Okay, so I'm 14, and conferences were yesterday. I got a C on my report card, in math, my worst subject, and my parents flipped out. Grounded for a week? Acceptable, what NORMAL parents would do, but nope. Go higher.
2 weeks? Nuh-uh. More.
A month? 2 months? 6 months!? What!?
Now, by now, you're probably astonished already, but we're still not there yet.
A year. A full year. And remember, I live in the middle of f*ckig nowhere, so there aren't any fun places to go, things to do, or fiends within 30 miles of me.
And this isn't any average grounding, either. Lemme haut list off what all I'm losing here: All video games and my Xbox are getting sold, my PS3 and laptop, well my parents are keeping those for themselves and selling the old ps2 and desktop, my phone has been restricted to only being able to call or text my parents and 911, and my data shut off. So zero contact with anyone I know for the year.
I'm also being forced to run a schedule of get up, go to school, get home, go to sleep. Sleep from 4:00 PM to 7:00 am? Seems nice. If you're a comatose narcoleptic sleepwalker, that is.
Hmm, let's see.... Oh! Yeah, also, no TV or anything like that. Can't go outside, or I'll either freeze to death or get mauled by wild animals, and the only way I can be telling you all this is because I had this page loaded before the data shut off.
So not only am I grounded from absolutely everything ever for a solid year, some of my stuff isn't ever coming back, namely everything I own. So call it one of those "lifelong" groundings you hear about in movies and TV shows where they just unground themselves at age 18.
Well, what do you think? A bit too harsh? Well, considering I've had straight A's until now, I really do.
All that over a C? C'mon now.
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