I am the riddleking ask me a riddle

Ask me a riddle any riddle I will not use any kind of search browser so step up and riddle me if you believe you have a shot at dethroning me.

I will have you know The Riddler is my favorite character. This thread is going to be fun for me.

When you know what I am, I am nothing. When you do not know what I am, I am something. What am I?

@_gaff_: I've heard that one a lot.....

Seemed an appropriate one to start with.

A surprise?

That answer would also be acceptable. Not the one I was looking for though.

@_gaff_: enigma

Ya, a riddle. Same thing.

YASSS. Hmm maybe I should of left it for the OP lol

@_gaff_: sorry I was sleeping and thus unable to answer your riddle before a commoner answered it feel free to ask me another riddle .

I think surprise or secret would work better now that I know the answer was riddle. I mean once a surprise or secret is known, it is no longer a surprise or a secret. But a riddle will always be a riddle. To say otherwise would be like saying once you laugh at a joke, it is no longer funny, and can not be called a joke anymore.

What is, the more you take from it the bigger it gets.

That's about one of very few riddles I know. Not exactly the hardest but meh..

@enigmalantern: the answer my dear commoner is a hole.

@ownagepants: Yeah, that's pretty much it for me.

What can you catch, but not throw?

@supernategames: a cold .

@ownagepants: Correct!

Riddle 2: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

@supernategames: A towel .I like your enthusiasm commoner.

@ownagepants: Correct again!

Here is the toughest riddle I know:

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

What am I?

@supernategames: wow I have never seen this riddle before it took some thinking so I appluad you on that I came up with a few answers but I am sure it is pressure.

Which animal walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?

@perethorn: the answer is man.

@ownagepants:

Correct!

@supernategames: not suprising valiant effort peasent but their could have been no other outcome for I am the riddleking.

When my first is a task to a young girl of spirit,

And my second confines her to finish the piece,

How hard is her fate! But how great is her merit

If by taking my whole she effects her release!

What am I?

@mistresssobeautiful: hem-lock is the answer

@_gaff_: I thought you were gonna give me a challenge ?

There are 100 prisoners lining up to go to jail. Each prisoner is wearing a hat that is either black or white. The prisoners don't know their own hat color, just the hat color of those in front of them in line (the first prisoner in line can't see anyone's hat and the last prisoner can see everyone's hat except their own). Starting from the back, one of the guards asks each prisoner what color their hat is. If they are correct they get to go free but if they are wrong they go to jail.

@mistresssobeautiful: I get the premise of the riddle but what are you asking me ?

@ownagepants: If the prisoners get to discuss a plan, how can at least 99 of them be saved?

@mistresssobeautiful: Oh ok now i get it alright i will have my answer after i go over the riddle again.

@mistresssobeautiful: It's rather simple what happens is the man in the back counts the number of black hats in front of him if the number is oddd then he know's what his color is the next prisoner does the same thing but the first prisoner who can't see the color of any other hat's has a 50?percent chance of going free so he is not guaranteed to be saved.

@ownagepants: Your'e good! Follow for Follow (:?

@ownagepants: You are in a square building. Each of the 4 walls has a window. No mater what window you look out of, you are facing South. What bear do you see out of the window?

@ownagepants: Weeping is no option, you will do it by force. When you cut me you'll weep without remorse. What am I?

I will take your throne!

@_gaff_: I am pretty sure i remember this riddle i don't think you asked it right and the answer is polar bear.

Explain.

@_gaff_: It's a rectangular house and the question is what color is the bear outside the answer would be white most people don't know that in the north pole all directions are south.

@scorpion2501: I fail to recognize this one but based on the clues of force and slice it bring's to mind a chopping motion and the thing most associated with weeping is the onion so my answer is onion because i have never been sad about chopping an onion.

@ownagepants: Correct.

@scorpion2501: yes well it was never a matter of would i be correct but rather when would i be correct .

So as it stand's i still have yet to be bested and am still undefeated .

@ownagepants:

The eight of us go forth, not back, to protect our king from a foe's attack.

Who are we?

...I totally did not steal this from a movie.

"What has it got in it's pocketses?"

@samimista: chess pawns.

@rulerofthisuniverse: the one ring.

@ownagepants: No. The answer is lint. I NOW DECLARE MYSELF THE REAL RIDDLEKING!!!

Alone I'm 24, another of myself gives 20. What letter am I?

@ownagepants: Riddle is above. ^ though it's pretty easy.