#1 Edited by Thanofleeze (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't want our future generations to watch Episode 1 and think that Star Wars sucks balls.

So how can this movie be remastered without filming new footage? I propose a few ideas.

  1. Replace Jar Jar's voice with a deeper one, like they did with Vader and James Earl Jones
  2. Mute him. Make it seem that he speaks only in body language and that everyone surprisingly understands him.
  3. Completely delete all, or most of his scenes. He plays no relevant part in the story. I'm thinking particularly of the lunchtime scene on Tatooine.
  4. Voice over his talking scenes with Ewan McGregor speaking about some cool Star Wars lore.

What other ideas do you have?

#2 Edited by dccomicsrule2011 (33067 posts) - - Show Bio

How about we just pretend Episode I doesn't exist in general? We sure ain't missing much by doing so.

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#3 Posted by Deathstroke52 (3644 posts) - - Show Bio

Jar Jar is too far gone.

#4 Posted by keithcolby1995 (493 posts) - - Show Bio

Jar Jar is a beast.

#5 Posted by Thanofleeze (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

How about we just pretend Episode I doesn't exist in general? We sure ain't missing much by doing so.

E1 had plenty of redeeming features, all washed away by this one horrid character.

#6 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (33067 posts) - - Show Bio

@dccomicsrule2011 said:

How about we just pretend Episode I doesn't exist in general? We sure ain't missing much by doing so.

E1 had plenty of redeeming features, all washed away by this one horrid character.

Ehh. The only good thing about it to me was probably Darth Maul. Anakin sucked, Qui Gon-Jinn sucked, Obi-Wan was underwhelming, the plot wasn't that great, Padme was meh, and they were many snooze worthy moments in the movie.

Different strokes for different folks.

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#7 Posted by i_like_swords (21503 posts) - - Show Bio

Ehh. The only good thing about it to me was probably Darth Maul. Anakin sucked, Qui Gon-Jinn sucked, Obi-Wan was underwhelming, the plot wasn't that great, Padme was meh, and they were many snooze worthy moments in the movie.

Different strokes for different folks.

Wholeheartedly agree.

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#8 Edited by Xcalibur (502 posts) - - Show Bio

While Qui and Maul are dueling....Jar Jar is responsible for locking out Obi. Turns out he was a secret spy for Palpi....by the end of Episode III Anakin and Palpatine reward him for his loyalty.

Hence, a secret villain.....either that or make him an idiot with an annoying personality. Oh Lucas, you missed out.

#9 Posted by DarthAznable (10953 posts) - - Show Bio

I like Jar Jar.

#10 Edited by DoctorXander (1313 posts) - - Show Bio
@darthaznable said:

I like Jar Jar.

There is no way to fix Jar Jar

#11 Edited by Jayc1324 (18165 posts) - - Show Bio

Just take him out the movie. It would've been a great film without him.

#12 Posted by Howard_The-Duck (284 posts) - - Show Bio

Decapitate him, that would fix most problems

#13 Edited by DarthAznable (10953 posts) - - Show Bio

@doctorxander: One character doesn't destroy a movie. The entire movie itself was pretty bad outside the Maul fight.

#14 Posted by Jphu8414 (4044 posts) - - Show Bio

@jayc1324 said:

Just take him out the movie. It would've been a great film without him.

Wait are you saying the prequels would have been good if not for Jar Jar? Because I remember a ton of other problems with them

#15 Posted by The_Deathstroker (8096 posts) - - Show Bio

I liked the prequels and Jar Jar doesn't really bother me.

Not trollin'.

Dead serious.

Come at me.

Flame on.

#16 Edited by Jayc1324 (18165 posts) - - Show Bio

@jphu8414: I didn't beisdes a few plot holes. I liked every thing else. Even Hayden Christensen

#17 Posted by Xwraith (26958 posts) - - Show Bio

His whole purpose as a character is a horrible one.

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#18 Posted by Jphu8414 (4044 posts) - - Show Bio

@jayc1324 said:

@jphu8414: I didn't beisdes a few plot holes. I liked every thing else. Even Hayden Christensen

Fair enough, those are also my two biggest gripes

#19 Edited by mikethekiller (8632 posts) - - Show Bio

Make Jar Jar the jedi grand master.

#20 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (14734 posts) - - Show Bio

I like Jar Jar and loved him as a kid. Haters gonna hate

#21 Edited by King Saturn (218907 posts) - - Show Bio

Why does Jar Jar Binks talk like one of those Field Negros from Roots ?

"Weeza Gonna Hava Goode Time Aintz We Massa"

o.0

#22 Posted by RogueShadow (15197 posts) - - Show Bio

I never really understood why he was there, he's such a weird, random thing, it was totally irrelevant. Just one of those things where you wonder how on Earth nobody thought, "Holy sh*t, this is awful"

Then again, they probably did but nobody would dare tell Lucas.

#23 Posted by i_like_swords (21503 posts) - - Show Bio
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#24 Edited by RogueShadow (15197 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by mikethekiller (8632 posts) - - Show Bio

Why does Jar Jar Binks talk like one of those Field Negros from Roots ?

"Weeza Gonna Hava Goode Time Aintz We Massa"

o.0

LMAO

#26 Edited by i_like_swords (21503 posts) - - Show Bio
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#27 Edited by RogueShadow (15197 posts) - - Show Bio

@i_like_swords:

Nice try, but unfortunately, I am the High King of Skyrim Obi Wan

#28 Posted by The_Deathstroker (8096 posts) - - Show Bio
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#30 Posted by _Cain_ (23736 posts) - - Show Bio

A bullet to George Lucas's head. That's how you fix him

#31 Posted by dagmar_merrill (12523 posts) - - Show Bio

Jar Jar Binks was one of the things I did like from Star wars.

#32 Posted by Detrolord (3181 posts) - - Show Bio

you should make how 2 fix Starwars i got a lot of suggestions

#33 Posted by Crom-Cruach (8934 posts) - - Show Bio

@thanofleeze said:

What other ideas do you have?

Have him get eaten by the Rancor.

#34 Edited by ARMIV2 (9249 posts) - - Show Bio

A simple tool, really.

#35 Posted by silkyballfro94 (3731 posts) - - Show Bio

Episode 1 was my favorite. Just kidding, but I don't think it's a bad movie. I liked it and Jar Jar wasn't bad. His voice was kinda annoying. "Misa Misa"