How to kill the Justice League? Will these plans work?

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Poll How to kill the Justice League? Will these plans work? (15 votes)

Yes 7%
No 13%
Maybe 13%
Hell No 60%
Definitely 7%

Weapons you'll need: krytonite, katanas, a lot of guns, and bombs

Superman - Create a lot of krytonite bullets, find out his identity,when you see him in the daily planet---shot him to death

Batman - Disable his gadgets,distract him,and jam the katana though his heart.

The Flash - Make a fake hostage and when flash gets 2 inches by the hostage---- BOOM! He's dead

Wonder Woman - This is a tricky one, when she tries to strike you, try to dodge her attack and take off of her bracelets and then shoot her (you better have good aim)

Martian Manhunter - Do the same contingency plan batman made up (Justice League Doom) except make the flames strong enough to burn him to a corps.

Aquaman - Suck away all the water on earth so that aquaman is weakened and when you get the chance, blow him up with a bazooka.

Green Lantern - Have enough will power and take off his ring and kill him with the katana or gun.

Shazam - When he says shazam, record his voice and play the voice back so that he turns back into billy and kill him.

Other Justice Leaguers - Try to make your voice sound like Superman or Martian Manhunter and call all the other leaguers to the watchtower. When they all get there-----blow up the watchtower.

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Most of them fail miserably.

You would break the katana trying to get through the Batsuit.

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I shazam one is wacko!

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#3  Edited By Pharoh_Atem

Superman - Create a lot of krytonite bullets, find out his identity,when you see him in the daily planet---shot him to death

That's feasible, although Clarke's super hearing coupled with his reaction time may be enough for him to invade it even when he doesn't see it coming.

Batman - Disable his gadgets,distract him,and jam the katana though his heart.

Won't work. Batman is the worlds greatest detective. Detracting him is easier said then done.

The Flash - Make a fake hostage and when flash gets 2 inches by the hostage---- BOOM! He's dead

That won't work, Flash was able to evade a bullet that already touched his forehead thanks to his "femtosecond" reaction timing. Flash could probably read a library worth of books before you can bat an eye.

Wonder Woman - This is a tricky one, when she tries to strike you, try to dodge her attack and take off of her bracelets and then shoot her (you better have good aim)

This won't work either. I doubt any of us could dodge a blow from WW. Even if we do as you say, she doesn't even need her bracelet to deflect bullets, she could dodge them like normal street levelers do.

Martian Manhunter - Do the same contingency plan batman made up (Justice League Doom) except make the flames strong enough to burn him to a corps.

MM is not weak to fire anymore IIRC so.....

Aquaman - Suck away all the water on earth so that aquaman is weakened and when you get the chance, blow him up with a bazooka.

This is feasible but it is very over the top, but feasible nonetheless.

Green Lantern - Have enough will power and take off his ring and kill him with the katana or gun.

Hal ring have been snatched of before......And the thief was Ko'ed by said ring because Hal was able to control it with out being in contact with it. Nice try though.

Shazam - When he says shazam, record his voice and play the voice back so that he turns back into billy and kill him.

Don't know much about Billy so I can't say much here.

Yeah that's right I'm so bored right now I had nothing else better to do then debunk (or attempt to) this. xD

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Lol, I think you're joking.

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No. And frankly, I lost 50 IQ points just reading that.

1) How do you get your hands on kryptonite? Lex Luthor isn't going to help you and you can't exactly steal it without it going unnoticed.

2) How do you get your hands on Batman's belt?

3) The Flash is too fast for bombs like @dccomicsrule2011 said. Flash has reacted to a bullet that barely touched his head while he was unconscious.

4) You get one shotted. You aren't dodging a godly punch.

5) MM is just going to stand there while you light a match?

6) Suck the ocean up? He can survive on dry land and tank those kind of explosions.

7) GL is just going to stand there while you remove his ring?

8) That's just stupid.

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#6  Edited By SoA

the shazam one has been done before lol

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Let's try it.

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This is such a hilarious troll thread.

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"It's simple. We kill the Batman."

Then the Justice League would be too scared to fight anyone trying to kill them.

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Just shoot bruce wayne at a charity event that's so simple. And the shazam was is terrible