow. So I thought, "I hate flies, I'm going to slap this one". So I hit it with a heavy backhand. It twirled down to the ground, as I got closer to it, it was laying on its back. I felt so bad, like I killed my own pet.

#2 Posted by SoA (4837 posts) - - Show Bio

i would've stepped on it to make sure it was dead.

#3 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2899 posts) - - Show Bio

If I were a fly, I would be the slow uncoordinated ones that always get backhanded.

#4 Posted by Gambit1024 (9890 posts) - - Show Bio

Finish him.

#5 Posted by joshmightbe (24885 posts) - - Show Bio

He should have been faster

#6 Posted by minigunman123 (3116 posts) - - Show Bio

Fatality.

#7 Posted by Shadow_Thief (2509 posts) - - Show Bio

Good for you! Remind those little jerks who the apex predators are around here!

#8 Posted by CrimsonCake (2677 posts) - - Show Bio

I always feel remorse for them. They didn't do anything wrong :(

#9 Posted by TheSpiritStalker (2088 posts) - - Show Bio

If I was a fly I'd probably fly into your face...

#10 Posted by King Saturn (224190 posts) - - Show Bio
brutality 
#11 Posted by Inverno (13221 posts) - - Show Bio

You know what is sadder? When you accidentally steps on a dog =(

#12 Posted by The Stegman (24384 posts) - - Show Bio

You are a horrible person, besides spreading disease, multiplying like crazy, ruining lunches, picnics, outings and Jeff Goldblum's teleportation experiment, what have flies ever done to hurt anyone??

#13 Edited by k4tzm4n (44169 posts) - - Show Bio

I always try to redirect flies out an open window.  It's always a painful and frustrating process because it rarely works and I'm trying so hard to save their lives.  The end result is usually me trying to blatantly point out where they need to go for 5 minutes (only to see them fly into the gap that can't be opened) and then eventually give up.

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#14 Posted by ArtGamer (1262 posts) - - Show Bio

@jos@joshmightbe said:

He should have been faster

yes, is natural selection

#15 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n said:

I always try to redirect flies out an open window. It's always a painful and frustrating process because it rarely works and I'm trying so hard to save their lives. The end result is usually me trying to blatantly point out where they need to go for 5 minutes (only to see them fly into the gap that can't be opened) and then eventually give up.

LOL! Now this I have to see. K4tz trying to direct a fly to the nearest escape route.

You sir, deserve a medal!

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#16 Posted by Lvenger (19933 posts) - - Show Bio

On the one hand flies have all these problems but on the other I don't like killing anything. But I've swatted a few flies in my time. I'm not big on wasps though.

#17 Posted by ArtGamer (1262 posts) - - Show Bio

@CaioTrubat said:

You know what is sadder? When you accidentally steps on a dog =(

LOL

worse? step on a puppy or kitten

#18 Posted by 7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning (3578 posts) - - Show Bio

Flies like to bathe and eat animal dong which in turns carry diseases...

I'd wash my hands if I were you.

Otherwise, the fly wins when you get sick....

#19 Posted by Samimista (20717 posts) - - Show Bio

You killer!

#20 Posted by MrDirector786 (43554 posts) - - Show Bio
#21 Posted by 7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning (3578 posts) - - Show Bio
@MrDirector786 said:
That was a Spybot fly sent in from Russia. Doesn't count as a real fly.
#22 Posted by TheThe (1733 posts) - - Show Bio

Sometimes i have similar feelings towards the insects i kill. It's disturbing. More and more i try to give them an issue to escape.

#23 Posted by TDK_1997 (14896 posts) - - Show Bio

That's a fly.I hate them.THye bug me during the summer and I am always waving hands.

#24 Posted by John Valentine (16310 posts) - - Show Bio

You learnt a valuable lesson about life and death.

#25 Posted by ComicMan24 (147091 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't feel sad at all if I were in your place.

#26 Posted by joshmightbe (24885 posts) - - Show Bio

If you believe in reincarnation then you did him a favor by letting him be reborn as something better than a damn fly

#27 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (7521 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

If you believe in reincarnation then you did him a favor by letting him be reborn as something better than a damn fly

๏_๏

#28 Posted by joshmightbe (24885 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mr_Ingenuity: You never know he could've swatted him one day and the next the little guy got reborn as a fish or something, unless he was a bad fly then he'd be reduced to a lower life form like a politician or a tape worm.

#29 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (7521 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: I found it funny but tried to hold a straight face, due to location.

#30 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

@CaioTrubat said:

You know what is sadder? When you accidentally steps on a dog =(

This is really bad,once it happened to me,I almost broke the dogs leg and felt like a monster :(

#31 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (33422 posts) - - Show Bio
@TDK_1997: If annoying = death I would be dead along time ago. 
 
I never kill anything, I'm a total pacifist after leaving the army so the term "he wouldn't hurt a fly" is literal when it come to me.
 
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#32 Posted by TDK_1997 (14896 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jonny_Anonymous: I would have been dead many times too but flies are too annoyoing for me.I can't stand them.When I see them I just wanna burn THEM ALL!

MUAHAHAHA

#33 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (33422 posts) - - Show Bio
@TDK_1997 said:

@Jonny_Anonymous: I would have been dead many times too but flies are too annoyoing for me.I can't stand them.When I see them I just wanna burn THEM ALL!

MUAHAHAHA

  
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#34 Posted by TDK_1997 (14896 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

@TDK_1997 said:

@Jonny_Anonymous: I would have been dead many times too but flies are too annoyoing for me.I can't stand them.When I see them I just wanna burn THEM ALL!

MUAHAHAHA

Yeah!That's me.

#35 Posted by ImmortalOne (3449 posts) - - Show Bio

I would've picked it up and flushed it down the toilet just to be sure.

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#37 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20245 posts) - - Show Bio

@CrimsonCake said:

I always feel remorse for them. They didn't do anything wrong :(

True, but they really don't serve a purpose either.

#38 Posted by War Killer (20206 posts) - - Show Bio

I slapped a fly once, but then the fly slapped me back... :(

#39 Posted by MonsterStomp (17944 posts) - - Show Bio

@War Killer: Must have been a horse fly amped up on V.

#40 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (24857 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicMan24 said:

I wouldn't feel sad at all if I were in your place.

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#41 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (24857 posts) - - Show Bio

@CrimsonCake said:

I always feel remorse for them. They didn't do anything wrong :(

Flies are disgusting and spread disease they deserve to be killed imo.

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