Hitler on the Vine

What if Hitler never died? What if he was a member of Comic Vine? What if he never broke a rule? Would he be banned?

Off-Topic next time. Also we had a "Jetpack-Hitler" once, if that suffices.

this is so stupid.

@thetimestreamer: i actually imagined batman saying that

@thetimestreamer:

This is an important ethical dilemma that we as a community, must address.

Umm...hmm...no? I imagine after a while though that he'd starting ranting on about Magneto, Kitty Pride, Doctor Doom, Luke Cage, Black Panther, Kate Kane, Northstar, Shatterstar, and the list goes on....

Then he'd probably be banned...

It's been proven Hitler liked comics

@godtriggerhulk: He would get caught in real life way before we realized he was among us.

If he didn't break any rules then he would not be banned.

@awesam:

How much money and time do the world's governments spend looking for Hitler?

Would an average bystander really call the cops and say; "Send all available units! I just saw Hitler!"

More likely that the bystander would squint, shrug and walk away.

@godtriggerhulk: Yes, and we'll just accuse him of being a troll.

He'd obviously look like this

@awesam:

No, no, remember he is a good user of the Vine.

@godtriggerhulk: But how do we know he's Hitler? If he says he is, then we would call him a troll

Well if Hitler hadn't died he'd be 124 now so I doubt he'd be much of a threat to anyone any more, probably wouldn't even know how to work the internet without one of the great grand kids coming over for 57th time to tell him to click the damn google icon.

@awesam: He'd explain it calmly and address our doubts in a reasonable manner.

nope, he would convince the whole comic community to hate Batman !

Yes because Adolf Hitler was known for being reasonable (Yes that was sarcasm)

@joshmightbe:

He only screamed in his speeches. He was also charming apparently, as many leaders are.

I'd follow him and would learn what he preaches. (On Comicvine, you silly gooses)

I'd annoy him generally

@godtriggerhulk: He was also an idiot who's generals constantly ignored is often insane decisions and then allowed him to pretend the good ideas were his.

@joshmightbe:

True, but here he would just talk about comics.

@godtriggerhulk: We can't even get sane people to only talk about comics here, how would you keep a 124 year old tyrannical lunatic to stay on topic?

This thread. <3

He will say NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! every time Magneto or Black Panther wins a battle thread. Also, he will have an avatar of the Aryan race and his username will be Hitlerspanks1965. Then we can call him out and National Security will handle it because they like to stalk people before sh*t happens.

lol

Hitler would probably start a petition to get albrecht krieger in the DCnU!

und als deutscher würde ich das sehr lustig finden.

Just a stupid question. If he was still alive, we'd all have killed him already. Just as it should be.

Dear god, this site is like the Mecca for f***wits.

I'd follow him.

>__>

Hitler would be wanted by Israel so I'd turn him in. Let Mossad handle him.

@colonelrunaway: I'd love to disagree but I can't