Greatest jimmy-rustler in the animal kingdom?

From the plains of Africa to the depths of the Pacific Ocean, animals eat, reproduce, and survive - it's the call of the wild. However, in this circle of life, which species lives to rustle the most jimmies? This is the question that everyone wants answered.

It hides its cunning eyes with its folds of terror.

Midgets

Batman

Sharks.

This is a classic.

@goonage: You are 100% correct, they are born evil and become something worse than a darkspawn. I mean, let us look at all their crimes.

Abuse

Rape

Attempted Murder

Theft

I could go on. Truly the devil's child.

@aquaman01: @goonage: lol

Those monkeys that kidnap puppies and make them their slaves.

@aquaman01 said:

@goonage: You are 100% correct, they are born evil and become something worse than a darkspawn. I mean, let us look at all their crimes.

Abuse

Rape

Attempted Murder

Theft

I could go on. Truly the devil's child.

LET US UNITE AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF DOGS!

@aquaman01: Post more of it please :D

@goonage: Don't worry, I have info that we have top men working on it. Top... Men.

@penderor: Hey, anything to gain support for the cause!!!

Sexually assault

Spousal abuse

Harmful pranks (the worst kind of pranks)

Assaulting a minor

Taking food from a starving child

I mean, they are horrid deviants. Even the Bible says "Beware of dogs..." showing that they have been doing these crimes throughout their existence!!!

@aquaman01: Do it again!

Apes.

But you already know that.

Well dogs and cats can be a**holes but they'll never throw poop at you.

Monkeys!

Llamas.......

lol. You're awesome. So are dogs :D

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BLASPHEMY!

Rats.