#1 Posted by laflux (16002 posts) - - Show Bio

Pretty simple.

Give a scenario of something doing something anti mainstream, precluding with the phrase I'm so hipster that....

As an added bonus see whether fellow Viners can guess whether certain statements actually apply to the viner who said them.

I'll get the ball rolling

1. I'm so Hipster that I've fapped to Fanny Hill.

2. I'm so Hipster that I actually like Nickleback.

3. I'm so Hipster that I'm a Raw Foodist.

(One of these are true).

Have Fun :D!!

#2 Edited by thespideyguy (2642 posts) - - Show Bio
  1. I'm so hipster that I love Dave Mathews
#3 Posted by Night Thrasher (3689 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster that I've already seen three yet to be released avant garde indy movies with no distribution raved to my friends about how great they are and then made five blogs about how overrated they are before they've even been released!

#4 Edited by PartialSanity (433 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: I think you actually like Nickelback.

#5 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

I read webcomics.

#6 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster, I like Thor 2 already.

#7 Posted by Guardian_of_Gravity (2979 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoyelite: Axe Cop among other things has already gone pretty mainstream.

#8 Posted by laflux (16002 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Edited by laflux (16002 posts) - - Show Bio

I read webcomics.

I forgot about that.

#10 Posted by GraniteSoldier (7870 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster, I'm anti-hipster.

I win at internet.

#11 Posted by XImpossibruX (5174 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster I read graphic novels of indie comics.

#12 Edited by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

@guardian_of_gravity said:

@decoyelite: Axe Cop among other things has already gone pretty mainstream.

I don't read Axe Cop actually. The most mainstream webcomics I read are Dr.McNinja, Penny Arcade, and Homestuck(although I'm not current because I fell behind and catching up is hard).

#13 Edited by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

@decoyelite said:

I read webcomics.

I forgot about that.

I know, I read way too many normal comics now.

#14 Edited by Guardian_of_Gravity (2979 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoyelite: Axe Cop is so mainstream that it's the first webcomic to have a professionally made animated series created out of it. It airs on Fox's ADHD block.

#15 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoyelite: Axe Cop is so mainstream that it's the first webcomic to have a professionally made animated series created out of it. It airs on Fox's ADHD block.

Oh I didn't know that show was on actual T.V. Weird.

#16 Posted by Guardian_of_Gravity (2979 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoyelite: Even though it's distilled from the comic, it still makes Adventure time and the Regular show look downright normal.

But hey, it's an adaptation of a script made by a small child.

#17 Edited by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Edited by JetiiMitra (8644 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster, I'm anti-hipster.

I win at internet.

I'm so hipster, I'm anti-internet.

I win an organic vegan oatmeal cookie.

#19 Posted by JetiiMitra (8644 posts) - - Show Bio

I listened to dubstep before 2000.

#20 Edited by knighthood (1693 posts) - - Show Bio

No TV, No Radio, only books, coffee, tea, and pho. Plus skinny jeans. Can't forget the skinny jeans.

#21 Posted by Guardian_of_Gravity (2979 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoyelite: Homestuck is a complicated sort of weird (that your Problem Sleuth avatar waaaay back got me into) like listening to an overimaginative physics professor, Doctor McNinja is a charming sort of weird like that pothead who rambles on about alien abductions, Axe Cop is the batshit insane sort of weird that in adults only exists in people simultaneously hopped up on Coke, LSD, and Heroin.

Which is why I kind of want a crossover to happen someday and consider them the Webcomic Holy trinity.

#22 Posted by laflux (16002 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoyelite: Do you remember the time that @god_spawn used to make fun of you because you lost to him at a debate (or because you weren't persuading enough people to read webcomics)? I can't quite remember- Ironically.

#23 Posted by M3th (2099 posts) - - Show Bio

m3th is such a Hipster that m3th thought of this thread years ago before Hipster was a word.

-m3th.O.D.-

#24 Posted by thespideyguy (2642 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't consider myself to be a hipster.

#25 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18071 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

Pretty simple.

Give a scenario of something doing something anti mainstream, precluding with the phrase I'm so hipster that....

As an added bonus see whether fellow Viners can guess whether certain statements actually apply to the viner who said them.

I'll get the ball rolling

1. I'm so Hipster that I've fapped to Fanny Hill.

2. I'm so Hipster that I actually like Nickleback.

3. I'm so Hipster that I'm a Raw Foodist.

(One of these are true).

Have Fun :D!!

You fapped to Fanny Hill?

#26 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (10868 posts) - - Show Bio

You are a hipster

#27 Posted by Joygirl (20000 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster, I totally liked Converse before they were cool. (My sister actually said this once.)

#28 Edited by WarBlade539 (4582 posts) - - Show Bio

I am so Hipster that I actually like post-Black Album Metallica

#29 Posted by laflux (16002 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader:

I was 15, and the internet was on the fritz. Forgive me for enjoying my English lessons too much..........

#30 Posted by Samimista (20717 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster that I'm underwater! =O

#31 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18071 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

@mrdecepticonleader:

I was 15, and the internet was on the fritz. Forgive me for enjoying my English lessons too much..........

Ha ha ha ha!

#32 Posted by GraniteSoldier (7870 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

@granitesoldier said:

I'm so hipster, I'm anti-hipster.

I win at internet.

I'm so hipster, I'm anti-internet.

I win an organic vegan oatmeal cookie.

Touche sir, you now win at life.

Only life is too mainstream.

#33 Edited by INLIFE (1600 posts) - - Show Bio

I am so Hipster that I wear 2 watches.

#34 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

@guardian_of_gravity: Yeah, I think the stranger joke webcomics tend to be the best. One of the reasons I really liked Goats before it stopped updating.

@laflux said:

@decoyelite: Do you remember the time that @god_spawn used to make fun of you because you lost to him at a debate (or because you weren't persuading enough people to read webcomics)? I can't quite remember- Ironically.

Both but he usually left mocking my love of webcomics to Billy.

#35 Posted by SoftMachineOo (131 posts) - - Show Bio

I am so hipster that i have never give anime or manga a chance because is too mainstrem (at least in my country)

#36 Posted by JetiiMitra (8644 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

@granitesoldier said:

I'm so hipster, I'm anti-hipster.

I win at internet.

I'm so hipster, I'm anti-internet.

I win an organic vegan oatmeal cookie.

Touche sir, you now win at life.

Only life is too mainstream.

Pfft, I was into life before it was cool and no matter how many people may like it now, they won't ever have the same appreciation that I do.

#37 Posted by Marshall_Long (2046 posts) - - Show Bio

I watched Dragonball Z before it was cool.

#38 Posted by WarBlade539 (4582 posts) - - Show Bio

I am so Hipster that I don't really like Skyrim

#39 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster the flow goes with me.

#40 Edited by Yokergeist (12355 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so Hipster I played Superman 64... And enjoyed it.

#41 Posted by ARMIV2 (8534 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so Hipster I played Superman 64... And enjoyed it.

Woah, woah, woah, the OP called for hipsters, not the cosmically demonic empowered.

#42 Posted by TekTheNinja (766 posts) - - Show Bio

i'm so hipster that i prefer raichu over pikachu.

#43 Posted by KingOfAsh (3611 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster I watch anime in German

#44 Posted by JohnnyGat (1568 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster because I'm not a hipster but since I claim I'm not a hipster it means I am a hipster but because I claim to be a hipster and hipsters don't admit to being hipsters which means I'm not a hipster but since I claim I'm not a hipster it means I am a hipster but because I claim to be a hipster and hipsters don't admit to being hipsters which means I'm not a hipster but since I claim I'm not a hipster it means I am a hipster but because I claim to be a hipster and hipsters don't admit to being hipsters which means I'm not a hipster...

#45 Posted by laflux (16002 posts) - - Show Bio

What's going on?

I'm so hipster I didn't bump the thread starting off saying "I'm so hipster"

#46 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20257 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster that I hate Raymond and I love Chris.

#47 Edited by Samimista (20717 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster that...I think Joakim Mogren is Owen Wilson! 0.0

#48 Edited by Laughingstock (1519 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so hipster I was hipster before hipsters became hipsters.