#151 Posted by Alphaproto (349 posts) - - Show Bio

Call Rob Leifield and pay him to write and draw his comics. 
It doesn't feel right making fun of him anymore.....
#152 Posted by the referee (2523 posts) - - Show Bio

Easily! Girls shouldn't play sports (just kidding) 

#153 Posted by Jake Fury (19257 posts) - - Show Bio

Most referees have poor vision. I'd sneak up on him.
#154 Posted by Chaos Prime (10857 posts) - - Show Bio

Death by poison apple :-)

#155 Posted by whacknasty (5595 posts) - - Show Bio

Well...my luck stinks today...lol. 
 
I'll try singing a song in that same pitch that Supes did...and get on Craigs List and try to find a radion bullet...

#156 Edited by I'maDC/ImageGuy! (1634 posts) - - Show Bio

Final Destination or complete sabotage as long as Jem is with you.

#157 Posted by the referee (2523 posts) - - Show Bio

wouldn't beat her, she's to pretty to look at

#158 Posted by csimon (2110 posts) - - Show Bio

A head butt then a  kick to the B@ll$
#159 Posted by Sherlock (7185 posts) - - Show Bio

well their both kinda cut in half so id say my work here is done

#160 Posted by Alphaproto (349 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't. I would just ask her for her number.
#161 Posted by EnSabahNurX (2294 posts) - - Show Bio

Call hugh hefner and have him take her away and lock her in his mansion lol

#162 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (22 posts) - - Show Bio

It's Apocalypse, he'll lose any fight of moderate importance without any work from me anyways.

#163 Posted by Dr_Columbo (663 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd drive him crazy with annoying question

#164 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (18976 posts) - - Show Bio

Report him to his superiors 

#165 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19759 posts) - - Show Bio

decapitation

#166 Posted by CATMANEXE--defunct (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

taffy. lots of it.

#167 Posted by Precise (22886 posts) - - Show Bio

throwing a bucket of water over her.

#168 Posted by Mercy_ (91887 posts) - - Show Bio

Have his wife poison him. 

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#169 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (18976 posts) - - Show Bio

teleport a staple into her brain

#170 Posted by BoOMbOoMpOw (1646 posts) - - Show Bio

I would call Chuck Norris

#171 Posted by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
call Bruce Lee........or...well...I AM THE GOD DAMM BATMAN!......I use prep.....automatic win
#172 Posted by queenfrost_ (2490 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick you in the balls

#173 Posted by CATMANEXE--defunct (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

time travel back and replace jasraj's balls with a pressure sensitive mine.

#174 Posted by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
use my AK-47
#175 Posted by CATMANEXE--defunct (17052 posts) - - Show Bio
@jasraj: 
(nah-ah! ^.^)
#176 Posted by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
lol
#177 Posted by Do I have to give a name? (967 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd have something on my utility belt.

#178 Posted by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
beat him down.....I'm the real Batman
#179 Posted by PumpkinBomb (486 posts) - - Show Bio

Isn't it obvious?

#180 Posted by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
have some prep time and somehow get rid of your pumpkin bomb
#181 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14340 posts) - - Show Bio

Captain Britain would be an unknown quantity to Batman, so could just give him a fast and nasty beatdown. No prep to save his ass.

#182 Edited by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
Batman always wins, Captain Britain gets his ass kicked and then finished off with a Bat-Grenade.....
#183 Edited by EdwardWindsor (14340 posts) - - Show Bio
@jasraj: 
The new Captain Britain is still near invulnerable and able fly unaided. His power levels now depend on his confidence and willpower and his full power is as yet unknown. End of Bats cant win without prep.
 
Beat down and left for dead Batman without prep
#184 Edited by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
will get The Justice League
#185 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14340 posts) - - Show Bio
@jasraj:  which would be prep lol. Iam also a Huge Batman fan also, trust me one on one without some new tech and major prep time Bruce hasnt got a prayer.
 
Also Caps not without his own potential teamates
#186 Posted by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
I will enter the fight with The Justice League, is what I mean
#187 Edited by EdwardWindsor (14340 posts) - - Show Bio
@jasraj: I get you, but how they gonna know you need the help? unless you have had prep. Its not like the go out patrolling together as a full team. And since your avatar is just Bats  thers not really any answer you can give about calling the JL in which doenst sound cheap in order to win. Thers also the matter of it being avatar vs avatar and i dont see any other JL  members on your avatar yet.
#188 Edited by PumpkinBomb (486 posts) - - Show Bio

*detonates unnoticed while the two so-called heroes waste their time bickering*

#189 Posted by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
@lazystudent:
Martian Manhunter is a telepath, he can know what I am thinking from a great distance, and he will know I need the Justice League by reading my mind, and they will all come
#190 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14340 posts) - - Show Bio
@PumpkinBomb:  fair point ,  but you would of exploded and both of us would probs walk away lol
#191 Posted by PumpkinBomb (486 posts) - - Show Bio
@lazystudent: 
Batman's not going to survive a blast that can melt through three inches of steel. Besides, some forms of me contain powerful hallucinogens.
#192 Posted by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
Batman's gadgets can disable your pumpkin bomb
#193 Edited by Dracade102 (8126 posts) - - Show Bio

*Eats You*

#194 Edited by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
*stabs you with a Batarang*
#195 Posted by Dracade102 (8126 posts) - - Show Bio

*Gnaws on your fore-arm when you stab me*
#196 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14340 posts) - - Show Bio
@PumpkinBomb:  its not like he hasnt dodged grenades before  how many times  he got out of the ay of explosive bombs thrown by his villians. The gas would be more of a problem.
#197 Posted by PumpkinBomb (486 posts) - - Show Bio
@jasraj said:
" Batman's gadgets can disable your pumpkin bomb "
 
He'd have to be some kind of specially-designed grenade-disarming cyborg to turn off a pumpkin bomb within three seconds.
#198 Posted by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
@PumpkinBomb said:
" @jasraj said:
" Batman's gadgets can disable your pumpkin bomb "
 He'd have to be some kind of specially-designed grenade-disarming cyborg to turn off a pumpkin bomb within three seconds. "

Bat-Grenade.....yeah...thats right!....lol
#199 Posted by jasraj (4658 posts) - - Show Bio
@Dracade102 said:
"
*Gnaws on your fore-arm when you stab me* "

Shoves a Bat-Grenade down your throat
#200 Edited by Renee (10265 posts) - - Show Bio

Make him use foot cream on his face.