Guys VS Girls

Who makes a better wingman

Here we go....

Men.

-_-

Men are superior in everything. It's a proven prediction of The_Deathstroker. I have a blog written about it.

It isn't called wingMAN for nothing.

It depends on all genders/sexualities involved.

Men >Dogs>Everything else>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Women.

Anyone who disputes this is obviously dumb

@The_Deathstroker: if men are superior at everything, why do I need women to cook mah meals? You can't seriously think I'm capable of outperforming a woman in her professional line of work?

This is the perfect time for a certain club for guys where no girls are allowed, to be bump.

@cable_extreme: You can. All men can. We is just too damn lazy to try. And why should we cook it when the slaves can?

And to the females out there besides Corral: Im making fun of a certain user's view on the world, none of this is meant seriously so please don't take offense.

My dog is the best wingman. It all starts out with "what a cute little doggy" and I just play it Kool and the Gang.

The best wingman is an unsuspecting one. Keep your eyes on the target and wait it out, little smile and all.. I have never been a wingman. Way too competitive for that. So, I'd say guys.

@comicace

Peppy is the best wingman.

@The_Deathstroker: you aren't serious? Blasphemy!!!

Men.

Wildvine and BooBear. They always put me down and humiliate me in front of the ladies. Hey, wait a sec...

Do it most of the posters will be guys bashing guys, since the men of this site do that without the need of a thread already.

I felt kinda embarrassed after posting that, so I deleted it. Ah well.

@kittyparker13: I have just what you're looking for. Give me five secs.

LOLWUT?

@kittyparker13: You should enjoy this:

There was this:

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic-5/nicola-teslas-prediction-for-the-role-of-women-1594821/#181

And then there was this:

http://www.comicvine.com/profile/The_Deathstroker/blog/the-deathstrokers-prediction-for-the-role-of-men/99472/

Yeah I remember those threads -_-

Best trolling I've seen so far.

Young Padawan, you have much to learn in the ways of trolling.

@kittyparker13: One of them was what you were looking for :3

The other was me making fun of it >_<

Bah! I don't need your teachings!... But if one were to ask you to teach them your ways, how would you respond?

"Sure why not? lol" is about what I'd say. Yes, I am an eloquent Jedi Master indeed.

@kittyparker13: Jedi Master? I am a Sith Lord! Feel my wrath!

*stings a little with baby lightning*

If you are as good as you say you are, prove it. I want to see some jimmies rustled.

@comicace3: She couldn't hurt a fly.

I forever broke a man's trust of people xD

Yes. Yes you have.

In all honesty, I'm better at annoying people than actually trolling. I once annoyed a group of admins and mods so much, they nearly banned me even though I didn't break a single rule. I don't know if I want to do anything like that here though, seeing as I actually like this site and all...

Its ok we all do. I understand.

@comicace3: I still can't believe you didn't remember me. We've had pages long conversations before and I had no English issues until then :/ @kittyparker13: Pfffffffffftt....... Dat nothing.

@comicace3 said:

@oscars94 said:

My dog is the best wingman. It all starts out with "what a cute little doggy" and I just play it Kool and the Gang.

Yet, this totally works.

I do remember you. I just won an argument with you like a couple of days ago duh.

@comicace3: We hadn't talked in months before that conversation....

I also remember that battle we didn't finish.

@comicace3: I think we did.

Nope. You knocked me out, ran away and said you were gonna be following me. And then I followed you.

To this thread I say...why? Just why?

@comicace3: Wait, I'm confused. If you followed me after I said I'd follow you meaning I am following you and I just checked that I'm following you, but you follow me, then who followed who when I followed you?