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#1 Posted by NicholasAgot (268 posts) - - Show Bio

If God (Like Thor) was getting made fun of too much on the internet by his friends on earth and wanted to commit suicide and die forever, how could he do that?

#2 Posted by Veshark (9291 posts) - - Show Bio

If God (Like Thor) was getting made fun of too much on the internet by his friends on earth and wanted to commit suicide and die forever, how could he do that?

Something like that actually happened to a girl in Thailand, I think. Kinda depresses me.

#3 Posted by King Saturn (218326 posts) - - Show Bio

It depends on what type of God it is essentially...

#4 Posted by TheSpiritStalker (2381 posts) - - Show Bio

"He comes to me."

#5 Posted by Ms. Omega (4730 posts) - - Show Bio

Shoot himself/herself with the gun of the Saint of Killers.

#6 Edited by _Black (2301 posts) - - Show Bio

Very carefully...

#7 Posted by consolemaster001 (6798 posts) - - Show Bio

Watch the movie "Begotten"

#8 Posted by Ms. Omega (4730 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Posted by Veshark (9291 posts) - - Show Bio

Watch the movie "Begotten"

Thanks for that. I wasn't planning to sleep tonight anyway.

#10 Edited by consolemaster001 (6798 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

@consolemaster001 said:

Watch the movie "Begotten"

Thanks for that. I wasn't planning to sleep tonight anyway.

LOL

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Here watch the full movie >:-)

#12 Posted by Zionis (32 posts) - - Show Bio

@consolemaster001: oh trust me i know this website. far worse and more brutal pics of REAL people. decapitations(videos), head split in half with brain coming out, etc.

#13 Posted by Ms. Omega (4730 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

@consolemaster001 said:

Watch the movie "Begotten"

Thanks for that. I wasn't planning to sleep tonight anyway.

LOL

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Here watch the full movie >:-)

No

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#14 Edited by AweSam (7517 posts) - - Show Bio

They just have to call Kratos and tell him they screwed his wife. So begins the waiting game.

#15 Posted by Veshark (9291 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

@consolemaster001 said:

Watch the movie "Begotten"

Thanks for that. I wasn't planning to sleep tonight anyway.

LOL

Loading Video...

Here watch the full movie >:-)

You are a cruel and evil man.

#16 Posted by Bruxae (15470 posts) - - Show Bio

@consolemaster001: Ohh I love that movie, its so hard to find on DVD thats not imported or fake though.. :(

#17 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

@zionis said:

@consolemaster001: oh trust me i know this website. far worse and more brutal pics of REAL people. decapitations(videos), head split in half with brains coming out, etc.

#18 Posted by waezi2 (10727 posts) - - Show Bio

He has to find Linkara, so he can nitpick the hell out of him!

#19 Posted by Nefarious (27557 posts) - - Show Bio

Gods can't kill themselves.

#20 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6514 posts) - - Show Bio

He just asks Batman.

#21 Posted by joshmightbe (25874 posts) - - Show Bio

If God (Like Thor) was getting made fun of too much on the internet by his friends on earth and wanted to commit suicide and die forever, how could he do that?

I doubt a God like Thor would be fragile enough to be made suicidal from being made fun of.

#22 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17179 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going to need a bag of IV fluids soon.

#23 Posted by PowerHerc (86127 posts) - - Show Bio

Why would God want to kill himself?

#24 Posted by joshmightbe (25874 posts) - - Show Bio

@powerherc: I know lots of people who get made fun of constantly that have never even considered killing themselves, so I doubt very seriously that a God would even be bothered by the notion. Maybe its a generational thing but I was brought up with the sticks and stones philosophy so insults don't really bother me enough to actually get depressed over them so I'm probably not getting the point of this thread.

#25 Posted by BumpyBoo (12046 posts) - - Show Bio

Go to Silent Hill.

There, it is possible for a god to be killed by a freakin' teenager. With a katana.

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#26 Posted by wildvine (10950 posts) - - Show Bio

If God (Like Thor) was getting made fun of too much on the internet by his friends on earth and wanted to commit suicide and die forever, how could he do that?

This sounds like a cry for help to me....

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#27 Posted by NicholasAgot (268 posts) - - Show Bio

NAAAAAAA!!!

#28 Posted by Cezar_TheScribe (2774 posts) - - Show Bio

He would take out those making fun of him.

God isn't going to kill himself.

#29 Posted by PowerHerc (86127 posts) - - Show Bio

@powerherc: I know lots of people who get made fun of constantly that have never even considered killing themselves, so I doubt very seriously that a God would even be bothered by the notion. Maybe its a generational thing but I was brought up with the sticks and stones philosophy so insults don't really bother me enough to actually get depressed over them so I'm probably not getting the point of this thread.

Same here.

#30 Edited by JediXMan (32259 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor would shoot himself.

Now let's see if anybody gets the reference...

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#31 Edited by Decoy Elite (30159 posts) - - Show Bio

I read a really good short SF story that had the reasons humans exist is to kill God. It was really neat and well presented.

Can't remember the title sadly.

#32 Posted by russellmania77 (16724 posts) - - Show Bio

Turns human

#33 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1990 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman: THE MOTHER F#CK^NG BAD WRITTEN COMICS?

#34 Posted by waezi2 (10727 posts) - - Show Bio
#35 Posted by joshmightbe (25874 posts) - - Show Bio

Does Thor even use the internet?

#36 Edited by InnerVenom123 (29814 posts) - - Show Bio

Very carefully.

#37 Posted by JediXMan (32259 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman: THE MOTHER F#CK^NG BAD WRITTEN COMICS?

No, and it's not referring to Marvel's Thor. It's from a book.

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#38 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1990 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman said:

@cybrilious4 said:

@jedixman: THE MOTHER F#CK^NG BAD WRITTEN COMICS?

No, and it's not referring to Marvel's Thor. It's from a book.

I don't think anyone's getting that one.

#39 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29814 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going to need a bag of IV fluids soon.

Oh my.

#40 Posted by JediXMan (32259 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman said:

@cybrilious4 said:

@jedixman: THE MOTHER F#CK^NG BAD WRITTEN COMICS?

No, and it's not referring to Marvel's Thor. It's from a book.

I don't think anyone's getting that one.

It's from American Gods. Thor committed suicide because people didn't worship him anymore, and he couldn't handle obscurity.

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#41 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1990 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman said:

@cybrilious4 said:

@jedixman said:

@cybrilious4 said:

@jedixman: THE MOTHER F#CK^NG BAD WRITTEN COMICS?

No, and it's not referring to Marvel's Thor. It's from a book.

I don't think anyone's getting that one.

It's from American Gods. Thor committed suicide because people didn't worship him anymore, and he couldn't handle obscurity.

What's it about? Christianity and how Jesus stands above everyone else?

#42 Posted by joshmightbe (25874 posts) - - Show Bio

@cybrilious4: No its about the world moving beyond the need of gods

#43 Edited by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6711 posts) - - Show Bio

Fascinating question...I'm serious, this is a GREAT question! I'm going to have to think about this for, like, a day.

#44 Edited by BaneStrokeLoboGrundyBatArrow (1460 posts) - - Show Bio

He lets these guys touch him

#45 Edited by lykopis (10868 posts) - - Show Bio
#46 Posted by lykopis (10868 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:
@nicholasagot said:

If God (Like Thor) was getting made fun of too much on the internet by his friends on earth and wanted to commit suicide and die forever, how could he do that?

Something like that actually happened to a girl in Thailand, I think. Kinda depresses me.

Happens a lot, unfortunately. Everywhere.

#47 Posted by slacker the hacker (10170 posts) - - Show Bio

Easy

He wills himself to kill himself or he simply takes away his own immortality.

Of course it depends which gods or God. But hey that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

#48 Posted by Veshark (9291 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@veshark said:
@nicholasagot said:

If God (Like Thor) was getting made fun of too much on the internet by his friends on earth and wanted to commit suicide and die forever, how could he do that?

Something like that actually happened to a girl in Thailand, I think. Kinda depresses me.

Happens a lot, unfortunately. Everywhere.

Yeah I just read about it in the news a couple days prior. This 20-year old girl's friends were making fun of her on FB, so she tried to kill herself by drinking bleach. Died a couple of days later.

#49 Posted by lykopis (10868 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark:

That makes me so sad. Poor thing. Her "friends" are hopefully devastated. They might as well have poured the bleach into a glass for her.

#50 Edited by consolemaster001 (6798 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

@lykopis said:

@veshark said:
@nicholasagot said:

If God (Like Thor) was getting made fun of too much on the internet by his friends on earth and wanted to commit suicide and die forever, how could he do that?

Something like that actually happened to a girl in Thailand, I think. Kinda depresses me.

Happens a lot, unfortunately. Everywhere.

Yeah I just read about it in the news a couple days prior. This 20-year old girl's friends were making fun of her on FB, so she tried to kill herself by drinking bleach. Died a couple of days later.

Amanda todd ?