HOW THE HECK DO I GET BACK AT MY BROTHER??!.......thread

yo,So my OB thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a black eye......so he did. And when I woke up he laughed and then punched me again. On top of that he broke my XBOX, if you didn't read my last thread. He is home for the summer from college and I am totally hating it!!! He is 18 yrs old, 6 ft 1 inch, and he WILL and alway WILL have the smart yap. I am definitely NOT a SNITCH.

But like all super heroes, I PUT VILLAIN'S TYRANNY TO AN END!!!! Now i need you to read these carefully and tell me which one would be best for me to do::

• Unlock the door while he is taking a shower, take my paint ball gun out and go on a shooting spree.
• Pee on his bed and tell his girlfriend that he wets his bed at night.
• Punch HIM in the face!!!
• Rub icy hot all over his balls while he's asleep.
• Break his laptop
• Have a deep conversation with him (Like that's gonna work)
• Kill him (JK)
• SNITCH

Any other suggestions........PLEASE COMMENT BELOW!!!!!

I know brothers brawl and stuff. But that's a little extreme, he probably wants to kill you. KILL HIM FIRST!

You guys are pretty extreme... Take his phone and pretend you're him texting another girl, then you "accidently" send it to his girlfriend. Then you just watch the fireworks.

Correction:: he is 20 yrs old, I have another brother who is 18.

I would KILL my brother if he did that to me, but we don't do that to each other, and I'm the 6'2 one.

Um,I don't think that this is actually serious...if it is,then I wouldn't exactly be surprised considering the ridiculous malevolent,childish sibling things that I've heard.

Anyway:

It doesn't seem like you'd end up winning. He is physically superior and will outsmart you or just bite you back harder the next time. And then it will go back and forth.

1. As said,he'll just get back at you (as with all of these and most anything that you do) and this isn't really that effective.

2. She most likely won't believe you and he may find out first and destroy you....or your things.

3. He'd destroy you afterwards.

4. Don't know why'd you want to do that and you'll wake him up....in which he'll still punch you in the face.

5. He'd murder you most likely if it has the same value to him as it does to us

6. Most probable solution....although it may be least likely depending on how you execute it.

8. I was going to ask,don't you have parents or something? Just tell them,it's not rocket science. If he'd just bully you more,explain the situation to them.

Anyway,if you try to react violently,he'd just come back at you with something worse (and then it will go back and forth,and is definitely counterproductive) and/or destroy you.

Man my younger brother is 6'3" like me and there's a two year difference. I can handle him with medium level difficulty thankfully.

@monsterstomp said:

I'm a twin, so age never was a factor XD

We barely fight anyways. We always stalemated, but if things did get serious, we'd destroy whatever room we were in haha.

In fact,if he broke your Xbox AND gave you a black eye,don't you think that you should tell your parents?!

I mean....do you think that either one of those will go unnoticed...

I am not sure if this is even serious,not saying it is,but IF IT IS,I am not surprised with sibling rivalry nowadays...it's not even rivalry,now..it's just animosity,hatred,malice,etc...

I don't hate my brother I love him. But I need to get him back some how.

you could perform wrestling submission move on him and make him tap.

Were you even angry?

Hell yah I was angry!! why would I want to get him back!!!

Pee on him? Rub his balls? Barge on him when he's in the shower?

Yea.. i don't think revenge is what you're looking for.

Here we go...

OK lets be reel now. I seriously need some suggestions on what to do. Or choose one of the above that I should do.

I love how crap lines up like that.

@nicholasagot: Buy an airhorn, wait for him to fall asleep, get a small but heavy coffee table (preferably with a stone top), put it over him while he sleeps and then set the air-horn off in his ear. He'll sit up real fast and then its K-freaking-O'd. Painful as hell lol.

@strider92: haha nice.

I'm concerned that rubbing your brother's balls is as viable option o-O

So he gave you a black eye and broke your Xbox, both actions your parents don't know of somehow? BEAT THE LIVING S*+% OUT OF THAT F*%~ING B*%#^\+ AND $&(/;:@ THE %#€£+^ }%|~]% UNTIL HE %*#+¥ HIS ):&;@$ AND >^#€<€*\{|~ HIM UNTIL %}*#€$}# $(&8$<~ HIM INTO €£*~!!!!!!

Yeah just tell on him.

NO, my parents know about him breaking my XBOX and I got a PS3 after that. He gave me a black eye just this morning. And my other brother Won't do anything about it either. All he got a was a lecture and had to stay in his room.

Yah but I feel if i tell no him he will start telling on me for the stuff that I do to HIM!! It would be too insane if I got my parents involved.

@nicholasagot: take a dump on his room

@nicholasagot: Sounds like you're not blameless either. Let it go and show your brother a legitimately funny YouTube video. Let go of the past and start anew with him. Just don't make it corny.

Make 2 different fb profiles, 1 of a hot chick, and get him to meet said hot chick at a fancy expensive restaurant, also tell him what to get her before she "arrives". He'll be stuck with the bill and humiliated MUAHAHAHAHAHA >:D

Bust a nut in his cereal.

Honestly, I hate to say it OP, but it sounds like your family fails lol.

Your brothers clearly fail at being brothers. Lol who punches someone for no reason and laughs? Is this a tv show? Who doesn't defend his younger brother from a douchey older brother?

Whether he's your older brother or not, you need to demand some damn respect.

1 and 2 are great. I would say get on his laptop look up a bunch of porn in a non private browsing mode. Show your mom and his girlfriend.

Keep the parents out if it that would benefit your relationship when you get older. I don't know how old your ae but the airhorn or firecrackers in a bucket under his bed is the best solution in my opinion. If you give some you can take some. however don't snitch then it is better to talk. Maybe you wont get anything but snitching wont get you anything either. If you get busted take the blame, don tell on your brother. If he gets busted for something either both of you did or you did take blame.

LOL! What is this? xD

I stopped reading when I got to that....I wonder if he realizes that he'd rubbing his brother's balls while he is asleep

Lol! That's what I was wondering too. xD

In all seriousness though I am sorry to hear about this but has the parents asked on how you got the black eye and a broken Xbox? Kinda ridiculous your brother did that for no reason.

Wow -- vicious sibling hi jinx.

I would avoid the...rubbing. As for peeing on his bed -- does his girlfriend normally share the bed with him? Will that really work, considering he can claim it wasn't him and your mom would know by now since people who wet the bed do so regularly.

I have terrible things running through my head -- I'm a little shocked at myself, lol. I guess, since this appears to be the norm between you three brothers, you should retaliate in kind. Somehow injure him -- mark him -- like shaving off an eyebrow or putting Nair in his hair conditioner/shampoo -- that kind of thing.

Clearly you aren't going to have him held accountable so do what you must. You know what will work -- so do it.

my parents don't come home till 10:00 PM I"m with my brothers the whole day everyday.

Don't be a child. Be superior. He's sounds like an alpha male machodouche. Their sexuality is easy to startle.

-change his Facebook preference to "interested in: men", Like a bunch of lgbtq themed pages, then delete recent activity. Problem is, though, his friends will likely alert him about the latter.

-visit massive amounts of gay fetish porn on his laptop. Make sure you delete the search history so he doesn't notice, the visit sites laden with spyware and viruses. Eventually he'll have to get the laptop checked out...

-hire a third party to feign gay interest in him in public while he is with friends or family. Hire another third party to hint at the false fact that your brother visits your local gay bars and clubs.

-if all else fails, give out his personal information the good folks of b/ of 4chan

ICY HOT POWER GEL!!! not the one that you rub onto people.

Ok i said "rub" Big DEAL.

Now that right there is cold lol. That is by far the worst torture you could put someone through.

make an add on Craigslist under the guys looking for guys part and put his cell phone number as the contact

Bang his girl

HAHAHAHA!! I could totally go for that!

@strider92: Damn right. My buddy's uncle is getting obliterated by his demonic ex-wife in court and charges, so that's going to be our solution. I'm pretty sure its a felony, though...

Destroy him.

Jerk off in his shampoo and dont tell him until after he has showered.

Pour honey on him while he sleeps and release the fire ants.

HEY, where brothers.....WHAT the heck!!!

Make fun of him on the internet. The ultimate revenge.