I hate Zombies

There I said it and here's why 
1. Not scary, their slow, weak and stupid 
2. Most zombie movies are terrible 
3. the original zombie stories were even less scary than the movie version 

I don't know, Army Of Darkness was pretty awesome. 

I can't understand how they got the horror movie cred they do when they're possibly the least intimidating monster ever they're like people only they're falling apart patience shouldn't be a valid way to kill a real monster cause seriously just wait about a day and whatever zombie was chasing you has probably already fallen apart due to be eaten by bugs.  

Alrighty then, 28 Days Later was pretty awesome. 

I hate zombies because they ate my neighbors.

I agree that zombies are dull.

The evil dead series gets a pass for Bruce Campbell being in it 

@joshmightbe said:

There I said it and here's why 1. Not scary, their slow, weak and stupid 2. Most zombie movies are terrible 3. the original zombie stories were even less scary than the movie version

1. disagree
2. disagree
3. disagree

Zombies are crazy scary. Crazy. Crazy. Scary.

Zombie movies rock.

The older the creepier!

Zombieland is on my list of top ten best movies eva!

edit to add;

Oh OH and Walking Dead books or TV show so incredibly fun & fabulous.

I'm terrified of zombies....I understand that they're slow but it's the horde part that bothers me....usually in media we don't see the one lone zombie but instead the horde of hundreds or thousands of them...they don't get tired like us...you may run away and think you're safe and take a break but they'll keep coming for you no matter what

Definitely, I never cared for them.

Zombies are played out.

@MrDirector786 said:

I hate zombies because they ate my neighbors.

Lucky you. :D

Zombieland is on my list of top ten best movies eva!

The way I look at it, in most "decent" zombie films, the zombies themselves aren't really the monsters. More often than not, it's about how, in a crisis, people become monstrous and prey upon each other for their own survival. I tend to look at zombies as more of an environmental hazard, like a natural disaster.

@joshmightbe said:

There I said it and here's why 1. Not scary, their slow, weak and stupid 2. Most zombie movies are terrible 3. the original zombie stories were even less scary than the movie version

I have always thought this until I saw 28 Days Later. Technically they are a different type of "zombie" but I was sold with that interpretation. I have drawn zombies often, and people seem to like them, so it is a concept that is actually enjoyed by more people than isn't. As far as being terrifying, yeah, I hear ya, and plenty of zombie movies have bitten donkey dong, but there have been a few movies like 28 Days and 28 Weeks, and the parodies like Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland which have made the genre entertaining.

Besides, what about these Zombies....

G-Man Zombie.

Captain Cascader Zombie

Why would something have to be wrong with me for not hesitating to kill something that's trying to eat me if my mom becomes a zombie she ain't my mom anymore so its not like I'd actually be killing her

There I said it and here's why   

 1. Not scary, their slow, weak and stupid   

 2. Most zombie movies are terrible   

 3. the original zombie stories were even less scary than the movie version 

1. A Zombie is just as strong as the person it used to be, they have better sight, hearing and sense of smell than we do, underestimating them like that is what gets so many people eaten/infected 
2. Personal Opinion, every Genre has their good and their bad 
3. again, personal opinion 

They are played out.
But I love zombie movies. 

I hate zombies because they ate my neighbors.

Zombies are boring in my opinion and non scary.

@Seth_Olympia: Utilitarianism was practically a religion in my family and emotional connections were treated as nice things to have but ultimately useless so if it came down to a kill or be killed situation I believe logic would prevail on me   

I like the concept of zombies, but they aren't often pulled off that well... Most of them seem to be more for demented fun rather than actual horror.

i don't hate zombies, but the slow ones are annoying, however fast zombies/infected like in 28 days later, the Dawn of the Dead remake, and [REC] are scary as hell