GOD is in front of you!

So let's say your alone at home reading book and all of the sudden GOD shows up in front of you!

What would you do in this situation?

What are you going to ask him?

Will you be scared?

GOD is in this thread! anyway i know GOD is never going show up in front of you ever or maybe he does but you can't see him.

I made this tread because i want to know how you answer to these questions.

This thread will go places.

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

So God, why don't you just gimme some of that powers like you did for Jim Carey eh?

I'd ask him why are the Kardashians famous? Cause I'm pretty sure only him and Satan know for sure

@joshmightbe said:

I'd ask him why are the Kardashians famous? Cause I'm pretty sure only him and Satan know for sure

Really? C'mon... Anyone with an internet connection can answer that.. Well Ok it only answers why Kim is famous but still... It still has got some mundane explanation to it eh?

@wario1988 said:

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

Or third! :)

I would ask him to obliterate Mondays, I guess.

"You suck. You invented boredom and cancer."

I'd keep my mouth shut and listen to every word God said to me.

"BATMAN IS IN MY ROOM"

@Death_From_Below said:

I'd keep my mouth shut and listen to every word God said to me.

What if he just stood there before you and all that came from him was awkward eye contact? What would you do then?

I'd freak out and wonder if someone slipped me something.... Then if i can conclude no one has I'd pretty much admit to being wrong, but would tell him off for causing so much pain and saddness to people who don't deserve it and spend the rest of my life waiting to go to hell. So yeah hears to hoping that doesn't happen.

@King Saturn said:

1. Look With Amazement
2. Ask God To Take Me Back With Him To Heaven
3. Eh, It's Possible

same here. I'd bow down too. kiss his feet.

"God why did you create PMS?"

"Dude, people won't believe me and I'll end up locked up in a nuthouse. Thanks for nothing."

Call the cops. Unless he's able to convince me without a shadow of a doubt that he is god. Then start to rethink this whole atheist thing I guess.

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@wario1988 said:

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

Or third! :)

I would ask him to obliterate Mondays, I guess.

That's irrelevant because then Tuesday would become Monday essentially.

I'd tell him to GTFO unless he has a purpose of being there.

I would probably ask him a few things about astronomy and the dinosaurs.  Always been curious about those.  I wouldnt be scared though

I'm gonna cry and ask for forgiveness.

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strip poker challenge

So... Can i get some super powers? Like "A" lister powers?

@Deranged Midget said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@wario1988 said:

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

Or third! :)

I would ask him to obliterate Mondays, I guess.

That's irrelevant because then Tuesday would become Monday essentially.

I'd tell him to GTFO unless he has a purpose of being there.

You're irrelevant! You say that now, but if he really appeared, I think you would sh*t your pants. I know I would.

@ssejllenrad: tons of people have had sex on camera many of them far better looking than her, that's not a valid reason for fame

"I don't believe in you." He disappears and I go back to what I was doing before He interrupts me.

I would simply just talk to him, if he is interested to what I would like to tell to him. Something bout my past deeds and such. And, I guess have fun with him. I mean, that will probably the last time you see him while you are alive, you might as well get to know him and have fun while you're at it.

I'd probably break down crying. Then after I calmed down I'd ask for forgiveness. Then I'd start asking questions.

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Deranged Midget said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@wario1988 said:

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

Or third! :)

I would ask him to obliterate Mondays, I guess.

That's irrelevant because then Tuesday would become Monday essentially.

I'd tell him to GTFO unless he has a purpose of being there.

You're irrelevant! You say that now, but if he really appeared, I think you would sh*t your pants. I know I would.

Why would I soil myself if I'm not religious and don't believe in god?

I'd make out with God.... Who else could say they did that?

@Deranged Midget said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Deranged Midget said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@wario1988 said:

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

Or third! :)

I would ask him to obliterate Mondays, I guess.

That's irrelevant because then Tuesday would become Monday essentially.

I'd tell him to GTFO unless he has a purpose of being there.

You're irrelevant! You say that now, but if he really appeared, I think you would sh*t your pants. I know I would.

Why would I soil myself if I'm not religious and don't believe in god?

Because this scenario asks what if God was not only real but appeared right in front of you. Not whether you believe in him or not.

@inferiorego said:

I'd make out with God.... Who else could say they did that?

Evidently, only you.

@NlGHTCRAWLER: I stand by my original statement.

@Deranged Midget said:

@inferiorego said:

I'd make out with God.... Who else could say they did that?

Evidently, only you.

@NlGHTCRAWLER: I stand by my original statement.

As do I............. *Shakes fist at Mondays*

@NlGHTCRAWLER: I don't understand the hate for Mondays really. Personally I dislike Sunday's even more since it's the ending day of the weekend leading up to a new week.

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

"BATMAN IS IN MY ROOM"

But you'd never notice Batman in your room.

Unless he wanted you to.

O_O

"Why are you in my room and not focused on more important issues?"

@k4tzm4n said:

"Why are you in my room and not focused on more important issues?"

You forget he's everywhere.

*Runs away before Kat can comment*

Bow, and then cry.

@k4tzm4n said:

"Why are you in my room and not focused on more important issues?"

"For the lulz, b*tch."

I would be happy.

"Why is that every picture I see of Adam & Eve they always happen to have belly buttons?"

I don't see any need to bow and cry like a lot of people on here are saying, if there is an all powerful all knowing god that created the universe he's not likely to be the low self esteemed, ego maniac that demands you kiss his ass or burn in hell that most religions claim. He's running the whole universe, he ain't got time to worry about whether or not we're grateful that he allows us to exist and if he is then he isn't worth worship.

I don't see any need to bow and cry like a lot of people on here are saying, if there is an all powerful all knowing god that created the universe he's not likely to be the low self esteemed, ego maniac that demands you kiss his ass or burn in hell that most religions claim. He's running the whole universe, he ain't got time to worry about whether or not we're grateful that he allows us to exist and if he is then he isn't worth worship.

@cyberninja: I've actually read the whole bible, in it God himself never actually demands praise or worship, that's only humans saying that. God only really asks that you 1. Follow his rules, 2. Don't be openly disrespectful to him and 3. Acknowledge that he's the boss. People invented the whole concept of prostrating yourself to God. I blame the whole we must bow down thing to Kings who used the religion to gain power and thought god should be just as big a vain, attention whore as they are so they enforced the practice as a way to justify forcing people to kiss their asses.

@Deranged Midget said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER: I don't understand the hate for Mondays really. Personally I dislike Sunday's even more since it's the ending day of the weekend leading up to a new week.

Well i'm pretty sure God isn't going to get rid of Sundays.

I'll ask God if Thor exists. =P

Soil myself and beg for forgiveness. Seriously, I ain't too proud to beg.

@cyberninja: I've actually read the whole bible, in it God himself never actually demands praise or worship, that's only humans saying that. God only really asks that you 1. Follow his rules, 2. Don't be openly disrespectful to him and 3. Acknowledge that he's the boss. People invented the whole concept of prostrating yourself to God. I blame the whole we must bow down thing to Kings who used the religion to gain power and thought god should be just as big a vain, attention whore as they are so they enforced the practice as a way to justify forcing people to kiss their asses.

what am I suppose to do?

@Mortein: Offer him a soda and apologize for all those people that keep bugging him on his one day off.