How do you approach a girl that you like?

Keep patting your leg indicating how big your junk is

@ SWAGGA BOY


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No, you have to whip out your junk and ask her should you get circumsized. lol It's a hit at parties.

Smell her hair.

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Smell her hair.

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"No, you have to whip out your junk and ask her should you get circumsized. lol It's a hit at parties."

"John Valentine said:

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Smell her hair.

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i always kinda found that odd"

"Greystone said:

"No, you have to whip out your junk and ask her should you get circumsized. lol It's a hit at parties."

locked up"

haha

lol it's ironic but i never had a gf. interesting....

Put on a withe shirt then pour cold water on yourself and then approach the lady, girl, howver you want to call her.

zzzzzz

hey lil mama how you doin

lmao jk

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Put on a withe shirt then pour cold water on yourself and then approach the lady, girl, howver you want to call her.

zzzzzz

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"Unbelonger said:

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Put on a withe shirt then pour cold water on yourself and then approach the lady, girl, howver you want to call her.

zzzzzz

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lol i have no trouble talking to women. I just got this....small tiny bit of fear of women when it comes to relationships.....just tiny. Which is why i do one night stands then anything else. "

Well another hard thing when it comes to this is COMPETITION, that is another thing i need super help with, i can talk to girls but the problem is her friends, what if i decided to ask but everybody around her gives you the look and you froze out of pressure, how do you get to talk alone?

Nerx said:

"Well another hard thing when it comes to this is COMPETITION, that is another thing i need super help with, i can talk to girls but the problem is her friends, what if i decided to ask but everybody around her gives you the look and you froze out of pressure, how do you get to talk alone?"

if you can get a girl and her friends to like you you've won the game. so just give it a try. confidence is key.

but if you need some alone time, get a wingman.

a wingman's purpose is to let you have that alone time.

OMG men, just be yourselves, talk to her get to know her be honest.. its all you need...

"Mistress Redhead said:

"OMG men, just be yourselves, talk to her get to know her be honest.. its all you need..."

unless honesty requires you unveil your flaws...save that till after your bound by holy matrimony"

You just walk right up to her, slug her in the arm, & ask "what up, bitch?" Just kidding, that's what I've seen guys do with their friends though.

Usually waving a video game infront of my face & asking me if I wanna play works.

"xXi0RIXx, the Japanese guy your icon is of is really cute. What glam rock band is he from?"

"#WOOT WOOT!
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you go up to her and do something like this

this is the ultimate pick up line that works everytime!

hey baby, could you help me with some maths homework?

why dont we start by adding together,
subtracting these clothes
dividing those legs
and multiplying

equals laid everytime! :P

"you go up to her and do something like this

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Approach her with this line, "The reason you're not grief stricken right now is because I chose not to murder your family. I think you owe me a date, or sex, or both at the same time."

SLIP HER A ROOFI

"SLIP HER A ROOFI"

Maybe if you say something like... "Do I have to ask you what time is it, so I can get to know your name?" You'll get either a very good response or a realy bad one.

zzzzzz

Try this:
You know what would look good on that neck of yours? A sharpened axe.

Tap her on her shoulder. Then gesture towards your friend and say "haaaaaveeee ya met Ted?"

"Tap her on her shoulder. Then gesture towards your friend and say "haaaaaveeee ya met Ted?""

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FLASH HER YOUR .9

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Hmmm, lets see.... Take a deep breath. Walk up to her. Use your surroundings to make a conversation or something funny to say. Introduce yourself. Be yourself.

"pixelized said:

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FLASH HER YOUR .9

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That's how i met my wife!"

Hypnosis

"inferiorego said:

"pixelized said:

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FLASH HER YOUR .9

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That's how i met my wife!"

Awwwwww. Congrats to the happy couple"

Grab her azz and say, "What's up with that azz? Can I get some?"

"Grab her azz and say, "What's up with that azz? Can I get some?""

Trip her "accidentally," then make sure you apologize (possibly profusely, no guarantees as to how much apologizing is good), help her up, and introduce yourself. It helps to be at a setting where people might introduce themselves (like a party or social gathering).

Or you could follow the walrus's guide to getting the girl. lionheart should have that one.

Or you could come up with your own individual style of getting to know the person, then move from there.

TIP: DON'T PICK UP GIRLS FROM GAY BARS. THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT GIRLS.

I ask a question I already know.

More in the manner of asking for help with homework or asking for the time, even though I have a watch. I just hide it.

I just don't focus on getting a girl. It's not that important. There are plenty of attractive girls at my school, but I'm not really interested in any of them.

Men?

"Men?"

"Slinger said:

"Men?"

Nope, I don't swing that way."