Guess the movie quotes above.

Please don't cheat guys by using the Internet. Guess the quote right or wrong and post yours next. Even better if you add a video.

I'll start.

"It's inking in my mouth!"

Again you went there lol. 22 jump street.

" You're an inanimate fu%king object!"

Ted?

In Bruges

"You're a doctor! Deal with it!"

Hot Fuzz

and been done -

Remember that quote? - Off-Topic - Comic Vine

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"You guys look like an '80s rock band!"

Action/ 2005

Fantastic Four *garbage*

"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss."

From my favorite movie of all time!

No Country For Old Men, 2007. (?)

"I'm Dale. But you have to call me Dragon."

I spoiled it, because you might recognize the name. Look at it if you want.

STEP BROTHERS

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

Gone with the wind

"No, I am your father!@"

Everyone knows this now.

@_atomikill_: You guess correctly. I love that movie!

On-topic: Gone with the Wind

"A good death is its own reward."

Gone with the wind?

"One night Confucius dreamt he was taken to the damned in hell, he was very surprised to see hell was a beautiful banqueting room, with the damn sitting around a table with the most delicious food he had ever seen. They where allowed to eat anything they liked but they had to use chopsticks that where 5 feet tall, the damned were starving staring in agony at the uneaten food before them knowing even with all eternity to solve the problem it could not be done. Then Confucius is taken to heaven and heaven is an identical banquet hall full of delicious food, the people around the tables are happy and well feed but they to must obey the same rule. The food can only be eaten with chopsticks that are 5 feet tall, only in heaven........they're feeding each other"

Don't know.

"No, I am your father!@"

Everyone knows this now.

Star Wars

"One night Confucius dreamt he was taken to the damned in hell, he was very surprised to see hell was a beautiful banqueting room, with the damn sitting around a table with the most delicious food he had ever seen. They where allowed to eat anything they liked but they had to use chopsticks that where 5 feet tall, the damned were starving staring in agony at the uneaten food before them knowing even with all eternity to solve the problem it could not be done. Then Confucius is taken to heaven and heaven is an identical banquet hall full of delicious food, the people around the tables are happy and well feed but they to must obey the same rule. The food can only be eaten with chopsticks that are 5 feet tall, only in heaven........they're feeding each other"

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Gladiator

"One night Confucius dreamt he was taken to the damned in hell, he was very surprised to see hell was a beautiful banqueting room, with the damn sitting around a table with the most delicious food he had ever seen. They where allowed to eat anything they liked but they had to use chopsticks that where 5 feet tall, the damned were starving staring in agony at the uneaten food before them knowing even with all eternity to solve the problem it could not be done. Then Confucius is taken to heaven and heaven is an identical banquet hall full of delicious food, the people around the tables are happy and well feed but they to must obey the same rule. The food can only be eaten with chopsticks that are 5 feet tall, only in heaven........they're feeding each other"

@immortal777 said:

The Wisdom of Crocodiles.

Finally.

"You know what kinds of foods are shaped like D!©#$?...the BEST kinds"

Superbad

All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife,his kids, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

Unforgiven.

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

Fight Club

"I will not succumb to your pelvic sorcery"

Lol! GotG! I loved that line haha

"Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup; I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

@saren@wildvine@bumpyboo