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#1 Posted by Xcalibur (338 posts) - - Show Bio

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#2 Edited by Yokergeist (12355 posts) - - Show Bio

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

#3 Posted by Chibi_cute (4523 posts) - - Show Bio

Once upon a time.

A boy and a girl loved each other and then they f*cked happily ever after.

The end.

#4 Posted by Kasumi_Geist (228 posts) - - Show Bio

Once upon a time, there was a user named Xcalibur. He was a very new user, with a post count under 200. One day, he was bored, and wanted to be told a story. He got the idea to make a thread where other users could tell him stories.

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Everyone trolled him THE END

#5 Edited by Jayc1324 (11611 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman

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#6 Posted by HumanRocket (7815 posts) - - Show Bio

Kids today I'm going to tell you the story of how I met your mother.

#7 Posted by Bruxae (13503 posts) - - Show Bio

There once was a man who was suffering terribly so he decided to go see a doctor.

The doctor was a monkey.

#8 Posted by Xcalibur (338 posts) - - Show Bio

@kasumi_geist:

Once upon a time, there was a user named Xcalibur. He was a very new user, with a post count under 200. One day, he was bored, and wanted to be told a story. He got the idea to make a thread where other users could tell him stories.

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Everyone trolled him THE END

Do I get a charming Prince?

#9 Posted by waezi2 (7171 posts) - - Show Bio

Once upon a time, there was a soldier who killed a witch and stole her tinder-box. Because killing old helpless ladies is okay, if they happen to be witches.

The tinder-box gave him control over three magical dogs, witch he used to kidnap a sleeping princess so he could kiss he. And since she was sleeping, it was TOTALLY not rape.

Then, when the soldier was caught with his hands in the cookie jar, he used hi dogs to get control over the country by marrying the princess. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.

This is one of the most beloved fairy-tales in my country.

#10 Posted by Kasumi_Geist (228 posts) - - Show Bio
#11 Posted by StardustCrusader (471 posts) - - Show Bio

There was once a man from peru

He had so many b**** he didn't know what to do

he bang and bang and did'em all

but soon he lost his ball.

#13 Posted by russellmania77 (15021 posts) - - Show Bio

This one time I ascended to the next level

#15 Posted by Yokergeist (12355 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20155 posts) - - Show Bio

@yokergeist: Probably still too inappropriate for text but whatever.

All hail Shrek the Ogre Lord.

#17 Posted by Jeepeh (3795 posts) - - Show Bio

@jayc1324 said:

Batman

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THAT'S MY LINE!

#18 Edited by Kasumi_Geist (228 posts) - - Show Bio

@yokergeist: O_o

I see you edited it...

...good idea!

Still showed up in my inbox all nasty. Lol.

#19 Posted by Jonez120 (4153 posts) - - Show Bio
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#20 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (33059 posts) - - Show Bio
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#21 Posted by Mediocregeist (681 posts) - - Show Bio
#22 Posted by SC (12966 posts) - - Show Bio

@yokergeist: Even though you edited your post, you should definitely know by now that sort of thing is not appropriate to post, whether in text or via posting links. If you value being on CV you have to play on the safe side rather than trying to shock or create attention please.

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#23 Posted by SC (12966 posts) - - Show Bio

@xcalibur: Hello. Try one of the various chat threads, or try writing some fan fiction, or read some fan fiction, in that area of the site there are actually dozens and dozens of fine folk already actually telling you some stories to curb your boredom. We get a few threads like this time to time, and they tend to clutter things up.

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