#251 Posted by realsilverjunk (334 posts) - - Show Bio

Phase him from existence. 

#252 Posted by the referee (2533 posts) - - Show Bio

take away all his comics and watch him cry

#253 Posted by haydenclaireheroes (9251 posts) - - Show Bio

Get a crazy coach to throw something at him. 

#254 Edited by difficlus (10679 posts) - - Show Bio

Get Green Goblin to go kill her 

#255 Posted by haydenclaireheroes (9251 posts) - - Show Bio

GEt Sue Storm to sweet talk him. 

#256 Posted by Renee (10289 posts) - - Show Bio

Rip out her spine. 
 
Sorry hch lol. :P

#257 Posted by JamesWest007 (326 posts) - - Show Bio
@Renee: Remind her of....   
  Even though I liked it
#258 Posted by difficlus (10679 posts) - - Show Bio

Create a blackhole in his head 
:P

#259 Posted by Darkseid Elite (8424 posts) - - Show Bio

Send the chicken after you. 
   
#260 Posted by TheSheepHerder (11961 posts) - - Show Bio

With this.
 

#261 Posted by Omega Ray Jay (7954 posts) - - Show Bio

Bring it.
#262 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

Beat him to death with a crowbar.

#263 Posted by difficlus (10679 posts) - - Show Bio

Send Anti-venom after him

#264 Posted by realsilverjunk (334 posts) - - Show Bio

Turn him into a woman and sex her up until a cosmic mess.

#265 Posted by Urban_Spaceman (1210 posts) - - Show Bio

I've seduced super-powered androids from other worlds before >_>

#266 Posted by hydrabob--defunct (14860 posts) - - Show Bio

tell Deadpool he stole his Twinkies

#267 Posted by fbdarkangel (4884 posts) - - Show Bio
@hydrabob:   
#268 Posted by difficlus (10679 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick it into outer space

#269 Posted by riotman (716 posts) - - Show Bio

Tell Galactus he betrayed him

#270 Posted by ComicMan24 (147115 posts) - - Show Bio

My awesomeness would do the job lol

#271 Posted by fbdarkangel (4884 posts) - - Show Bio

  

#272 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd just a cursed rubber chicken to beat you to death

#273 Posted by Doctor!!!!! (2055 posts) - - Show Bio

Send you to a heart of a blackhole........
   

#274 Posted by difficlus (10679 posts) - - Show Bio

Toss it into the sun

#275 Posted by JamesWest007 (326 posts) - - Show Bio

hit him over the head with his own surfboard till he dies

#276 Posted by Death Certificate (5438 posts) - - Show Bio

Shoot him to death

#277 Posted by JamesWest007 (326 posts) - - Show Bio
@Death Certificate: Shoot him back
#278 Posted by ladydeath (9447 posts) - - Show Bio
@JamesWest007:
Quick death wave should do the trick.  winks
#279 Posted by Lady Nightmare (9103 posts) - - Show Bio

death by boob smothering

#280 Posted by the referee (2533 posts) - - Show Bio

make you watch Jonah Hex over and over

#281 Posted by Midnight_Mistress (106 posts) - - Show Bio

Throw  a yellow flag onto the field and throw him off it.  (Kidding)
#282 Posted by Noctis (1396 posts) - - Show Bio

Shoot her with The Colt 

#283 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19833 posts) - - Show Bio

...... can't defeat anime Dean .......

#284 Edited by Noctis (1396 posts) - - Show Bio

Send Sephiroth after her

#285 Posted by ladydeath (9447 posts) - - Show Bio

Electrify him and if that didn't work slice him up using the dragon's tail.
#286 Posted by 614azrael (10319 posts) - - Show Bio

We wouldnt 'defeat' eachother in my book just kill eachother continuously ;P first choice cleaving you in two diagnoley. 

#287 Posted by ladydeath (9447 posts) - - Show Bio
@614azrael:
hey you are supposed to be my ally.  Same team remember?  lol!!!
#288 Posted by 614azrael (10319 posts) - - Show Bio
@ladydeath: LOL thats why i said we wouldnt defeat eachother XD where just going to indulge in the bloodshed of futile attempts ;P
#289 Posted by ladydeath (9447 posts) - - Show Bio
@614azrael:
I would summon EC.    XP   LOL!!!
#290 Posted by 614azrael (10319 posts) - - Show Bio
@ladydeath: lol aww spoil sport XD
#291 Posted by ladydeath (9447 posts) - - Show Bio
@614azrael:
I think EC and DC would just sit back and watch the "cat fight"  so I wouldn't be able to spoil it.  lol.
#292 Posted by TheSheepHerder (11961 posts) - - Show Bio

Pull those eyes out.

#293 Posted by jakeeboi (839 posts) - - Show Bio

Shoot him

#294 Posted by ladydeath (9447 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheSheepHerder:
Drain him of every ounce of life's essence and energy.  ;)   I like my eyes intact.
#295 Posted by 614azrael (10319 posts) - - Show Bio
@ladydeath: LMAO sounds about right
#296 Posted by ladydeath (9447 posts) - - Show Bio
@614azrael:  
 
You know it! 

@jakeeboi:
Wouldn't kill him/her. 
#297 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44323 posts) - - Show Bio
@ladydeath: Can't kill death :/
#298 Posted by ladydeath (9447 posts) - - Show Bio
@Donnieman v5.1: 
 
Woot woot!  Tell everyone else who says they can try...they will FAIL!!!  MUAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA    HA!
#299 Posted by ladydeath (9447 posts) - - Show Bio
@jakeeboi:  
 
Leave my rose out of it.  XP   (couldn't post on your wall)

@Lady Nightmare said:
"death by boob smothering "

Don't need to breath...so how would that work? 
#300 Posted by thegreatfour (12967 posts) - - Show Bio

O_o how in the world am I supposed to kill death? With life incarnate?