#1 Edited by russellmania77 (13613 posts) - - Show Bio

??

#2 Edited by Deadite (16906 posts) - - Show Bio

Explain to it why you will never read the book.

#3 Posted by GoblinAlGhoul (37 posts) - - Show Bio

QUITE a mediocre... Story!

Muahahahahjajajajaja

#4 Posted by Nightcraft (253 posts) - - Show Bio

The same way they got the birds outside of my job last year, with a BB gun.

#5 Posted by ULTRAstarkiller (4926 posts) - - Show Bio

By killing yourself first. That's just what I heard.

#6 Posted by hart7668 (2150 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm betting a nuclear blast would be sufficient.

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#7 Edited by Drakiel (22 posts) - - Show Bio

You hire a hitman.

#8 Edited by God_Spawn (35982 posts) - - Show Bio

Obviously with an armada of ninjas, presidents, and pirates with lightsaber guns that shoot smaller lightsaber blades while riding on flaming sharks in space and "Final Countdown" plays in the back.

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#9 Edited by HeckTate (1094 posts) - - Show Bio

You can do it however you want, but the traditional Southern way is to get it drunk, force it to marry your sister, then her nagging and the 8 kids slowly kill it over time.

Trust me, I was in the book.

#10 Posted by Bierschneeman (3290 posts) - - Show Bio

you don't....its illegal in my state....but the last state I was in....you have to use a shotgun (because rifles are cruel??) take all the shot out, and bake a pie.

#11 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (5606 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrels.....s..so many squirrels...

#12 Posted by darkazrael999 (3680 posts) - - Show Bio

@drakiel said:

You hire a hitman.

Bloodmoney reference?

#13 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

a true comedic genius

an innovator

the likes of which we will never see again

#14 Posted by PowerHerc (78172 posts) - - Show Bio

BB gun? .22 rifle?

#15 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (14192 posts) - - Show Bio

you don't.

#16 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (16870 posts) - - Show Bio

With a shotgun!

#17 Posted by Bruxae (9366 posts) - - Show Bio

I start a bird resistance movement and kill all the filthy humans.

#18 Posted by RogueShadow (7866 posts) - - Show Bio

More importantly:

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

#19 Posted by Aiden Cross (15513 posts) - - Show Bio

Hunger games

#20 Posted by Pyrogram (32251 posts) - - Show Bio

It's a sin.

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#21 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (7808 posts) - - Show Bio

Have a black man convicted of a crime he did not commit.

#22 Posted by Pyrogram (32251 posts) - - Show Bio
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#23 Edited by russellmania77 (13613 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Edited by ownagepants (3976 posts) - - Show Bio

With a very sharp stick.

#25 Edited by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (7808 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram said:

@thatguywithheadphones: You know, the entire book analogized that the black man was the bird.

yep...and they killed him so the story true name was

How to Kill a Black Man

#26 Posted by Pyrogram (32251 posts) - - Show Bio

@thatguywithheadphones: He was acquitted (after Atticus would have won the appeal case) just they killed him out of the jail house. Don't condemn the book, that's the entire message.

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#27 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (7808 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram said:

@thatguywithheadphones: He was acquitted (after Atticus would have won the appeal case) just they killed him out of the jail house. Don't condemn the book, that's the entire message.

Wasn't condemning it ...just joking.

#28 Posted by Pyrogram (32251 posts) - - Show Bio

@thatguywithheadphones: Oh right, just loads of people mistake the books meaning and DO condemn it, sorry for not seeing that joke.

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#29 Posted by ownagepants (3976 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: wow that was intense I guess you liked the book.

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#31 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (4686 posts) - - Show Bio

You eat it

#32 Posted by Samimista (20185 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (8182 posts) - - Show Bio

Prejudice, racism, and a gun.

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#34 Posted by waezi2 (5003 posts) - - Show Bio

Get the crazy cop from Smosh, that should do the trick.

And I still want to know how Batman harmed Spectre.

#35 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (4686 posts) - - Show Bio

@waezi2 said:

Get the crazy cop from Smosh, that should do the trick.

And I still want to know how Batman harmed Spectre.

Stop right there!!!!!

#36 Posted by Drakiel (22 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Posted by The Stegman (20755 posts) - - Show Bio

Have Mephisto hit her with an energy blast?

#38 Posted by russellmania77 (13613 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

#39 Posted by Joygirl (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

Rocks

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#40 Edited by Racob7 (3762 posts) - - Show Bio

Voldemort: The same way you kill EVERYTHING!

#41 Posted by MisterAnderson (514 posts) - - Show Bio

I kill interest in her by letting Al Milgrom draw her. Then, when she's alone? Asphyxiate her with my belly fat and make a pie with four and twenty parts of her. Feed the rest to the dogs.

#42 Edited by Ostyo (4084 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, I know you can rape one if you're Phantom Rider. :P

#43 Posted by DoctorXander (762 posts) - - Show Bio

Kill it with fire

#44 Edited by TifaLockhart (13830 posts) - - Show Bio