#1 Edited by Tacos_Kickass (844 posts) - - Show Bio

Like the title says, how many 5 year olds can you take on?

Take the test and post your results to prove how bad ass you are. http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/<--------

  • You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
  • There are no weapons or foreign objects
  • Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
  • The children are merciless and will show no fear
  • If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

I can take on 23 of those suckers.

#2 Edited by Superguy0009e (2265 posts) - - Show Bio

100

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/2155357/just-bring-it-b-h-o.gif

#3 Edited by russellmania77 (15440 posts) - - Show Bio

Idk maybe 1 bill? Lol

#4 Posted by The Stegman (24472 posts) - - Show Bio

It said 22, but I can take more down.

#5 Posted by Edamame (28164 posts) - - Show Bio

lol

Perhaps one-thousand or so.

#6 Posted by TheAcidSkull (18032 posts) - - Show Bio

why would i hurt them!? i'd just laugh as they try to hurt me XD

#7 Edited by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (11135 posts) - - Show Bio

IDK dude I know some 5 year olds that can pack a punch

probably bout 30 maybe higher.

#8 Posted by AnyWhichWayButUp (760 posts) - - Show Bio

I got 30 but i'd just step on like 5000.

#9 Edited by mrdecepticonleader (18079 posts) - - Show Bio

27 is the result I got. Man I guess they are some rabid five year olds.

#10 Posted by InnerSuperman (858 posts) - - Show Bio

39

but i could take like 10000000000

#11 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

I got 28.

#12 Edited by LimpoyzLoan (1646 posts) - - Show Bio

34 :D But I'm pretty sure I could take more.

#13 Posted by BumpyBoo (9416 posts) - - Show Bio

No way, more than one child and they would most likely break me mentally before the situation could escalate into actual violence ;)

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#14 Edited by SideburnGuru (1338 posts) - - Show Bio

33.

Look, I'm sorry. If a gang of rabid five year olds come running at me, I'm kneeing each one in the face. They're rabid five year olds.

#15 Posted by TheSpiritStalker (2089 posts) - - Show Bio

Such a lovely game. I suppose I could pretend to be the juggernaut and just ram all of 'em.

#16 Posted by Black_Claw (2989 posts) - - Show Bio

30 of them. Lol

#17 Posted by Z3RO180 (6563 posts) - - Show Bio

26...COME AT ME BRO

#18 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38849 posts) - - Show Bio

33.

#19 Posted by Bruxae (13916 posts) - - Show Bio

35 according to that test, lol.

#20 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

Site said 33... Too low IMO.

#21 Posted by Nefarious (20461 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't fight 5 year olds. They are not worth my time.

#22 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

25 less runts

#23 Edited by Guardiandevil83 (5619 posts) - - Show Bio

Well I pride myself on my health and I occasionally train with mma practitioners and have held my own in sparring matches, so I will say 40 maybe 50

#24 Edited by TDK_1997 (14896 posts) - - Show Bio

I can handle more than 30 but if they hit me in the balls I will go down.

#25 Posted by Xeno_Seeker (414 posts) - - Show Bio

31 hahaha. i feel like i could take more. but at that point fatigue would be setting in i'm sure. but i'm gonna be one shotting these little kids in the face. BAM. in my opinion i feel as if i could take out 45 at the least. i have so much pent up rage because of my nephews..

#26 Edited by jloneblackheart (5519 posts) - - Show Bio
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#27 Posted by vernstheword (2 posts) - - Show Bio

23 bastards!

#28 Posted by Samimista (20717 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol! 17 according to the test. xD

#29 Edited by Shavo (2061 posts) - - Show Bio

even if i beat them all i still get charged with over a hundred cases of child abuse so no one wins really

#30 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

The site said 29.

#32 Posted by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio

Said 27. I believe I could take more if I used the helecopter technique.

#33 Posted by venomyak (1443 posts) - - Show Bio

Test says I get twenty to my inflexible moral compass, but I'm sure in real life I could just shout random quotes till they all run away.

#34 Edited by ShadowSwordmaster (14555 posts) - - Show Bio

Well I got 31.Is this good or bad ?

#35 Edited by EnigmaLantern (763 posts) - - Show Bio

I got 31, that website is definitely rigged and run by five year olds..

It depends a lot on whether a kid calls me "smart ass" or something close to that nature (nature being childish). If so, then I can take as many as there are....knock the first kid out and then use him as a barge pole. If the child I'm using as a barge poll becomes "worn" than grab another and repeat the same process.

The following quote from the quiz says it all for me:

"To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten"

It would be fair to point that I do babysit for other people and the kids regard me as their "Godbro" so that is clear proof that my method works.