I need advice, bros.

I'm the new kid at school tomorrow. I need advice on how to get chicks. I'm a tenth grader. I'm just trying to get it in.

Talk to them. Be friendly, be nice, and start a friendship, then ask her out on a date.

Worked for me.

Wise words.

Don't ask a comic book forum for advice about your life.

Find someone who likes similar things as you or someone who is just plain friendly, and go from there.

Also, don't listen to InnerVenom, us comic book nerds are like love Yodas.

Take them to the gun show. It always works.

Just be who you are in the inside. A girl whom you will really like will accept you for who you are.

^^^ That sounded so corny.

Don't come across as desperate, just be calm and be yourself.

Just be yourself.

I always say there is no "technique" to pulling the opposite sex (or same sex if you swing that way). It's either you have it or not.

That being said, I don't think I'm someone who "has it"

Tell them you're rich.

Just walk into school completely naked. You will be fine.

You should start with friends, not chicks.

Tell her she's the most important thing in the world, and if she blushes, you have her hooked up under your wings. If she doesn't, run and don't look back, cause you would have made a fool out of yourself ;D

Go to your local book store and buy The Bro Code and The Playbook. I read them my freshman year and it changed my life forever. Now I'm a senior and my life kicks loads of ass!

bros before hoes

My thoughts exactly. Why do people always do this? We spend our time debating which fictional character has the nicest ass and people come here like we're bastions of social aptitude

Cruise up to the school in your 64', jockin' the b**ches and slappin' the hoes.

Find out who the sluts are

not gonna get chicks with that kind of mentality

Confidence is key man. You can literally be any type of guy and get chicks if you are confident about it. Just own who you are and what you like. Don't be shy just go up to them and talk to them like they are people. Be honest and approachable.

Do not talk about comics in public.

Since Yoda alone in a swamp lived, advice from him him I would not take.

@tupiaz: Screw that man. If comics is your thing then go with it. You should never have to apologize about what you like. If she doesn't like it then don't be with her. Just be confident in the things that make you who you are.

Show them your huge Pokemon card collection.

Isnt that advice?

Just tell her you're going to hit it.

don't try to get chicks by force. girls like the new kid so you got a clean slate with them. just don't act like an idiot in front of them. girls hate guys who aren't themselves.

He asked how to get chicks not how he should live his life. He also didn't asked for the quality but only the quantity (since he asked for chicks and not how do I get a sweet/good/nice/lovely girlfriend).

Not entirely true girls don't like when you are farting, barking, picking your nose nor belching in front of them. That is pretty normal human behaviour however the girls don't dig it.

@tupiaz: Well I wouldn't like it if you did those things around me either. Its called manners.

I mean don't act like an a-hole in front of them. like be respectful and stuff.

Bring a leash and a club

Generally guys will be more tolerant to stuff like that.

Again not the same thing as acting like yourself. Look at how many women Ted Bundy lured and then killed. He did that by being a gentleman and even for his time very old fashion he didn't do it by being a serial killer in front of them. People don't mind being lied to people mind knowing they are being lied to.

@marvel_boy2241:

ok ok ok. I see whatever i'm gonna say is gonna get nowhere with you. and ted bundy was ACTING like a gentleman. ACTING....not actually being one. and I don't think@marvel_boy2241 is a serial killer so is this really necessary? but yes I do see your point(realistically)

@comedy_brosusa: My point was that people (and thereby girls) don't necessary want you to act like your self but instead by a often pretty well defined social conduct (however almost always unwritten) that change after which social group you interact with.

exactly

@deathbyzombie said:

This is inappropriate for this site, refrain from this sort of commentary in the future thanks.

ComicVine has a no swearing policy, grawlixes are fine, otherwise please refrain in the future.

@sc i'm sorry. it wont happen again.

@marvel_boy2241: S'all good man, good luck with school and getting to know some girls.

@sc Thanks, bra.

I'll be sure to tell you all how it went tomorrow btw.

@marvel_boy2241: girls like guys that are chill and don't partake in showing off

Its statements like this whic make me like the Geists more and more.

After watching that horrid Royal Rumble PPV, this actually made me laugh out loud. So I'm in two minds :p

Yeah, because that works so well for you now does it >:) .................................

@innervenom123: Don't ask a comic book forum for advice about your life.

This.

I laughed at the last sentence.

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