I need ideas to new CI5P

I had a couple of ideas to 5 panels, but non of them works. I considered Rice Of Arsenal, but all I have are jokes like this:

So much for RICE of Arsenal.

You see my problem?

And I am a little disappointed of my two latest; Kick-Ass http://www.comicvine.com/profile/waezi2/blog/kick-ass-in-5-panels/92742/ and Identity Crisis http://www.comicvine.com/profile/waezi2/blog/identity-crisis-in-5-panels/92746/ because all they do is telling people what I don't like about them, instead of making actual jokes. I tried to make one about Underworld Unleashed, but I cant find any proper scans.

Do any of you have some suggestions to a new CI5P?

I have never read Rice of Arsenal. I would say make a CI5P of Grant Morrison's first arc on Action Comics.

Ever read Ultimatum? The whole comic's one big joke.

For what it's worth, I liked your Identity Crisis one, I thought it was pretty funny :P

@veshark: Thank you:) I kinda like it myself, but I don't want to end up like some guy who only finds new ways to say: I don't like that, that is stupid and so on.

I forgot all about Ultimatum, cant believe that:)

Yeah I get that, just finding flaws can get dull after awhile. Sometimes it might be better just to put good-natured ribbing, like your Fear Itself one.

Maybe try a comic that's actually good? And try to find some tongue-in-cheek jokes from that?

Superman secret origin. I guess. Its not terrible but its not great.

@veshark: Age of Ultron was the biggest joke I ever read.

Agree with Ultimatum. you could also do Fear Itself, Secret Invasion etc. Pretty much any big event you can make fun of especially Marvel one's although most are good or decent except Ultimatum Age of Ultron and Fear Itself.

On that note you should do either Ultimatum or Age of Ultron.

Siege itself was a joke. If you want it to be funny, then make fun of things people generally dislike.

@theincrediblesuperhulk8642: I did make a Fear Itself: http://www.comicvine.com/profile/waezi2/blog/fear-itself-in-5-panels/92581/

What is wrong with Fear Itself? Its my second favorite crossover comic, next to Underworld Unleashed.

@waezi2: How about the Dark Phoenix saga its well known an can be made pretty funny with the right scans an jokes.

Or maybe a star wars comic Star wars that can always be turned into a joke.

But yea I think Dark Phoenix saga could be really good.

@veshark: I actually prefer comics I like. My firs CI5P were my favorite graphic novel of all time, Kingdom Come http://www.comicvine.com/profile/waezi2/blog/kingdom-come-in-5-panels/92244/

@magnificentstorm: Not a bad idea. Then I would have an reason to reread it too:)

You could do Infinite Crisis. Or Superman: Birthright. Or Batman: The Long Halloween. (Those are some of my favorites)

@limpoyzloan: I did Infinite Crisis. Sadly its not that good http://www.comicvine.com/profile/waezi2/blog/infinite-crisis-in-5-panels/92503/

@waezi2: "Hey, I'm Alex Luthor. I'm here because Johns couldn't make up a new villain."

Okay, even if that wasn't one of your best, that quote was gold.

@waezi2: seeeee seeee there ya go. LoL

@awesam: But I don't want to be some guy who just says: that is stupid, or something like that.

@waezi2: So, be creative and clever.

@awesam:

I try, but every time I get an "good idea" I read it again, and its not funny. Here is my newest that I really don't like:http://www.comicvine.com/profile/waezi2/blog/chuck-dixons-run-on-green-arrow-in-5-panels/92825/

And the ones I want to make, I cant make, because I don't know how to use an scanner... you know what? I will learn to use one instead of complaining over the fact that I cant.