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#1 Edited by ImNemotheGemini (845 posts) - - Show Bio

So how did it happen ?

How old were you ?

Where ?

Day, time, hour, etc ?

If before you moved away from home, did your parent or guardian find il out ? If so, how ?

Has it even happened yet ?

I'll go first !

Keep answers clean !

#2 Edited by ImNemotheGemini (845 posts) - - Show Bio

So I was 15.. It was summer break and my girlfriend of 6 months decided she was ready ! It was in my house with parents gone..t (we didn't work out n broke up 6 months later)

My mom asked me if I was a virgin when I was 16 n I don't like to lie to her, so I told the truth.. Lol she clowned me for a week !

#3 Posted by Reignmaker (2227 posts) - - Show Bio
#4 Posted by The Stegman (23008 posts) - - Show Bio

I was 17, I left it on the bus, and when I went back to get it, it was gone. Still haven't found it yet.

#5 Posted by ImNemotheGemini (845 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Edited by Immortal777 (6844 posts) - - Show Bio

Online
#7 Posted by OverLordArhas (7549 posts) - - Show Bio

I was 17, I left it on the bus, and when I went back to get it, it was gone. Still haven't found it yet.

Good one guys

#8 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (9437 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris.

#9 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

I f**ked a guy. That's how.

19.

My house.

This is getting scarily specific.

No, no one found out.

Has what even happened yet?

#10 Posted by addikhabbo (140 posts) - - Show Bio

HEHEHE>

#11 Edited by TifaLockhart (14012 posts) - - Show Bio

When I was ten I fell on a fencepost...

#12 Edited by Joygirl (18453 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends on your definition of virginity. Either 16, or... not 16. Going with 16, it happened in a shed outside of my work, on our 15-minute break. We were caught by a co-worker in the act.

#13 Posted by _Black (2302 posts) - - Show Bio

When I was ten I fell on a fencepost...

Not many posts can make me legitimately lol, but you sir, are a winner.

#14 Posted by WillPayton (9141 posts) - - Show Bio

Prison rape when I was 18.

Not going to say if I was the giver or the receiver.

#15 Posted by TheFirstLantern (1476 posts) - - Show Bio

Hasn't even happened yet.

#16 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3286 posts) - - Show Bio

I was 16....we started to touch each other...

Still a better love story than Twilight

#17 Posted by TJSH96 (773 posts) - - Show Bio

What is the point of posting this on comic-vine? Comic-vine isn't the site for sexually aroused individuals, this site is not about that.

#18 Posted by TifaLockhart (14012 posts) - - Show Bio
#19 Edited by MonsterStomp (15778 posts) - - Show Bio

Is this appropriate even?

#20 Posted by Bruxae (12546 posts) - - Show Bio

When I was 5 and my uncle babysit me.

#21 Edited by TheAcidSkull (17245 posts) - - Show Bio

Georgian Tradition, man.

Thats how.

#22 Posted by Chaos Prime (10842 posts) - - Show Bio

At 14 i ran away & joined the local circus.I used to help setting up the stage etc etc But Instead of being payed for my hard labour with $$$ the circus Master would send the Bearded Lady & the siamese twins to pay me in Love.

Happy Days ;)

#23 Posted by cameron83 (6622 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh my.......

#24 Edited by laflux (14109 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't believe in affectionate physical contact until Marriage........

right @lykopis?

#25 Posted by laflux (14109 posts) - - Show Bio

@bruxae said:

When I was 5 and my uncle babysit me.

If that's a joke, then you've just out-gunned me. Bravo good lady =D.

#26 Posted by judasnixon (6168 posts) - - Show Bio

Dolphin rape.......

#27 Edited by wildvine (8300 posts) - - Show Bio

I left it at the laundry mat with my purse.

#28 Posted by batmannflash (6187 posts) - - Show Bio

oh....

#29 Posted by Captainamerica119 (200 posts) - - Show Bio

I am surprised this hasn't gotten locked yet

#30 Edited by wildvine (8300 posts) - - Show Bio

Is this appropriate even?

It won't be for long.

#31 Posted by SmoothJammin (2332 posts) - - Show Bio

She drugged me

#32 Posted by LimpoyzLoan (1630 posts) - - Show Bio

I had sex. It was good. I like sex.

#33 Posted by frogdog (3236 posts) - - Show Bio

Some girl asked if wanted hot coffee

#34 Posted by Riot_Sqrrl (262 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, first the penis enters the vagina. Then, a whole lot of jerky motion--kind of like a seizure--occurs. And then, had it not been for a latex barricade provided by the good people at Trojan, the penis would have ejaculated into the afore-mentioned v (not for vendetta), and fertilized the waiting egg to give everyone's parents' a breakfast surprise. Because that rubber was there, it just resulted in a traumatic disposal story more horrid than the actual event. I was 15 the first time I had sex with someone with lady parts, and 16 or 17 with a boy person. Now, I just drink lots of water.

#35 Posted by Lvenger (18226 posts) - - Show Bio

#36 Posted by wildvine (8300 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, first the penis enters the vagina. Then, a whole lot of jerky motion--kind of like a seizure--occurs. And then, had it not been for a latex barricade provided by the good people at Trojan, the penis would have ejaculated into the afore-mentioned v (not for vendetta), and fertilized the waiting egg to give everyone's parents' a breakfast surprise. Because that rubber was there, it just resulted in a traumatic disposal story more horrid than the actual event. I was 15 the first time I had sex with someone with lady parts, and 16 or 17 with a boy person. Now, I just drink lots of water.

I heard nothing about a big white bird....

#37 Posted by Pyrogram (35035 posts) - - Show Bio
Battle of the attempted failed jokes in this thread

#38 Edited by wildvine (8300 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram said:
Battle of the attempted failed jokes in this thread

Hey! Non-virgins only.

#39 Edited by Riot_Sqrrl (262 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine, I do not condone beastiality. Storks are only good for bringing me Vlassic pickles for sandwiches.

#40 Edited by wildvine (8300 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine, I do not condone beastiality. Storks are only good for bringing me Vlassic pickles for sandwiches.

Pickles for......

#41 Posted by biggkeem89 (1420 posts) - - Show Bio

I refuse to say how old I was. But for me, my sister's roommate and I had been getting close for a few months, but I never sensed any attraction from here. So, then on New Year's, she got drunk, and came on to me really strong. Being the gentleman I am, I turned her down, not wanting to be a drunken mistake, since she was my friends and all. So, about a week later, she calls me to go out with her and her friends. She proceeded to by me drink after drink, hoping if I was drunk, I would give in(She didn't have to try. I had already made my decision as soon as she had called me). We got home, and I put her to bed, and went to get her some water(she had been drinking and I wanted to keep her from having a hangover), and when I came back, she had gotten nude, and said I looked like I was cold(I was wearing a 3 piece suit lol) and to come get under the covers. Next thing I know, the deed was being done. Lasted about 6 hours. It was crazy

#42 Edited by Riot_Sqrrl (262 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: Sandwiches, you evil harlot! Just sandwiches! lol Also, Superman armwrestling with Green Lantern in a "how did you lose your virginity" thread seems vaguely metaphorical of self-love. It's okay, @pyrogram. There's a reason Hal Jordan has never been bothered by bastard children or STDs. I mean, he's as narcissistic as Tony Stark, so masturbation--especially in light of Carol's Star Sapphire/Predator-iness-- is tots logical to ensure he gets affection from someone he loves.

#43 Posted by Pyrogram (35035 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@pyrogram said:
Battle of the attempted failed jokes in this thread

Hey! Non-virgins only.

I'm sorry I'll leave >.

@wildvine said:

@pyrogram said:
Battle of the attempted failed jokes in this thread

Hey! Non-virgins only.

grrr

#44 Posted by wildvine (8300 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (4880 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask your mom

#46 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio
#47 Edited by CheeseSticks (2377 posts) - - Show Bio

So how did it happen ?

How old were you ?

Where ?

Day, time, hour, etc ?

If before you moved away from home, did your parent or guardian find il out ? If so, how ?

Has it even happened yet ?

I'll go first !

Keep answers clean !

In my car, at 2ham i was 15 and she was 17. My parents find out because she was my girlfriend. My dad was happy for me but my mother thought i was too young for this.

#48 Posted by ImNemotheGemini (845 posts) - - Show Bio
#49 Posted by Riot_Sqrrl (262 posts) - - Show Bio
#50 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

Fell on a fence post.