How could Bane beat Superman?

Answer: Easy, Superman just has to sleep in a dark cave for a week and come out that night.

Any other answers?

Injustice.

he can't. I don't see anyway Bane would beat Superman. Sleeping in a dark cave would do nothing. Superman has lived on Earth for 30 years and has absorbed 30 years worth of yellow solar energy. he is stronger and faster than Bane by an amount that can't be measured

Bane sneaks up on him at night. Superman dodges his punches, grabs him, and breaks Bane's back.

@batmannflash: Ok, the point of this thread is to establish ways Bane can beat Superman, regardless of how rediculous the way is.

Well technically if I was playing as Bane in Injustice : Gods Among Us I could easily beat Superman as the CPU...

:P

@cybrilious4: I'm sorry, but there is no way Bane could beat Superman. Unless he used kryptonite, or red solar energy. but that tactic has been done many times . why would you want to purposely create a ridiculous answer that makes no sense whatsoever?

An act of God is the only way Bane would win.

a whose face can break fastest contest , no matter the outcome bane wins

@king_saturn: CPU's on "very hard"

*mind blown*

it's still possible

If Bane is the host of the Spectre

@king_saturn: yep, oh and do you play on XBoX or PS3?

Bane somehow becomes a green lantern and then murders 20 green lanterns taking each of their rings.

Or if superman had a heart attack.

Superman had a super taco. In turn giving him super diarrhea. He would be to weak to fight bane.

Go back to silver age, come back with gold kryptonite and wala

Okay, Bane injects himself with venom laced with kryptonite, this causes him to be poisonous to Superman whenever he gets into close range. By the time Superman notices that Bane's got Kryptonite in his system, he's already done for.

@cybrilious4:

Venom injects himself with kryptonite and kills Superman.

If bane has a lantern ring... Or two... Or more...

XBOX 360

And then bane dies of cancer

Haha! So true....

He couldn't.

Yeah well, I'm sure he'd die happy.

Kryptonite.

@innervenom123: He has too here and the reason can be very ridiculous.

@king_saturn: Same

Bane makes his famous spicy shark tacos and gives Superman explosive diarrhea, which dehydrates the Man of Steel to death and the bowel movements create a new Grand Canyon where Metropolis use to be.

wow so much imagination, I'll try to think of a way to that isn't completely dumb.

I think if Batman can think of a way to beat Supes, Bane could too. Maybe he teams up with Metallo, or uses Lois as bait, has kryptonite laced with kryptonite. Maybe Bane couldn't actually beat or kill Superman, but if written right, I think Bane could give Superman some trouble. Bane would have to have that infamous "prep" and some how out smart Superman.

Bane magically acquires toon force.

Batman did figure out how to beat Superman, Its called Kryptonite.

@joshmightbe: Too bad kryptonite is inconsistent and it depends on the plot for it to be deadly or not...writers need to make kryptonite more consistent.

@sandman_: I'm just saying that's the only way Bane has any hope of actually beating Superman

would take a lot longer than a week lol....he was hidden away from the sun for five days and was still able to lift the earths weight. And when batman had his powers and only operated in the dark for weeks it took a full body drop kick to the face from nightwing just to cause him to move, and after that he got his arms broken and almost killed lol

Bane kills Batman, kills Alfred, takes Batman's Kryptonite, waits a few days for Superman to come looking for Batman, then kills Superman. That would also give other DC characters more books.

@novarichrider: Of course if this is New 52 then Wonder Woman would track Bane down and brutally murder him for killing her boy friend.

Bane would have to encounter Superman in a depowered state or use Kryptonite.

@joshmightbe: that's Bane's problem - who do you think will step up for DC when Bane, Batman, and Superman are dead

by threatening to kill ma/pa kent and making superman break his oath

@novarichrider: My hope Captain Marvel (Billy) and Green Arrow step up to fill out the new trinity tho instead of New 52 GA they jump dimensions and bring pre flashpoint Ollie back.

Same way he beats TOAA, he hits him with a reality bending back breaker :)

Red Solar Radiation, Kryptonite.

Did you forget that Superman benched the world for practically a week (5 days), without sun? This plan would fail so hard.

A heavy dose of PIS

If someone like Lex noticed Bane's skill he could provide Bane with gadgets and equipment and with about 1 week prep he could devise a way to break the MoS. With no PIS.