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#51  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
 Billy said:
"I thought 14 was the new 18? jk"
It is.
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#52  Edited By Billy

O.o`? pedo much?

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#53  Edited By cly

I thought kindergarten was the new high school. j/k lol XD

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#54  Edited By cpt_linger
Static Shock said:
"cpt_linger said:
"not at all? for a 52 year old woman.... look at her for god sakes! put a back pack on her and you could send her to school no one would tell the difference (unless they got up reeeeaaaal close lol)"
Kim Catrall isn't beautiful."

READ THE DAM THREAD TITLES FOOL! IT SAYS "HOTTEST" NOT BEAUTIFUL!
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#55  Edited By Static Shock
cpt_linger said:
"READ THE DAM THREAD TITLES FOOL! IT SAYS "HOTTEST" NOT BEAUTIFUL!"

They have the same damn meaning, you idiot. Accept the fact that Kim Catrall is ugly. What are you mad for? You'll never have a chance with her anyway, so stop defending her as if she engaged to you. LOL.
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#56  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
Static Shock said:
"cpt_linger said:
"READ THE DAM THREAD TITLES FOOL! IT SAYS "HOTTEST" NOT BEAUTIFUL!"

They have the same damn meaning, you idiot. Accept the fact that Kim Catrall is ugly. What are you mad for? You'll never have a chance with her anyway, so stop defending her as if she engaged to you. LOL."
I can't breathe..LMFAO.
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#57  Edited By inferiorego  Staff

Bea Arthur

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#58  Edited By cpt_linger
Vance Astro said:
"Static Shock said:
"cpt_linger said:
"READ THE DAM THREAD TITLES FOOL! IT SAYS "HOTTEST" NOT BEAUTIFUL!"

They have the same damn meaning, you idiot. Accept the fact that Kim Catrall is ugly. What are you mad for? You'll never have a chance with her anyway, so stop defending her as if she engaged to you. LOL."
I can't breathe..LMFAO."
Definitions:

Hottest - Superlative form of hot
Beautiful -
Delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

your move genius

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#59  Edited By Static Shock
cpt_linger said:
"Definitions:

Hottest - Superlative form of hot
Beautiful -
Delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

your move genius

In terms of attractiveness, someone being labeled as either hot or beautiful is the same thing. I don't understand why you're getting intelligent all of a sudden. And, for no reason. Common sense would tell you what it means for someone to be hot, in terms of being attractive. And, Vance was laughing at you, not me...
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#60  Edited By cpt_linger
Static Shock said:
"cpt_linger said:
"Definitions:

Hottest - Superlative form of hot
Beautiful -
Delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

your move genius

In terms of attractiveness, someone being labeled as either hot or beautiful is the same thing. I don't understand why you're getting intelligent all of a sudden. And, for no reason. Common sense would tell you what it means for someone to be hot, in terms of being attractive. And, Vance was laughing at you, not me..."
hot and beautiful are very different things. beautiful can be someone you look at and go "wow, she is really beautiful... like... Jennifer Garner, where as when you see someone who is hot you think "I'd totally f*#k that!" someone like... Megan Fox

Don't get me wrong I'd tap that Alias bitch, but Megatron? damn she fine!

dont get ur panties in a twist static, this is all just text dont take it to heart.
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#61  Edited By Static Shock
cpt_linger said:
"hot and beautiful are very different things. beautiful can be someone you look at and go "wow, she is really beautiful... like... Jennifer Garner, where as when you see someone who is hot you think "I'd totally f*#k that!" someone like... Megan Fox

Don't get me wrong I'd tap that Alias bitch, but Megatron? damn she fine!

dont get ur panties in a twist static, this is all just text dont take it to heart."

They're the same, pimptight. And, please. It's always the same people that assume someone gets angry over forum posts. Must I put a smiley face after my posts to show I'm not mad? Get real. Aren't you the one that blew a tangent when I said Kim Catrall wasn't attractive? Looks like you're the one that's taking this to heart, buddy boy...
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#62  Edited By cpt_linger
Static Shock said:
"cpt_linger said:
"hot and beautiful are very different things. beautiful can be someone you look at and go "wow, she is really beautiful... like... Jennifer Garner, where as when you see someone who is hot you think "I'd totally f*#k that!" someone like... Megan Fox

Don't get me wrong I'd tap that Alias bitch, but Megatron? damn she fine!

dont get ur panties in a twist static, this is all just text dont take it to heart."

They're the same, pimptight. And, please. It's always the same people that assume someone gets angry over forum posts. Must I put a smiley face after my posts to show I'm not mad? Get real. Aren't you the one that blew a tangent when I said Kim Catrall wasn't attractive? Looks like you're the one that's taking this to heart, buddy boy..."
ease up turbo!!

i put the caps lock on to help you read, because clearly you have trouble reading. i respect your opinion of kim cattrall, you might not find her attractive, im sure a lot of ppl dont. but my god for 52.... 52 years old! i did not say she was beautiful, i did not say she was hot, my words were in exact for 52 she has got it goin on! doesn't she?
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#63  Edited By Static Shock
cpt_linger said:
"ease up turbo!!

i put the caps lock on to help you read, because clearly you have trouble reading. i respect your opinion of kim cattrall, you might not find her attractive, im sure a lot of ppl dont. but my god for 52.... 52 years old! i did not say she was beautiful, i did not say she was hot, my words were in exact for 52 she has got it goin on! doesn't she?"

For the last time... No. As for putting you post in caps, that was pointless...
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#64  Edited By cpt_linger
Static Shock said:
"cpt_linger said:
"ease up turbo!!

i put the caps lock on to help you read, because clearly you have trouble reading. i respect your opinion of kim cattrall, you might not find her attractive, im sure a lot of ppl dont. but my god for 52.... 52 years old! i did not say she was beautiful, i did not say she was hot, my words were in exact for 52 she has got it goin on! doesn't she?"

For the last time... No. As for putting you post in caps, that was pointless..."
Wow, you have very poor judgment on what people should look like at certain ages.
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#65  Edited By Pania

For some people just the number is the turn off. They assume anything over 30 or 40 or 50 is "Ewww! Yucky!" just because it is "old" in their eyes. They just can't get over the "old" thing.

Not realizing of course that people over 30 or 40 or 50 actually know what the heck they are doing, both with their clothes on...and not.

And as a woman, let me tell you, it does not matter how many times an 18 year old turn around in a night. Ten "1"s do not equal one "10."

More importantly, they know who they are and they know what the heck they want. They have their own lives with their own interests, and little patience with manufactured melodrama, so B.S. is at a minimum.

Give me an older man any day.

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#66  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
cpt_linger said:
"Vance Astro said:
"Static Shock said:
"cpt_linger said:
"READ THE DAM THREAD TITLES FOOL! IT SAYS "HOTTEST" NOT BEAUTIFUL!"

They have the same damn meaning, you idiot. Accept the fact that Kim Catrall is ugly. What are you mad for? You'll never have a chance with her anyway, so stop defending her as if she engaged to you. LOL."
I can't breathe..LMFAO."
Definitions:

Hottest - Superlative form of hot
Beautiful -
Delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

your move genius

"
Why did you quote me? I didn't say it...I just laughed.
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#67  Edited By pixelized
cpt_linger said:
"Even if her vag traffic rivals that of Heathrow airport, she's still got it goin on! and she's 52!!!
Kim Catrall
Kim Catrall
"
no
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#68  Edited By King_Saturn
Kim Catrall....hmmm... well she looked pretty good when she was on Police Academy back in 82'
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I've always liked Racquel Welch.

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#70  Edited By King_Saturn
The Time Keeper said:
"I've always liked Racquel Welch."
Hmm... Not too familiar with her
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#71  Edited By Paragon
inferiorego said:
"Bea Arthur"
I'm glad someone else beat me to it! Still surprised it took 3 pages for a sense of humour to make an appearance though...
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#72  Edited By Static Shock
cpt_linger said:
"Wow, you have very poor judgment on what people should look like at certain ages."

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Is it not? If I'm wrong, you must have the worst taste in women. You're obviously the only one in here that finds Kim Catrall attractive.
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#73  Edited By The 502 Kid
Light said:
"stacey dash"
hell yeah!!
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#74  Edited By King_Saturn
The 502 Kid said:
"Light said:
"stacey dash"
hell yeah!!"
Mhmmm...indeed
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I'd totally tap that a$$!
I'd totally tap that a$$!
Photoshop like a mofo but still hot as he
BTW she's 46! What happened to following the criteria.
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#76  Edited By Static Shock
Monica Bellucci. She's 44. Close enough.
Monica Bellucci. She's 44. Close enough.
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#77  Edited By King_Saturn
Oh Boy... Monica is indeed sexy

(=
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#78  Edited By Static Shock

King Saturn said:

"Oh Boy... Monica is indeed sexy

(=
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Her rack is off the chain....

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#79  Edited By King_Saturn
Static Shock said:
"

King Saturn said:

"Oh Boy... Monica is indeed sexy

(=
"

Her rack is off the chain....

"
YES IT IS
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I luuuuuuuuuuv bewbeees, XP

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#81  Edited By King_Saturn
Booster Gold Prime said:
"I luuuuuuuuuuv bewbeees, XP"
Ha Ha Ha  !
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#82  Edited By The 502 Kid
Booster Gold Prime said:
"I luuuuuuuuuuv bewbeees, XP"
my no 1 passion lol!
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#83  Edited By warlock360

aunt may

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#84  Edited By King_Saturn
Voidheart said:
"aunt may"
LMFAO !
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Static Shock said:
"Well, since everyone is naming women under 45.....

Cindy Margolis. She's 43
Cindy Margolis. She's 43
"
DEAR GOD
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#86  Edited By King_Saturn
I remember when Cindy Margolis was on Howard Stern a few years back when he had that show on E!. She was Hot As Hell on that show... havent really seen her since though

lol
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#87  Edited By cracks

Pictures of Vida Guerra please.

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#88  Edited By Static Shock
@cracks said:
" Pictures of Vida Guerra please. "
She's 35. 10 years under the requirement.
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#89  Edited By cracks
@Static Shock: lol?
 
Luscious Lopez then.
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#90  Edited By Static Shock
@cracks said:
" @Static Shock: lol?  Luscious Lopez then. "
How old is she?
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Hugh Laurie and if memory serves Joan Jett
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#92  Edited By cracks
@Static Shock: Monica Bellucci. 
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#93  Edited By chaos-soul

demi more

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#94  Edited By cracks

Caroline Pierce pictures.

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#96  Edited By Son_of_Magnus

 Julia Louis-Dreyfus
 
 

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#97  Edited By Static Shock
@cracks said:
" Caroline Pierce pictures. "
She's 35. LOL. Try getting someone at least 40.
 
@Emperor Gonzo Noir said:
"

 She's 34. LOL. Not gonna lie, though. She is hot, with a nice rack.
 
@Son_of_Magnus said:
"  Julia Louis-Dreyfus
 
  "

Awesome choice.
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#98  Edited By Static Shock

 Daisy Fuentes. She's 43, but she's close.
 Daisy Fuentes. She's 43, but she's close.
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#99  Edited By Lunacyde  Moderator

Olivia Newton John NO DOUBT IN MY MIND!

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#100  Edited By Tyler Starke
@Static Shock said:
"
 Daisy Fuentes. She's 43, but she's close.
 Daisy Fuentes. She's 43, but she's close.
"
She's 43 fu*******k that makes me feel old and i'm only 24