How would you truly fair in the zombie apocalypse??

I mean, as you are now, critically examine yourself and determine how you would really fair if Zombies rose from the ground tomorrow. Be honest. 
I, personally, would fair very well I think. I run and workout everyday, I have n*gga senses, i'm pretty lucky, and very logical. What about you??? 

Not so well. While I may be fit, strong, workout, ect., I've only shot a gun like once or twice before when I was in like 7th grade. I totally missed the target.

I'm not sure where I'd get a firearm, how quickly I'd pick it up, or if I'd survive long enough to use it. I used to run Track, sprints, but how fast are these zombies?

Though, there is that zombie version of Google Plus and I do live in Texas where I'm sure tons of neighbors have guns... Naw, I'd probably die.

Depends, we talkin' those slow Night of the living dead zombies? if so, I'd do pretty well, just walk around them. 
 
 
But if you mean the running 28 Days Later infected things...then I'd last maybe a week.

Pretty good I'm a good crafter so I would just replace my windows with thick wood and my door with metal. Then I will dig a hole to the supermarket since its on my block. Then, I will dig a hole from the market to the pharmacy to get some condoms and morning after pills then dig a hole to my GF's house and envite her over.

Living in Florida I will do percipient due to our animal life. From sharks to alligator to panthers. Also so many boats and jet skis to take out. If I only watch out for myself years but if I help others months.

Depends. We talking stupid zombies who can be killed as easily as normal humans, or zombies that are very difficult to kill?

@menaceforever said:

Pretty good I'm a good crafter so I would just replace my windows with thick wood and my door with metal. Then I will dig a hole to the supermarket since its on my block. Then, I will dig a hole from the market to the pharmacy to get some condoms and morning after pills then dig a hole to my GF's house and envite her over.

Sounds like somebody has been playing a great deal of Minecraft.

@menaceforever said:

Pretty good I'm a good crafter so I would just replace my windows with thick wood and my door with metal. Then I will dig a hole to the supermarket since its on my block. Then, I will dig a hole from the market to the pharmacy to get some condoms and morning after pills then dig a hole to my GF's house and envite her over.

I think this is the best possible answer.

But, what if you dig a hole to your GF's house and she's a zombie?

.....you still gonna invite her over? ;)

@JediXMan said:

@menaceforever said:

Pretty good I'm a good crafter so I would just replace my windows with thick wood and my door with metal. Then I will dig a hole to the supermarket since its on my block. Then, I will dig a hole from the market to the pharmacy to get some condoms and morning after pills then dig a hole to my GF's house and envite her over.

Sounds like somebody has been playing a great deal of Minecraft.

LOL you play it?

@ShootingNova said:

@JediXMan said:

@menaceforever said:

Pretty good I'm a good crafter so I would just replace my windows with thick wood and my door with metal. Then I will dig a hole to the supermarket since its on my block. Then, I will dig a hole from the market to the pharmacy to get some condoms and morning after pills then dig a hole to my GF's house and envite her over.

Sounds like somebody has been playing a great deal of Minecraft.

LOL you play it?

Of course not! How dare you accuse me of such a thing >_>

@JediXMan: Either you copied Strider, or he copied you with that quote :D

@ShootingNova said:

@JediXMan: Either you copied Strider, or he copied you with that quote :D

Strider?

@Jezer said:

@menaceforever said:

Pretty good I'm a good crafter so I would just replace my windows with thick wood and my door with metal. Then I will dig a hole to the supermarket since its on my block. Then, I will dig a hole from the market to the pharmacy to get some condoms and morning after pills then dig a hole to my GF's house and envite her over.

I think this is the best possible answer.

But, what if you dig a hole to your GF's house and she's a zombie?

.....you still gonna invite her over? ;)

Why do you think he mentioned the condoms?

@Jezer well then I will kill her no harm done just a nice soul, pair of boobs, and butt gone to waste.

@JediXMan: Strider92, the Warhammer40K fan.

@ShootingNova said:

@JediXMan: Strider92, the Warhammer40K fan.

No, I know the guy. Just don't recall him saying the quote, that's all.

If its those stupid, slow zombies with myopia then I might last quite a while.

If its those smart ones who are quite fast and don't really have that much myopia then I would be lucky to last longer than a week.

@JediXMan said:

@ShootingNova said:

@JediXMan: Strider92, the Warhammer40K fan.

No, I know the guy. Just don't recall him saying the quote, that's all.

Said it to me in a PM.

@ShootingNova said:

If its those stupid, slow zombies with myopia then I might last quite a while.

If its those smart ones who are quite fast and don't really have that much myopia then I would be lucky to last longer than a week.

I still say it depends on how hard they are to kill. Being handy with a sword might help me last a bit.

And I don't play Minecraft

@JediXMan: Equipped with a sword or Bo Staff I would be able to wield them effectively and again, like you said, it depends on how tough they are to kill.

relatively well i feel. I have a zombie apocalypse plan which i outlined to my fiends along time ago. It has 3 simple goals and would allow myself and anyone else who followed the plan to be relatively safe and strengthen our position. Though it does require basic levels of fitness and knowledge of using a blowtorch luckily most of my firends are tradesmen and can so we are good.

@menaceforever said:

And I don't play Minecraft

Should. It's extremely addictive and fun.

Only reason I thought of it is because I connect my structures via underground tunnels... actually to avoid zombies and other creatures, ironically enough.

That is the reason I don't play it too addictive I need to stay in shape

@menaceforever said:

@Jezer well then I will kill her no harm done just a nice soul, pair of boobs, and butt gone to waste.

Lol I mean, not to mention all the time and energy spent digging a hole to her house.

As long as you're not gonna still have sex with her as @JediXMan jokingly suggested.... ('-' )

@JediXMan said:

@menaceforever said:

And I don't play Minecraft

Should. It's extremely addictive and fun.

Only reason I thought of it is because I connect my structures via underground tunnels... actually to avoid zombies and other creatures, ironically enough.

Contradictions much? I found Minecraft alright. Why is Guild Wars 2 being so hyped :(

I have no problem hurting things with human faces, so I'll be alright. 

@ShootingNova said:

@JediXMan said:

@menaceforever said:

And I don't play Minecraft

Should. It's extremely addictive and fun.

Only reason I thought of it is because I connect my structures via underground tunnels... actually to avoid zombies and other creatures, ironically enough.

Contradictions much? I found Minecraft alright. Why is Guild Wars 2 being so hyped :(

I was joking when I implied that I don't play it.

@JediXMan said:

@ShootingNova said:

@JediXMan said:

@menaceforever said:

And I don't play Minecraft

Should. It's extremely addictive and fun.

Only reason I thought of it is because I connect my structures via underground tunnels... actually to avoid zombies and other creatures, ironically enough.

Contradictions much? I found Minecraft alright. Why is Guild Wars 2 being so hyped :(

I was joking when I implied that I don't play it.

Obviously. Dude, I know, this gives it off: the "It's extremely addictive and fun".. I hate Minecraft. Most of my friends are addicts though.

@Jezer I don't care about the time and energy as long as she is there I will be happy unless she is still alive and having sex with another dude than its stabbing time. Also,I would probraly just take her back to my house and give her a proper burial she is a nice girl she deserves it. Well not me killing her but a proper burial.

@ShootingNova:

You hate Minecraft? Why? Only reason I hate it is because of those annoying creatures destroying my home.

I don't have an issue killing zombies if anything it is mercy, but my family would slow me down and I could never just abandon them. I'm big softy and would probably get myself killed tring to help other people, but I live in a rural area in Virginia if I could get to a boat I may be alright.

@JediXMan: Because my friends are like this every time I see them:

"Hey! Play Minecraft!" or "Minecraft=the best! Play it!" or some crap.

My reaction is just:

*Shrug*

@ShootingNova:

Eh. I just like building things, so Minecraft appeals to me. If that kinda stuff isn't your thing it's going to be really boring.

@JediXMan:I like building games, but my friends have hyped it up too much now. I have it though.

You should tell your friends very nicely to F off..........JK