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#1 Posted by Eternal19 (2074 posts) - - Show Bio

I have this huge crush on this girl in one of my classes. But she isn't interested in me and I cant stop thinking about her. She shows up in my dreams and its driving me mad. How do i get this girl out of my head?

#2 Posted by HumanRocket (4810 posts) - - Show Bio

Look for a girl who is interested and stop wasting your time on a girl who tells you NO. This is why women think of males as being dumb they tell you they aren't interested and you continue to make something out of nothing.

#3 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (11353 posts) - - Show Bio

...Get a new crush?

#4 Edited by Fallschirmjager (11477 posts) - - Show Bio

porn + your dominant hand + lube of choice + a few tissues

#5 Edited by Wolverine08 (26177 posts) - - Show Bio

porn + your dominant hand + lube of choice + a few tissues

This man has the right idea.

#6 Posted by Nefarious (17622 posts) - - Show Bio

Focus on what is more important in your life.

#7 Edited by silkyballfro94 (1355 posts) - - Show Bio

Take her sister or mom to a nice seafood dinner and then never call her back again!!!!!!!

Works like a charm.

#8 Posted by Oscars94 (1998 posts) - - Show Bio

It depends how old you are (my first real crush was 16). The rest of my crushes now are fleeting at best. (I'm 19 now). Women are powerful indeed.

#9 Posted by Mitrageist (7147 posts) - - Show Bio

Get her to stand under a bridge

Stand on the bridge

You are now over your crush.

Or play leapfrog.

#10 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (4472 posts) - - Show Bio

@eternal19: It will past. I actually smashed my dreamgirl after highschool. Just hold on, its hard but your young.

#11 Edited by _Gaff_ (2330 posts) - - Show Bio

@eternal19: Use The D.E.N.N.I.S System to get her to love you. It is scientifically proven to work.

#12 Posted by GeekBait (700 posts) - - Show Bio

Been there, done that. I know the feel, bro. It sucks. It will probably take weeks or even months, but you'll eventually get over it.

Then again, I'm not a good person to listen to when it comes to that because the last crush I had was in eighth grade...which was four years ago. Although I kind of have a crush on a girl right now and may be heading into the same boat you are. :/

#13 Posted by TheHipKid (7130 posts) - - Show Bio

Never forget.

#14 Posted by Dabee (2359 posts) - - Show Bio

porn + your dominant hand + lube of choice + a few tissues

LOLOLOLOL

BUT WHAT DOES IT EQUAL? THIS EQUATION IS INCOMPLETE

#15 Posted by TheFirstLantern (1371 posts) - - Show Bio

Listen to "Til I forget about you" by Big Time Rush all the time until you do; or option B

porn + your dominant hand + lube of choice + a few tissues

#16 Posted by xlab3000 (2769 posts) - - Show Bio

Look for a girl who is interested and stop wasting your time on a girl who tells you NO. This is why women think of males as being dumb they tell you they aren't interested and you continue to make something out of nothing.

Never knew that.

@dabee said:

@fallschirmjager said:

porn + your dominant hand + lube of choice + a few tissues

LOLOLOLOL

BUT WHAT DOES IT EQUAL? THIS EQUATION IS INCOMPLETE

This lol.

#17 Posted by Vaeternus (8271 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends how strong the crush it, but usually give it time and well move onto someone else helps ;) Hang out with friends, get your mind off of it.

#18 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio

You go to a store buy a Crush soda and jump over it.

I can tell you go to the street and talk with some womens, but the rest gets you in jailo, ok depened on the part of the world, but it could be illegal where you live.

#19 Posted by DoomDoomDoom (3880 posts) - - Show Bio

Easy, you get another crush.

#20 Posted by DoomGuy (697 posts) - - Show Bio

#21 Edited by comedy_brosUSA (581 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok, it all depends. is this girl into stuff you like? if not, forget it, it won't work. Teenagers don't get actual feelings really. girls just choose the jocks and stuff like Flash Thompson and stuff. if she has no interest, forget it, and move on. it may be hard, but it's probably best

#22 Posted by Rouflex (12514 posts) - - Show Bio

You go to a store buy a Crush soda and jump over it.

I can tell you go to the street and talk with some womens, but the rest gets you in jailo, ok depened on the part of the world, but it could be illegal where you live.

#23 Edited by Rouflex (12514 posts) - - Show Bio

More seriously? Search for the crazy girl that is secretly in love with you(There's always one) and make love with her. You could work things from there.

#24 Edited by comedy_brosUSA (581 posts) - - Show Bio

@rouflex said:

More seriously? Search for the crazy girl that is secretly in love with you(There's always one) and make love with her. You could work things from there.

most people won't show it though. and if your a quiet type person, lay low I guess until people come to you. that way girls know you are being yourself and not pushing yourself into a situation you feel is necessary to get a girl. if a girl REALLY likes you, she'll come to you

#25 Posted by MideonNViscera (266 posts) - - Show Bio

Eventually you will grow out of the entire concept of crushes, and it will be dandy.

#26 Posted by Rouflex (12514 posts) - - Show Bio

Live your pain and get a lecon.

#27 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (4803 posts) - - Show Bio

"Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is. Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose."~Master Yoda

#28 Posted by patrat18 (6714 posts) - - Show Bio

porn + your dominant hand + lube of choice + a few tissues

The old healing factor ey.

#29 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

Piss on her car and make out with the next female you see. Impulse, baby!

#30 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (7721 posts) - - Show Bio

Buy new Headphones

#31 Posted by OverLordArgeist (5245 posts) - - Show Bio

porn + your dominant hand + lube of choice + a few tissues

This man is a sage.

#32 Edited by Chibi_cute (3789 posts) - - Show Bio

@fallschirmjager said:

porn + your dominant hand + lube of choice + a few tissues

Thats What ive been doing for the past 4 years.. T_T

#33 Posted by The_PAIN (719 posts) - - Show Bio

A bottle of Whiskey, then move-on.

#34 Posted by Chibi_cute (3789 posts) - - Show Bio

Kidnap her.. then brainwash her.. till he subdues to you.

#35 Posted by Teerack (4543 posts) - - Show Bio

Avoid them.

#36 Posted by BallPointHero (134 posts) - - Show Bio

Move to another state.

#37 Edited by russellmania77 (13544 posts) - - Show Bio

Listen to drake and cry a lot

#38 Posted by longbowhunter (5829 posts) - - Show Bio

Be a creep and own it. Hang around her job and present her with a sweatpants boner. Write your name on her windshield in semen and hide in her backseat. If she's the one for you she'll overlook you being eccentric and love you in spite of your quirks.

#39 Edited by consolemaster001 (4469 posts) - - Show Bio
#40 Posted by Stefano (282 posts) - - Show Bio

go out with another girl

#41 Edited by Bruxae (9179 posts) - - Show Bio

Ignore her as much as possible without being rude and talk to other girls.

And ask yourself if you really want to let someone who doesnt care make you feel like this.

#42 Posted by RogueShadow (7803 posts) - - Show Bio

Kill the girl.

#43 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio

I made a comment about prostitution and no one notice it, ah the perfect crime.

#44 Posted by Mega_spidey01 (3078 posts) - - Show Bio

Look for a girl who is interested and stop wasting your time on a girl who tells you NO. This is why women think of males as being dumb they tell you they aren't interested and you continue to make something out of nothing.

#45 Posted by TheAcidSkull (15870 posts) - - Show Bio

@_gaff_: Dennis is a sociopath

and i love him for it :D

#46 Edited by InnerVenom123 (29330 posts) - - Show Bio

Jack off and cry until it fades.

Also, stop projecting your desires onto other people if they tell you there's nothing there.

#47 Posted by SC (11921 posts) - - Show Bio

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#48 Posted by TheAcidSkull (15870 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes, why give the guy some actual advise when you can tell him to jack off -_-

#49 Posted by MN_Logan (149 posts) - - Show Bio

Jerk off, move on.

#50 Edited by MonsterStomp (13031 posts) - - Show Bio

I have this huge crush on this girl in one of my classes. But she isn't interested in me and I cant stop thinking about her. She shows up in my dreams and its driving me mad. How do i get this girl out of my head?

I feel your pain. I had a crush, I actually dated her for two amazing weeks, then I just couldn't get over her. Heck even when I think about her I fall head over heels. Just give it time. It's the best thing. That and try to avoid her. Of course if she talks to you, just make the conversation quick. Shut your feelings for her off or at least pretend to shut your feelings for her off. After a while you can walk passed her down the hall and not look back.