Give a scenario of something doing something anti mainstream, precluding with the phrase I'm so hipster that....
As an added bonus see whether fellow Viners can guess whether certain statements actually apply to the viner who said them.
I'll get the ball rolling
1. I'm so Hipster that I've fapped to Fanny Hill.
2. I'm so Hipster that I actually like Nickleback.
3. I'm so Hipster that I'm a Raw Foodist.
(One of these are true).
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