Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme
Have you ever kissed someone while being drunk?
I've never been drunk, so no.
I've only been drunk once, and never kissed anyone.
I've never been drunk, so no.
I've never been drunk, so no.
I've never been drunk, so no.
I've kissed someone... But not while drunk... I'm 13...
Kissing your mom on the cheek doesn't count.
Jk.
I've never been drunk. or have kissed anyone
Same
I've kissed someone... But not while drunk... I'm 13...
Kissing your mom on the cheek doesn't count.
Jk.
Too soon bruh, too soon
I've never been drunk, so no.
In my high school days, at a party, I puked in a toilet then passed out on it with my hand in the puke/blood/piss filled bowl. This white girl came in and freaked out, talm bout ... "oh my god, call the 911! He's gonna die from alcohol poisoning!"
Everybody start freaking out then, right? And like a straight G, I woke up and lifted my head slightly and said, " ... Nah, I'm good."
Haha.
Then everything was cool.
She helped me up and put my arm round her shoulder and the two of us proceeded to the couch, where I started kissing up on her with my bloody, puked up lips.
She didn't even complain, though, fam.
There was a night when I was slightly drunk and making out with an ex-girlfriend (who was also somewhat drunk) from my sophomore year in college. We were initially celebrating my homegirl's birthday with her friends out in Buckhead Atlanta.
Yes, this girl with porcelain ivory skin, beautiful curly red hair like a flame, and plump lips the same alluring color. She was sitting on a bench outside of McDonalds, I was here trying to get some Chicken McNuggets at 5 AM, and my heart was broken because they weren't serving them at that time. I was drunk, distraught, confused, and had just gotten into a minor altercation. I had even threatened to go Super Saiyan on the staff.
Then I noticed this fine female specimen sitting on a bench, sitting seductively with one leg raised with her foot resting on the thigh of her other leg, and woah her legs were fine. It was a bit hard to tell because she was wearing big baggy yellow pants, but she was also wearing red and white striped leggings or yoga pants. I could make out the curve of her calves and I tell you what, this girl definitely squats. One of her arms was supporting her neck, her expression so sensual, her other arm was spread against the top of the bench, welcoming someone to sit next to her and cozy up close… she had red shoes on and you know what they say about girls who wear red shoes right? Her top matched her pants, was yellow as well, I guess you could say her clothing was unconventional, but I have a thing for hipster girls and even though she was sitting down I knew she had a great butt!
I sat beside her, looked into her eyes and gave her a great kiss I am sure she will never forget… I will never forget it. She was incredibly strong as well since I tried to move her arms so I could get closer to her, but she stayed in the same position, and then that when the police showed up and arrested me, forever robbing me from potential love, with the red headed girl outside McDonalds.
Yes, this girl with porcelain ivory skin, beautiful curly red hair like a flame, and plump lips the same alluring color. She was sitting on a bench outside of McDonalds, I was here trying to get some Chicken McNuggets at 5 AM, and my heart was broken because they weren't serving them at that time. I was drunk, distraught, confused, and had just gotten into a minor altercation. I had even threatened to go Super Saiyan on the staff.
Then I noticed this fine female specimen sitting on a bench, sitting seductively with one leg raised with her foot resting on the thigh of her other leg, and woah her legs were fine. It was a bit hard to tell because she was wearing big baggy yellow pants, but she was also wearing red and white striped leggings or yoga pants. I could make out the curve of her calves and I tell you what, this girl definitely squats. One of her arms was supporting her neck, her expression so sensual, her other arm was spread against the top of the bench, welcoming someone to sit next to her and cozy up close… she had red shoes on and you know what they say about girls who wear red shoes right? Her top matched her pants, was yellow as well, I guess you could say her clothing was unconventional, but I have a thing for hipster girls and even though she was sitting down I knew she had a great butt!
I sat beside her, looked into her eyes and gave her a great kiss I am sure she will never forget… I will never forget it. She was incredibly strong as well since I tried to move her arms so I could get closer to her, but she stayed in the same position, and then that when the police showed up and arrested me, forever robbing me from potential love, with the red headed girl outside McDonalds.
Excuse me sir, but is this the girl you met that night?
Yes, this girl with porcelain ivory skin, beautiful curly red hair like a flame, and plump lips the same alluring color. She was sitting on a bench outside of McDonalds, I was here trying to get some Chicken McNuggets at 5 AM, and my heart was broken because they weren't serving them at that time. I was drunk, distraught, confused, and had just gotten into a minor altercation. I had even threatened to go Super Saiyan on the staff.
Then I noticed this fine female specimen sitting on a bench, sitting seductively with one leg raised with her foot resting on the thigh of her other leg, and woah her legs were fine. It was a bit hard to tell because she was wearing big baggy yellow pants, but she was also wearing red and white striped leggings or yoga pants. I could make out the curve of her calves and I tell you what, this girl definitely squats. One of her arms was supporting her neck, her expression so sensual, her other arm was spread against the top of the bench, welcoming someone to sit next to her and cozy up close… she had red shoes on and you know what they say about girls who wear red shoes right? Her top matched her pants, was yellow as well, I guess you could say her clothing was unconventional, but I have a thing for hipster girls and even though she was sitting down I knew she had a great butt!
I sat beside her, looked into her eyes and gave her a great kiss I am sure she will never forget… I will never forget it. She was incredibly strong as well since I tried to move her arms so I could get closer to her, but she stayed in the same position, and then that when the police showed up and arrested me, forever robbing me from potential love, with the red headed girl outside McDonalds.
Excuse me sir, but is this the girl you met that night?
My lost love!
I've never been drunk, so no.
Yes, this girl with porcelain ivory skin, beautiful curly red hair like a flame, and plump lips the same alluring color. She was sitting on a bench outside of McDonalds, I was here trying to get some Chicken McNuggets at 5 AM, and my heart was broken because they weren't serving them at that time. I was drunk, distraught, confused, and had just gotten into a minor altercation. I had even threatened to go Super Saiyan on the staff.
Then I noticed this fine female specimen sitting on a bench, sitting seductively with one leg raised with her foot resting on the thigh of her other leg, and woah her legs were fine. It was a bit hard to tell because she was wearing big baggy yellow pants, but she was also wearing red and white striped leggings or yoga pants. I could make out the curve of her calves and I tell you what, this girl definitely squats. One of her arms was supporting her neck, her expression so sensual, her other arm was spread against the top of the bench, welcoming someone to sit next to her and cozy up close… she had red shoes on and you know what they say about girls who wear red shoes right? Her top matched her pants, was yellow as well, I guess you could say her clothing was unconventional, but I have a thing for hipster girls and even though she was sitting down I knew she had a great butt!
I sat beside her, looked into her eyes and gave her a great kiss I am sure she will never forget… I will never forget it. She was incredibly strong as well since I tried to move her arms so I could get closer to her, but she stayed in the same position, and then that when the police showed up and arrested me, forever robbing me from potential love, with the red headed girl outside McDonalds.
I have a picture on IG that goes perfect with this...it involves more than kissing though and tons of alcohol.......
@mysticmedivh: harsh... LOL
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