Welcome to Hulk Reviews. Some time ago, Hulk saw Transformers: Age of Extinction.
Here's Hulk's opinion. Hulk am honestly surprised all these critics are calling it the worst of all the Transformers movies. Hulk honestly really disagree with that. Hulk actually thought it was the best one of all them. Hulk really enjoyed it. Hulk know people are all like, "Really? You thought it was the best one?" Yes. Hulk think that. Prior to this, Hulk thought of the Transformers movies this way. Until now, the first one was the best one. And the second one was a complete pile of crap. The third one was better than the second one, a step back in the right direction, in Hulk's opinion. And now, Transformers: Age of Extinction, in Hulk's opinion, returns the live-action franchise to its original glory. Here are the reasons Hulk think this:
The robots have more focus.
People always complained that the TF movies focus too much on humans and not enough of robots. Well, Hulk feel like Transformers 4 finally has a decent balance with humans and robots. Optimus Prime gets a new look, he has a new crew and he faces 2 new villains are actually really cool: Lockdown, who is actually one of the best villains of the franchise, though admittedly, Hulk at times didn't get what his motivation was. And Galvatron, who is a reborn Megatron, and boy is he cool. Galvatron brings Megatron back to the badass he used to be in the first movie and somewhat the 2nd film, too.
No more raunchy humor.
The raunchy toilet humor that has been plaguing the franchise for 3 movies, that's all gone. It takes a bit more serious tone which Hulk was happy with. Hulk was glad that Michael Bay listened to people and decided, "The raunchy humor has to go." And the humor that is there is actually OK. Like at the very beginning where some guys are taking a tour of a movie history hall or something and someone was like, "This is where all the great movies. Nowadays, it's sequels, reboots, remakes." Hulk like that there was some self-awareness in that line.
The performances are better.
Hulk happy they canned Shia LaJerk and actually got a somewhat decent actor like Mark Walhberg. He does a great performance for what he has. Plus, they got John Goodman to play the fat robot, Hound. Anything John Goodman plays is good. Because he is a good man. And Ken Watnabe from Godzilla is also in this movie as a samurai robot. He does a decent job as well.
The Dinobots.
'Nuff said.
Actually Hulk could say a little bit. WOW! Thank you Michael Bay for treating the Dinobots with some form of respect. They were awesome in this movie. As soon as Grimlock transforms into T-Rex, Hulk was like, "YEAH! That's what Hulk talking about!" Hulk loved the Dinobots in this. They got Grimlock of course, Slag which is the Triceratops Hulk think and Sludge which Hulk think is the Apatosaurus, and they have a Spinosaurus and Swoop, the Pterandon with 2 heads. Hulk am so happy they didn't do anything stupid with them, like say, put balls on Grimlock. Hulk glad they didn't do anything like that.
They MIGHT be hinting at Unicron and Primus
So, yeah, Hulk thought Transformers: Age of Extinction is easily the best of the franchise so far. Though there was one problem that Hulk think will be addressed in the inevitable fifth film. They keep referring to some beings called "The Creators" that Lockdown claims created Optimus Prime and some of the other Transformers. This makes Hulk wonder, "Who are the Creators? What are they talking about?" Then Hulk thought...
Could they be hinting at Unicron and Primus? If they are, then that's not a problem at all. Because Unicorn is the Transformer that EVERYONE's asking to see converted into the live-action universe. People are like "We want Unicron. Give us Unicron. Unicron for Transformers 5." If that is their intention, Hulk am all for that.
Other than that, Hulk thoroughly enjoyed Transformers: Age of Extinction.
NOW HULK WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!
What did you think of Transformers Age of Extinction? Also, if you could turn into any vehicle, what would you choose and why?
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