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#1 Posted by wario1988 (990 posts) - - Show Bio

So let's say your alone at home reading book and all of the sudden GOD shows up in front of you!

What would you do in this situation?

What are you going to ask him?

Will you be scared?

GOD is in this thread! anyway i know GOD is never going show up in front of you ever or maybe he does but you can't see him.

I made this tread because i want to know how you answer to these questions.

#2 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2898 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread will go places.

#3 Posted by wario1988 (990 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

#4 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

So God, why don't you just gimme some of that powers like you did for Jim Carey eh?

#5 Posted by joshmightbe (24480 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd ask him why are the Kardashians famous? Cause I'm pretty sure only him and Satan know for sure

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#6 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

I'd ask him why are the Kardashians famous? Cause I'm pretty sure only him and Satan know for sure

Really? C'mon... Anyone with an internet connection can answer that.. Well Ok it only answers why Kim is famous but still... It still has got some mundane explanation to it eh?

#7 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2898 posts) - - Show Bio

@wario1988 said:

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

Or third! :)

I would ask him to obliterate Mondays, I guess.

#8 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

"You suck. You invented boredom and cancer."

#9 Posted by Death_From_Below (223 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd keep my mouth shut and listen to every word God said to me.

#10 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio

"BATMAN IS IN MY ROOM"

#11 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2898 posts) - - Show Bio

@Death_From_Below said:

I'd keep my mouth shut and listen to every word God said to me.

What if he just stood there before you and all that came from him was awkward eye contact? What would you do then?

#12 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd freak out and wonder if someone slipped me something.... Then if i can conclude no one has I'd pretty much admit to being wrong, but would tell him off for causing so much pain and saddness to people who don't deserve it and spend the rest of my life waiting to go to hell. So yeah hears to hoping that doesn't happen.

#13 Posted by King Saturn (223746 posts) - - Show Bio
1. Look With Amazement 
2. Ask God To Take Me Back With Him To Heaven 
3. Eh, It's Possible
#14 Posted by Death_From_Below (223 posts) - - Show Bio

@King Saturn said:

1. Look With Amazement
2. Ask God To Take Me Back With Him To Heaven
3. Eh, It's Possible

same here. I'd bow down too. kiss his feet.

#15 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

"God why did you create PMS?"

#16 Posted by Park (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

"Dude, people won't believe me and I'll end up locked up in a nuthouse. Thanks for nothing."

#17 Posted by longbowhunter (6632 posts) - - Show Bio

Call the cops. Unless he's able to convince me without a shadow of a doubt that he is god. Then start to rethink this whole atheist thing I guess.

#18 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@wario1988 said:

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

Or third! :)

I would ask him to obliterate Mondays, I guess.

That's irrelevant because then Tuesday would become Monday essentially.

I'd tell him to GTFO unless he has a purpose of being there.

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#19 Posted by RazzaTazz (9450 posts) - - Show Bio

I would probably ask him a few things about astronomy and the dinosaurs.  Always been curious about those.  I wouldnt be scared though

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#20 Posted by jhazzroucher (14745 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm gonna cry and ask for forgiveness.

#21 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio

Silently put down the book, get up from my chair, walk over to my bookshelf, remove nine trades from it and put the Preacher collections in his hands and then return to what I was reading.

Or light myself on fire.

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#22 Posted by The Stegman (22799 posts) - - Show Bio

three words 
 
strip poker challenge

#23 Posted by nickthedevil (11415 posts) - - Show Bio

So... Can i get some super powers? Like "A" lister powers?

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#24 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2898 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@wario1988 said:

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

Or third! :)

I would ask him to obliterate Mondays, I guess.

That's irrelevant because then Tuesday would become Monday essentially.

I'd tell him to GTFO unless he has a purpose of being there.

You're irrelevant! You say that now, but if he really appeared, I think you would sh*t your pants. I know I would.

#25 Posted by joshmightbe (24480 posts) - - Show Bio

@ssejllenrad: tons of people have had sex on camera many of them far better looking than her, that's not a valid reason for fame

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#26 Posted by ComicMan24 (147042 posts) - - Show Bio

"I don't believe in you." He disappears and I go back to what I was doing before He interrupts me.

#27 Posted by Sissel (1985 posts) - - Show Bio

I would simply just talk to him, if he is interested to what I would like to tell to him. Something bout my past deeds and such. And, I guess have fun with him. I mean, that will probably the last time you see him while you are alive, you might as well get to know him and have fun while you're at it.

#28 Posted by SpidermanWins (3975 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd probably break down crying. Then after I calmed down I'd ask for forgiveness. Then I'd start asking questions.

#29 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Deranged Midget said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@wario1988 said:

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

Or third! :)

I would ask him to obliterate Mondays, I guess.

That's irrelevant because then Tuesday would become Monday essentially.

I'd tell him to GTFO unless he has a purpose of being there.

You're irrelevant! You say that now, but if he really appeared, I think you would sh*t your pants. I know I would.

Why would I soil myself if I'm not religious and don't believe in god?

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#30 Posted by inferiorego (21113 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd make out with God.... Who else could say they did that?

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#31 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2898 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Deranged Midget said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@wario1988 said:

Yes it will but why don't you start off first?

Or third! :)

I would ask him to obliterate Mondays, I guess.

That's irrelevant because then Tuesday would become Monday essentially.

I'd tell him to GTFO unless he has a purpose of being there.

You're irrelevant! You say that now, but if he really appeared, I think you would sh*t your pants. I know I would.

Why would I soil myself if I'm not religious and don't believe in god?

Because this scenario asks what if God was not only real but appeared right in front of you. Not whether you believe in him or not.

#32 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

@inferiorego said:

I'd make out with God.... Who else could say they did that?

Evidently, only you.

@NlGHTCRAWLER: I stand by my original statement.

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#33 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2898 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

@inferiorego said:

I'd make out with God.... Who else could say they did that?

Evidently, only you.

@NlGHTCRAWLER: I stand by my original statement.

As do I............. *Shakes fist at Mondays*

#34 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

@NlGHTCRAWLER: I don't understand the hate for Mondays really. Personally I dislike Sunday's even more since it's the ending day of the weekend leading up to a new week.

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#35 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

"BATMAN IS IN MY ROOM"

But you'd never notice Batman in your room.

Unless he wanted you to.

O_O

#36 Posted by k4tzm4n (36159 posts) - - Show Bio

"Why are you in my room and not focused on more important issues?"

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#37 Posted by ReVamp (22863 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n said:

"Why are you in my room and not focused on more important issues?"

You forget he's everywhere.

*Runs away before Kat can comment*

#38 Posted by Static Shock (47330 posts) - - Show Bio

Bow, and then cry.

#39 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n said:

"Why are you in my room and not focused on more important issues?"

"For the lulz, b*tch."

#40 Posted by Loki9876 (2992 posts) - - Show Bio

I would be happy.

#41 Posted by cyberninja (10413 posts) - - Show Bio

"Why is that every picture I see of Adam & Eve they always happen to have belly buttons?"

#42 Posted by joshmightbe (24480 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't see any need to bow and cry like a lot of people on here are saying, if there is an all powerful all knowing god that created the universe he's not likely to be the low self esteemed, ego maniac that demands you kiss his ass or burn in hell that most religions claim. He's running the whole universe, he ain't got time to worry about whether or not we're grateful that he allows us to exist and if he is then he isn't worth worship.

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#43 Posted by cyberninja (10413 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:

I don't see any need to bow and cry like a lot of people on here are saying, if there is an all powerful all knowing god that created the universe he's not likely to be the low self esteemed, ego maniac that demands you kiss his ass or burn in hell that most religions claim. He's running the whole universe, he ain't got time to worry about whether or not we're grateful that he allows us to exist and if he is then he isn't worth worship.

You remind me of Conan praying to Crom. 
#44 Posted by joshmightbe (24480 posts) - - Show Bio

@cyberninja: I've actually read the whole bible, in it God himself never actually demands praise or worship, that's only humans saying that. God only really asks that you 1. Follow his rules, 2. Don't be openly disrespectful to him and 3. Acknowledge that he's the boss. People invented the whole concept of prostrating yourself to God. I blame the whole we must bow down thing to Kings who used the religion to gain power and thought god should be just as big a vain, attention whore as they are so they enforced the practice as a way to justify forcing people to kiss their asses.

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#45 Edited by NlGHTCRAWLER (2898 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER: I don't understand the hate for Mondays really. Personally I dislike Sunday's even more since it's the ending day of the weekend leading up to a new week.

Well i'm pretty sure God isn't going to get rid of Sundays.

#46 Posted by The Impersonator (4924 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll ask God if Thor exists. =P

#47 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (12424 posts) - - Show Bio

Soil myself and beg for forgiveness. Seriously, I ain't too proud to beg.

#48 Posted by cyberninja (10413 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:

@cyberninja: I've actually read the whole bible, in it God himself never actually demands praise or worship, that's only humans saying that. God only really asks that you 1. Follow his rules, 2. Don't be openly disrespectful to him and 3. Acknowledge that he's the boss. People invented the whole concept of prostrating yourself to God. I blame the whole we must bow down thing to Kings who used the religion to gain power and thought god should be just as big a vain, attention whore as they are so they enforced the practice as a way to justify forcing people to kiss their asses.

Well said sir, well said indeed.  
 
#49 Posted by Mortein (2686 posts) - - Show Bio

what am I suppose to do?

#50 Posted by joshmightbe (24480 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mortein: Offer him a soda and apologize for all those people that keep bugging him on his one day off.

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