Has anyone been in a street fight?

@TheCannon said:

Yes I have. I have been in a street fight with an Amish kid.

How did that happen I thought amish are pacifist.

None I remember on the street... I've had plenty of school fights though. I've even impressed myself multiple times what some fellow classmates looked like when their injuries colored up. =)

@icysloth said:

@TheCannon said:

Yes I have. I have been in a street fight with an Amish kid.

How did that happen I thought amish are pacifist.

I was sitting there at an auction reading. These five kids come up and start laughing at me for no reason. They don't stop. I give them a warning. They continue. So, I went after them. I cornered them into a tent with furniture. 4 of them slipped under the tent to escape, but I was able to grab the biggest one. Then, I can go into more detail if you want.

I haven't been in any fights...but I'm also not even 16 yet, a little early to say..or not, maybe I'm past that stage..all in all still no :p

@TheCannon: Now I am just really curious as to why Amish kids were making fun off you, I feel like you have to be leaving something out.

@icysloth said:

@TheCannon: Now I am just really curious as to why Amish kids were making fun off you, I feel like you have to be leaving something out.

I'm not leaving anything out. I was sitting in one of those fold out chairs reading a book. An actual book, not a comic book.

Had been in a fight once in my life, the person in front of me was angry that I laugh at his friend who fell on the floor. I grabbed this person by the neck and threw it far away, when she get up I kick his face with my rubber shoes and the girl could not talk for a week after that. Yes, I'm the beast.

@k4tzm4n said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

@k4tzm4n said:

*insert swarm of internet tough guys*

YEAH BRO I'M IN FIGHTZ LIKE EVERY OTHAR DAI. I WIN EM ALL 2.

OH YEA BRO?

I BET I COULD KICK UR ASS BRO

DOOD I'M LIKE 10 FEET TALL AND MY ARMS R SO BIG I CANT EVEN MUVE. AN I GOT 4 LIKE GORO.

K4tz + Ivy = Humor Goodness.

I had some dude try to fight me just last week because he said I was driving too fast in a parking lot. A) I was sick, B) he was huge and C) anyone caught fighting goes straight to jail regardless of if it was self defense or not where I live. So no way was I throwing down with that asshole.

Yeah this one dude had a mask and a wolverine-esque claw and taunted me while jumping on the fence and stuff like that. I gave him a shoryuken and that's the end of it.

I was just in a fight last night! It was around 5 ish. My friend was fighting this 24 year old who had called her names on Facebook and this dude got involved and shoved her against the wall so I jumped in. I kind of got my ass kicked, but at least I distracted him long enough for my friend to get to safety. My head hurts and my nose is a little sensitive. I took pictures :3

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I was just in a fight last night! It was around 5 ish. My friend was fighting this 24 year old who had called her names on Facebook and this dude got involved and shoved her against the wall so I jumped in. I kind of got my ass kicked, but at least I distracted him long enough for my friend to get to safety. My head hurts and my nose is a little sensitive. I took pictures :3

*ignores everything else in paragraph*

YOU GOT YER ASS KICKED!!!!

HAR HAR HAR HAR

"Be water my friend"

ME OWND EVERYONE THAT WANTS TO TRY AND FIGHT ME,I'M LIKE GODZ OF STREET FIGHTS,CALL ME BISON,DUDZ.

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I was just in a fight last night! It was around 5 ish. My friend was fighting this 24 year old who had called her names on Facebook and this dude got involved and shoved her against the wall so I jumped in. I kind of got my ass kicked, but at least I distracted him long enough for my friend to get to safety. My head hurts and my nose is a little sensitive. I took pictures :3

Lol can you show us the pictures? Pretty please?

I battle my MOM my TEACHERS and KIDS THAT I FEEL I CAN TAKE ON...

I'm a smart Guy... I'd let the dude beat me up (If he's stronger than me) And Smash a rock in his head ...

Laziness a thing i cannot beat

I always use the Muhamad Ali tecnique,the that you absorb the impact and punch the opponent with his strenght plus yours,it's a difficult tecnique,I used it only once,since it needs a perfect timing and I suck at it.

Yep, I have a street fight record of 300-0 and won them all via flying gogoplata

Age 10 or so: I called this 8 year old a "gay-wad" (gasp) and we tried to fight each other (but failed miserably). I gave him a bloody nose, then he tried to stab me with a (blunt) stick but I wielded my lanyard as nunchaku.

Age 13 or so: Bus stop, seventh grade; different kid punched me in the chin, I beat him with my umbrella a few times (which broke over his head!!), and he kind of ran away.

I am truly a weapons master, plus the three years of karate and MMA I took in highschool (TOTES INTERNET BADA$$ BROZ)

Mostly Boxing and school fights. Never a street fight.

1. This was really annoying and he asked to fight me and i was like what ever. He came charging at me so i punched him in the gut and tripped him. He fell on ice and cement so i just walked away. I turn back and he tries to punch me again but falls again. I walked away laughing.

2. I was just teasing my friend and he got really mad. I was like calm down i'm joking but he still wanted to fight me. I was outside on the baseball field and he tried to tackle me from behind but i knew he was coming and dodged to the side and tripped him. I walked away after that but he was crying on the floor.

3.Some other stupid school fights i can't remember

4. Just boxing matches.

I have never been on a full-on-fight where fists were thrown at each others face and blood was shed.I'm really careful and Cunning .

I've never been in a fight in my life, Why? Cause fighting is for neanderthals....and I have weak upper body strength.

Like, I don't need to fight; I like totally have peeps who do it for me so I can spend my time surfing and tanning and stuff!

@nickzambuto said:

@YoungJustice said:

I have watched many. Never been in any street fights. Ussually school fights. One time some a classmate didn't take the cookie I offered him. I bashed his head on the table. One time a teacher pushed me on the ground because someone put a boogie in my face and I pushed the kid. I punched the teacher in the eye. One time someone made fun of my weight. I chocked him. I have serious anger issues thinking about it.

I'm assuming you're not serious, in which case this is probably the funniest answer in the whole thread,

Im totally serious...........

@drgnx said:

Like, I don't need to fight; I like totally have peeps who do it for me so I can spend my time surfing and tanning and stuff!

Situation is a viner?!?!?!?!

Just sparring when boxercising

Had a couple of kindergarten

A couple at elementary

Fake fights from watching wwe at junior high

- thats about it though

quite alot,here in manchester we fight all the time {sad i know},mostly in local pubs,or when playing 5 a side football,left eye scar,chipped tooth,strange thing is after the scrap most times we make up and buy a each other a pint,but its shit fighting and not clever,just happens and you deal with it.

@ssejllenrad said:

@drgnx said:

Like, I don't need to fight; I like totally have peeps who do it for me so I can spend my time surfing and tanning and stuff!

Situation is a viner?!?!?!?!

Well, he does have a comic... O_o

Once, though it wasn't a real fight. One guy harrassed a girl, i said something about it. He punched me, i punched him. More people came and he took off. *shrugs*

Uhm -- no one ever tried to stop a fight?

A street fight with mere humans???

I have had many fights,many started out in the gladiator pits.

But in all seriousness I haven't nor would I want to.

@lykopis said:

Uhm -- no one ever tried to stop a fight?

I tried and ended up getting socked in the face. Not the best feeling especially when you have glasses.

@Deranged Midget: plus glasses are expensive..

@Aiden Cross: Tell me about it. I have worst prescription known to man. I'm legally blind without them and each prescribed lens costs around $250 dollars before taxes...

@Midget: autch... Thats quite the expense.. Contact lenses no option? (and sorry, cant quote on the ipad >_>)

@Aiden Cross: Never tried them and I don't know if I can wear them due to having an astigmatism.

@Deranged Midget said:

@lykopis said:

Uhm -- no one ever tried to stop a fight?

I tried and ended up getting socked in the face. Not the best feeling especially when you have glasses.

Awh...that's not good. >:(

@lykopis: I guess it's what you get for trying to be a decent citizen :P

@Raiiyn said:

@ssejllenrad said:

@drgnx said:

Like, I don't need to fight; I like totally have peeps who do it for me so I can spend my time surfing and tanning and stuff!

Situation is a viner?!?!?!?!

Well, he does have a comic... O_o

LMAO!