How Do You Declare Your Love For Somebody

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How must this go about as in a romantic manner.
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#2  Edited By castleking

by declaring your love.
i personally make a fool of myself in public girls like that shizz........

  

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#3  Edited By DH69
@castleking said:
by declare your love.
i personally make a fool of myself in public girls like that shizz........

  

this...
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#4  Edited By sesquipedalophobe

Sneezing, runny nose, aching, sore throat, headaches and the chills.

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#5  Edited By goldenshot80
@DH69 said:

@castleking said:

by declare your love.
i personally make a fool of myself in public girls like that shizz........

  

this...
LOL
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#6  Edited By Shadow_Thief

I don't think there's any "general" way to go about doing this; people vary too much. What would sweep one person off their feet would get you maced by another.

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#7  Edited By TheBatman586

From a safe distance ;)

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@Shadow_Thief said:
I don't think there's any "general" way to go about doing this; people vary too much. What would sweep one person off their feet would get you maced by another.

shes my girlfriend but I wanna do something that proves for a fact that I love her
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#9  Edited By sesquipedalophobe
@slacker the hacker: Tell her you're in lesbians with her, just to keep it nerdy.
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#10  Edited By Shadow_Thief
@slacker the hacker: Well, I would do it in way that demonstrates your understanding of her. Tie it in to something she really likes. Prepare her favorite food, take her to her favorite restaurant or to see her favorite band perform. If you have a special place (where you met, first kissed, etc.), you can tell her there.
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@Shadow_Thief said:
@slacker the hacker: Well, I would do it in way that demonstrates your understanding of her. Tie it in to something she really likes. Prepare her favorite food, take her to her favorite restaurant or to see her favorite band perform. If you have a special place (where you met, first kissed, etc.), you can tell her there.

Not a bad idea at all but the Band thing will be hard to perform
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#12  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator


"I love you."

 

/thread

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#13  Edited By Shadow_Thief
@slacker the hacker: Well, it's just one angle. As long as it's something that has meaning to her and shows that you've taken the trouble to really get to know her, it will help your case. ;)
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#14  Edited By Lance Uppercut
@goldenshot80 said:
@DH69 said:

@castleking said:

by declare your love.
i personally make a fool of myself in public girls like that shizz........

  

this...
LOL
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Publicly, so they look like an inhuman monster if they turn you down.

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#16  Edited By Billy Batson

love me or else...
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#17  Edited By rogue_mar1e
@k4tzm4n said:


"I love you."

 

/thread

Haha, this ~
It's a no-brainer
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#18  Edited By Fatal

Through a cheesy yet classic love song. Performed in full public view with an accompanying dance number.

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#19  Edited By TheSpiritStalker

I once told a girl that I love her...on FaceBook and it ended exactly how I wanted - In tears. I suggest you do it in person after a day out (that way she'll see how nice you are) and then "I think I'm falling in love with you." Then there's silence and then the answer.

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Sometimes you don't even need to say you love a woman for her to see it. Play a song that has meaning to you, take her by the hand and dance till she stops nagging. If she maces you, it was never meant to be.

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#21  Edited By castleking
@slacker the hacker said:

How must this go about as in a romantic manner.

well aside from the adorable baby name that you give her..

i personally once hired a dancing singing bear with flowers but it was during valentines.... it was awesome but when the bear started to get the love that was rightfully mine i pushed him away and broke it down.

she loved that shite... i find humor helps a lot.

  
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Anonymously by stealing her favorite painting in the world ever, writing her name on it backwards with your blood. When I mean anonymously, I just mean at initially. Once the police analyze the DNA, she will be able to tell it was you, who sent her this unique and original gift. Well, unless you are not on the DNA databank thing a mah jig. In that case you might want to dress up as Kermit the Frog and go and spear tackle Charlie Sheen while he is in front of a large gathering of people and humans. 

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#23  Edited By Caligula

I leave her a trail of gummy bears (she's rather fat), and she follows them to the backyard where I've dug a hole and filled with urine and poop. and covered it in sticks and leaves. then she falls in, and I come out to her rescue. Looking like a hero.

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#24  Edited By Billy Batson
@Caligula said:
I leave her a trail of gummy bears (she's rather fat), and she follows them to the backyard where I've dug a hole and filled with urine and poop. and covered it in sticks and leaves. then she falls in, and I come out to her rescue. Looking like a hero.

LMAO

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#25  Edited By realsilverjunk

Just tell them I love them. 

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@realsilverjunk: And then punch them in the gut?
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#27  Edited By biggkeem89

If you don't mind me asking, how old are the both of you? That can definitely affect the way you do things. You could always just say those words, but they can be difficult to say(I'm in a similar situation myself.) Personally, I'm particular to using poetry myself, or saying it after fixing her a nice dinner( the willingness to cook is a signifier of one's dedication especially for a male).

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#28  Edited By BiteMe-Fanboy

Hit her upside the head with a club. Then drag her by her hair back to your cave

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#29  Edited By realsilverjunk
@sesquipedalophobe said:
@realsilverjunk: And then punch them in the gut?
If the moment call for it lol. Better yet, she pushes me up against the wall, whispers it into my ear, and starts ravening me like an animal. 8D
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#30  Edited By Shadowdoggy

I was drunk and half asleep when I told my bf that I loved him for the first time

and I did it while drunkenly wrapping my arm around his face and nearly smothering him (as I tend to do sometimes when I'm sleepy)

and the next day I told him "oh yeah, I DO kinda remember that. Well, sorry...but I meant it....the love part not the smothering thing...."

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One time, my ex-girlfriend and I went to Subway because we got coupons in the mail (something about free somethings with a purchase). When we finally got there the girl behind the register asked if I wanted extra everything on my sandwich and completely ignored my ex. In the end, I experienced more olives, turkey, provolone, vinegar and oil than any man should rightfully eat. It was like a sandwich explosion in my stomach. By all rights, I should have proposed to the sandwich.

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#32  Edited By cyberninja

Serve her my heart on a plate?  

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I don't show love I show affection :P but when I show my affection for someone it's normally with a hug or a kiss or sweet words. I'm learning that some people don't share my views on displays of affection.

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#34  Edited By EdwardWindsor

Make them an awesome dinner thats never failed for me lol

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#36  Edited By CATPANEXE

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#37  Edited By ARMIV

Look her in the eyes and tell her from your heart.

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#38  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt

Prepare yourself for FadeToBlackBolt's guide to being an overly romantic twit;

  1. Find out her favourite type of poem
  2. Write a poem declaring your love in this style
  3. Organise a room in your house in the following manner:
  • Have the entrance covered in either roses or a red "carpet"
  • Dim lighting, preferably with one or two "dancing" lights
  • Dress in formal wear, and advise her to do the same
  • Have her favourite love song playing
  1. Give her above poem along with a single flower, preferably her favourite. But it has to be a nice flower, if it's just some crappy rose you stole from your neighbour's bush on the walk home, it's best to go without. 
  2. Ask her to slow-dance
  3. Tell her you love her
  4. End scene.

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#39  Edited By Mr. Mercury

I say I love you the first time I "declare" it to her.


After that I just say why every time. 

I love (Insert her traits and features that you love about her here)
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#40  Edited By Caligula
@FadeToBlackBolt said:
Prepare yourself for FadeToBlackBolt's guide to being an overly romantic twit;

  1. Find out her favourite type of poem
  2. Write a poem declaring your love in this style
  3. Organise a room in your house in the following manner:
  • Have the entrance covered in either roses or a red "carpet"
  • Dim lighting, preferably with one or two "dancing" lights
  • Dress in formal wear, and advise her to do the same
  • Have her favourite love song playing
  1. Give her above poem along with a single flower, preferably her favourite. But it has to be a nice flower, if it's just some crappy rose you stole from your neighbour's bush on the walk home, it's best to go without. 
  2. Ask her to slow-dance
  3. Tell her you love her
  4. End scene.

you mean you don't even involve the occasional Falcon Punch? But How?
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#41  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
@Caligula: It's too confined an area. Afterwards, you can jack her in the jaw and say thanks for coming out :P
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The best way a woman can tell you she loves you back is by restraining order. Playing hard to get has become so damned complicated.

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#43  Edited By Caligula
@FadeToBlackBolt said:
@Caligula: It's too confined an area. Afterwards, you can jack her in the jaw and say thanks for coming out :P
lol.
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#44  Edited By buttersdaman000

With a boombox