#1 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

Answer: Easy, Superman just has to sleep in a dark cave for a week and come out that night.

#2 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

Any other answers?

#3 Posted by TifaLockhart (13975 posts) - - Show Bio

Injustice.

#4 Edited by batmannflash (6166 posts) - - Show Bio

he can't. I don't see anyway Bane would beat Superman. Sleeping in a dark cave would do nothing. Superman has lived on Earth for 30 years and has absorbed 30 years worth of yellow solar energy. he is stronger and faster than Bane by an amount that can't be measured

#5 Edited by batmannflash (6166 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane sneaks up on him at night. Superman dodges his punches, grabs him, and breaks Bane's back.

#6 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

@batmannflash: Ok, the point of this thread is to establish ways Bane can beat Superman, regardless of how rediculous the way is.

#7 Edited by King Saturn (223716 posts) - - Show Bio

Well technically if I was playing as Bane in Injustice : Gods Among Us I could easily beat Superman as the CPU...

:P

#8 Posted by batmannflash (6166 posts) - - Show Bio

@cybrilious4: I'm sorry, but there is no way Bane could beat Superman. Unless he used kryptonite, or red solar energy. but that tactic has been done many times . why would you want to purposely create a ridiculous answer that makes no sense whatsoever?

#9 Posted by Ms. Omega (4366 posts) - - Show Bio

An act of God is the only way Bane would win.

#10 Posted by SoA (4670 posts) - - Show Bio

a whose face can break fastest contest , no matter the outcome bane wins

#11 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by King Saturn (223716 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Edited by joeagentofhand1 (4362 posts) - - Show Bio

If Bane is the host of the Spectre

#15 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane somehow becomes a green lantern and then murders 20 green lanterns taking each of their rings.

Or if superman had a heart attack.

#17 Posted by AllStarSuperman (19484 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman had a super taco. In turn giving him super diarrhea. He would be to weak to fight bane.

#18 Posted by russellmania77 (14400 posts) - - Show Bio

Go back to silver age, come back with gold kryptonite and wala

#19 Posted by knightofthechronicle (638 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay, Bane injects himself with venom laced with kryptonite, this causes him to be poisonous to Superman whenever he gets into close range. By the time Superman notices that Bane's got Kryptonite in his system, he's already done for.

#20 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (5853 posts) - - Show Bio

@cybrilious4:

Venom injects himself with kryptonite and kills Superman.

#21 Edited by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

If bane has a lantern ring... Or two... Or more...

#22 Edited by King Saturn (223716 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by Stormbox (2001 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay, Bane injects himself with venom laced with kryptonite, this causes him to be poisonous to Superman whenever he gets into close range. By the time Superman notices that Bane's got Kryptonite in his system, he's already done for.

@cybrilious4:

Venom injects himself with kryptonite and kills Superman.

And then bane dies of cancer

#24 Edited by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

@stormbox said:

@knightofthechronicle said:

Okay, Bane injects himself with venom laced with kryptonite, this causes him to be poisonous to Superman whenever he gets into close range. By the time Superman notices that Bane's got Kryptonite in his system, he's already done for.

@madeinbangladesh said:

@cybrilious4:

Venom injects himself with kryptonite and kills Superman.

And then bane dies of cancer

Haha! So true....

#25 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

He couldn't.

#26 Posted by knightofthechronicle (638 posts) - - Show Bio

@stormbox said:

@knightofthechronicle said:

Okay, Bane injects himself with venom laced with kryptonite, this causes him to be poisonous to Superman whenever he gets into close range. By the time Superman notices that Bane's got Kryptonite in his system, he's already done for.

@madeinbangladesh said:

@cybrilious4:

Venom injects himself with kryptonite and kills Superman.

And then bane dies of cancer

Haha! So true....

Yeah well, I'm sure he'd die happy.

#27 Posted by joshmightbe (24434 posts) - - Show Bio

Kryptonite.

#28 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

@innervenom123: He has too here and the reason can be very ridiculous.

#29 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

Kryptonite.

Anything short of this would end in total failure.

#30 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Posted by Bogey (930 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane makes his famous spicy shark tacos and gives Superman explosive diarrhea, which dehydrates the Man of Steel to death and the bowel movements create a new Grand Canyon where Metropolis use to be.

#32 Edited by ccraft (5014 posts) - - Show Bio

wow so much imagination, I'll try to think of a way to that isn't completely dumb.

I think if Batman can think of a way to beat Supes, Bane could too. Maybe he teams up with Metallo, or uses Lois as bait, has kryptonite laced with kryptonite. Maybe Bane couldn't actually beat or kill Superman, but if written right, I think Bane could give Superman some trouble. Bane would have to have that infamous "prep" and some how out smart Superman.

#33 Edited by HBKTimHBK (5240 posts) - - Show Bio
#34 Edited by AnyWhichWayButUp (760 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane magically acquires toon force.

#35 Posted by joshmightbe (24434 posts) - - Show Bio

@ccraft said:

wow so much imagination, I'll try to think of a way to that isn't completely dumb.

I think if Batman can think of a way to beat Supes, Bane could too. Maybe he teams up with Metallo, or uses Lois as bait, has kryptonite laced with kryptonite. Maybe Bane couldn't actually beat or kill Superman, but if written right, I think Bane could give Superman some trouble. Bane would have to have that infamous "prep" and some how out smart Superman.

Batman did figure out how to beat Superman, Its called Kryptonite.

#36 Edited by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Posted by SandMan_ (4528 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: Too bad kryptonite is inconsistent and it depends on the plot for it to be deadly or not...writers need to make kryptonite more consistent.

#38 Posted by joshmightbe (24434 posts) - - Show Bio

@sandman_: I'm just saying that's the only way Bane has any hope of actually beating Superman

#39 Edited by w0nd (2708 posts) - - Show Bio

@cybrilious4 said:

Answer: Easy, Superman just has to sleep in a dark cave for a week and come out that night.

would take a lot longer than a week lol....he was hidden away from the sun for five days and was still able to lift the earths weight. And when batman had his powers and only operated in the dark for weeks it took a full body drop kick to the face from nightwing just to cause him to move, and after that he got his arms broken and almost killed lol

#40 Edited by NovaRichRider (327 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane kills Batman, kills Alfred, takes Batman's Kryptonite, waits a few days for Superman to come looking for Batman, then kills Superman. That would also give other DC characters more books.

#41 Posted by joshmightbe (24434 posts) - - Show Bio

@novarichrider: Of course if this is New 52 then Wonder Woman would track Bane down and brutally murder him for killing her boy friend.

#42 Posted by PowerHerc (80692 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane would have to encounter Superman in a depowered state or use Kryptonite.

#43 Posted by NovaRichRider (327 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: that's Bane's problem - who do you think will step up for DC when Bane, Batman, and Superman are dead

#44 Posted by Strongarm (5856 posts) - - Show Bio

by threatening to kill ma/pa kent and making superman break his oath

#45 Edited by joshmightbe (24434 posts) - - Show Bio

@novarichrider: My hope Captain Marvel (Billy) and Green Arrow step up to fill out the new trinity tho instead of New 52 GA they jump dimensions and bring pre flashpoint Ollie back.

#46 Edited by Pipxeroth (500 posts) - - Show Bio

Same way he beats TOAA, he hits him with a reality bending back breaker :)

#47 Edited by THEOCITYLEGEND (1149 posts) - - Show Bio

Red Solar Radiation, Kryptonite.

#48 Edited by MonsterStomp (15163 posts) - - Show Bio

Answer: Easy, Superman just has to sleep in a dark cave for a week and come out that night.

Did you forget that Superman benched the world for practically a week (5 days), without sun? This plan would fail so hard.

#49 Edited by SuperDrummer (721 posts) - - Show Bio

A heavy dose of PIS

#50 Posted by ULTRAstarkiller (5742 posts) - - Show Bio

If someone like Lex noticed Bane's skill he could provide Bane with gadgets and equipment and with about 1 week prep he could devise a way to break the MoS. With no PIS.