How do you want your body disposed of after death?

Some examples just to name a few.

Make me into an android remake of an 80's movie

Space burial

Thrown into a wood chipper pointing into the audience at a punk concert, or even better, A GWAR CONCERT.

Transfer my brainwaves into a new form.

Genetically engineered monster, computer system, a ghost, whatever works.

build a pyre and barbecue me

Jedi-style

Flame thrower, or toss me in the river where I was born.

My body in a rocket sent to the sun. Then watch the magic happen.

Viking funeral

Roll me in a huge blunt, and set me on fire.

I want to be made into pencil and anonymously mailed to Dan Slott......mwhahahahahahahaha its haunting time!

@strider92: Best. Plan. EVER.

Kind of like how Mark Gruenwald's ashes were put in the ink of Squadron Supreme?

Space Burial would be cool but if not then feed to a hungry pack of wolves.

@transformers1024: exactly! Not only would I get to haunt Slott I'll get to write Spider-man! Perfect plan!

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LMAO!

I'ts an great way to send me off.

Put in a speedboat with a bunch of fireworks and set off into the body of water for a reasonable distance and then detonate that b*tch. I want family members getting hit with limbs.

I want to be shot out of a cannon at high speed through a chicken wire fence while aimed at my least favorite neighbors house.

Put my body into a large rocket which will be launched into space toward a new solar system. My rocket shall act as a planetesimal, collecting the dust and eventually becoming a new planet. This planet shall harbor life. Once intelligent, this new life will eventually dig so deep into their planet that they find my rocket with my perfectly preserved body at the center. Being the reason for their planets existence, I will be resurrected (assuming they have such technology) and praised as a god. I will then return to Earth with my cosmic army and colonize it.

Pretty much this ^

It won't be disposed of. It will be donated to a museum as a prime example of the perfect male specimen.

Could care less I'm dead.

Buried.. deep beneath the earth... near the earths crust.. where magical beings and dinosaurs secretly exists...

Or buried into a space satellite.. travelling across galaxies..

HAHAHA

Lost in the bottom of the ocean

Burn me and move on.

To be cast off into space and to come across a planet like being who will resurrect me into a new form.

I want to be stuffed and kept in @capt_keggins living room. In the corner by the window will do nicely, thank you.

I would like to be placed in a pyramid with all my stuff and wrapped like a pharaoh, then hope that one day someone brings me back with the book of the dead. I will then rule the world with zombie minions.

Burn me and make my ashes into a necklace that my clone can wear.

cremate me and spread my ashes across mars. im serious to

My ashes thrown into the ocean just like my father...... Just not during the BP oil spill..... Still sooooooooo F-ing pissed about that.........

How ever I go out I'm having a second line..... You are going to dance at my death! You bitches better bring some umbrellas...........

This makes more sense :)

I want my family to remember me in a good way. I do not want my funeral to be something sad.

I want them to put me in a funeral pyre and roast a pig over the flames from my remains. Party time.

@buttersdaman000 said:

Do you mean in a big pit with a bunch of weapons and possessions, or on a funeral pyre?

Yes this, couldn't have said It better myself. Well I could have, but why go through the trouble.

@mandoviking:

Funeral Pyre.

I will be dressed to impress with a broadsword laid down my chest. My casket will be set sail on some ocean, then, my sons will set their arrows aflame and fire them.

@buttersdaman000: That would be a cool way to go.