How Sexy is Uatu the Watcher?

From a scale from 1-10, with 1 being revoltingly ugly and 10 being blissfully sexy, rank Uatu the Watcher.

Who watches the watcher?

15, 3 sexi 5 meh.

Hez vry ugly!

I rat him negative 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 becuz he not mai type and he bald (Le gasp)

tat and tat dress doez not match hiz eyez!

@jmarshmallow What do you think?

@saint_sophie: But what he lacks in looks he makes up in personality. What girl wouldn't find a guy who sees everything happen in your life and can keep an eye on you at all times attractive? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Voyeurism is a kinky turn-on, so he gets a 12!

@humanrocket: Eww grodie!

I'm calling da cops on him!

@saint_sophie: pfffft he's the WATCHER. He sees all and he knows all he knows that you would call the cops and he's already running away. OMG...he sees all? He knows all? The watcher is Santa Clause! You just said eww to Santa. No gifts for you this year.

10

what is this?

0.

*Stares at that huge forehead*.

Paperbag it and a solid 6.5/10

Too hot for me.

*pukes

Too sexy?

Id let him put a baby in me

@mysticmedivh said:

From a scale from 1-10, with 1 being revoltingly ugly and 10 being blissfully sexy, rank Uatu the Watcher.

O_o

Go home Puny version 2.0 you are drunk ^_^

SEXINESS IS....

10/10 would bang

Smooth skin, shaven legs, cute smile, symmetrical face, nice eyes, good dress sense, I'd give at least a 7/10.

well...he isn't hot at all. But i might have a biased opinion cause' im not gay.

With that Big Ass Head he's got ?

not very

No thanks, I don't rate dead people.

He's the sexiest Marvel character, for sure.

@kittyparker13 said:

Exactly this. The Watcher because so many want to watch him, not because he watches others.

@kittyparker13: meh, that title belongs to Kitty Pryde

Numbers can't even begin to describe my feelings for this.

10/10 he's like a giant version of Telly Savalas.

@jmarshmallow: what????

LOL

@itsomething: HE'S TOO SEXY FOR HIS SHIRT.

@jmarshmallow: I never thought of you as gay but......

@humanrocket: If he comes down my chimney I'll shoot him :)

Plus.. It's not like I don't have other sources for gifts. I'll take my coal hard, black and extra lumpy. :p

Unless he brings Krampus..

Meh. He's kind of a butterface... probably would still hit that though. 6/10.

@claymore1998: Yo..you...you're not my mom. Only mama can tell me to go home. Mama can I have some milk and cookies before I go to sleep? zzz zzz zzz...

You get soup. Soup in your stocking and a wooden spoon and you will like it and eat it.

He's under 0 for me...

All-Star Homo Special.

Red Hulk says: "10/10, would smash", and he did.

Young man you will listen to be and go to bed pronto.

No milk and cookies for you , your evil mommy has spoken ^_^

@roddy010: Lol xD

@claymore1998: SEE! this is why I run away all the time! I want to go live with dad now >______<

Ew wtf