I don't want our future generations to watch Episode 1 and think that Star Wars sucks balls.
So how can this movie be remastered without filming new footage? I propose a few ideas.
- Replace Jar Jar's voice with a deeper one, like they did with Vader and James Earl Jones
- Mute him. Make it seem that he speaks only in body language and that everyone surprisingly understands him.
- Completely delete all, or most of his scenes. He plays no relevant part in the story. I'm thinking particularly of the lunchtime scene on Tatooine.
- Voice over his talking scenes with Ewan McGregor speaking about some cool Star Wars lore.
What other ideas do you have?